/video/subtitlesVideo Subtitles
Video
Cost / request
$0.01
Response format
JSON
Protocol
REST
About this endpoint
Access YouTube data through agntdata: Video Subtitles. Get the available subtitles of a Youtube Video. Responses are structured JSON for AI agents, analytics, and automation — one API key instead of juggling upstream accounts. Ideal when you need video metadata, channel discovery, comments, subtitles, and recommendations programmatically.
Use cases
AI agents that need YouTube data in structured form
Analytics and monitoring pipelines for YouTube content
Research and GTM workflows that combine YouTube signals with other data
Parameters
| Name | In | Type | Required | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| video_id | query | string | required | —Default: PuQFESk0BrA |
Responses
Response
{
"title": "VideoCaptions",
"type": "object",
"properties": {
"lang": {
"title": "Lang",
"type": "string"
},
"is_available": {
"title": "Is Available",
"type": "boolean",
"default": false
},
"subtitles": {
"title": "Subtitles",
"type": "array",
"items": {
"title": "Subtitle",
"type": "object",
"properties": {
"id": {
"title": "Id",
"type": "integer"
},
"start": {
"title": "Start",
"type": "number"
},
"duration": {
"title": "Duration",
"type": "number"
},
"text": {
"title": "Text",
"type": "string"
}
}
}
}
},
"description": "Schema Class for a Youtube video captions"
}Agent / Developer Schema
Machine-readable formats for integrating this endpoint into AI agents and toolchains.
{
"operationId": "Video_Subtitles",
"method": "get",
"path": "/video/subtitles",
"summary": "Video Subtitles",
"description": "Get the available subtitles of a Youtube Video",
"parameters": [
{
"name": "video_id",
"in": "query",
"required": true,
"schema": {
"type": "string",
"default": "PuQFESk0BrA"
}
}
],
"responses": [
{
"statusCode": "200",
"description": "Response",
"content": {
"application/json": {
"schema": {
"title": "VideoCaptions",
"type": "object",
"properties": {
"lang": {
"title": "Lang",
"type": "string"
},
"is_available": {
"title": "Is Available",
"type": "boolean",
"default": false
},
"subtitles": {
"title": "Subtitles",
"type": "array",
"items": {
"title": "Subtitle",
"type": "object",
"properties": {
"id": {
"title": "Id",
"type": "integer"
},
"start": {
"title": "Start",
"type": "number"
},
"duration": {
"title": "Duration",
"type": "number"
},
"text": {
"title": "Text",
"type": "string"
}
}
}
}
},
"description": "Schema Class for a Youtube video captions"
},
"example": {
"lang": "en",
"is_available": true,
"subtitles": [
{
"id": 1,
"start": 0.03,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "this episode of your mom's house is"
},
{
"id": 2,
"start": 1.86,
"duration": 4.769,
"text": "brought to you by satva luxury mattress"
},
{
"id": 3,
"start": 4.41,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "the only online mattress company that"
},
{
"id": 4,
"start": 6.629,
"duration": 5.031,
"text": "provides free delivery setup and"
},
{
"id": 5,
"start": 8.58,
"duration": 3.08,
"text": "mattress removal"
},
{
"id": 6,
"start": 15.12,
"duration": 3.029,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 7,
"start": 22.64,
"duration": 22.41,
"text": "Oh"
},
{
"id": 8,
"start": 24.46,
"duration": 22.95,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 9,
"start": 45.05,
"duration": 4.61,
"text": "is that the one that tycoons at me"
},
{
"id": 10,
"start": 47.41,
"duration": 6.84,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 11,
"start": 49.66,
"duration": 6.36,
"text": "I feel like it is well I hope it is"
},
{
"id": 12,
"start": 54.25,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "tackling thanks very much"
},
{
"id": 13,
"start": 56.02,
"duration": 6.44,
"text": "if it wasn't you thanks to whoever else"
},
{
"id": 14,
"start": 58.03,
"duration": 7.68,
"text": "did it gene where you gonna be February"
},
{
"id": 15,
"start": 62.46,
"duration": 5.59,
"text": "28th through March 2nd Madison Wisconsin"
},
{
"id": 16,
"start": 65.71,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "it become Anya comedy club on state"
},
{
"id": 17,
"start": 68.05,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "April 4 through 6 mini Apple tits"
},
{
"id": 18,
"start": 70.75,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "Minnesota at the Acme Acme meeting"
},
{
"id": 19,
"start": 73.78,
"duration": 6.33,
"text": "comedy club May 10th and 11th Tempe"
},
{
"id": 20,
"start": 76.78,
"duration": 5.4,
"text": "Arizona at the temp temp on improv May"
},
{
"id": 21,
"start": 80.11,
"duration": 6.21,
"text": "31st through June 1st sperm bank"
},
{
"id": 22,
"start": 82.18,
"duration": 7.56,
"text": "California flappers and then June 20th"
},
{
"id": 23,
"start": 86.32,
"duration": 6.329,
"text": "through 22nd Washington dick come at the"
},
{
"id": 24,
"start": 89.74,
"duration": 7.23,
"text": "dick [ __ ] improv tickets at Christine up"
},
{
"id": 25,
"start": 92.649,
"duration": 9.75,
"text": "heat on line all right Jean naté I'm"
},
{
"id": 26,
"start": 96.97,
"duration": 7.38,
"text": "going to be where I'm in Tampa probably"
},
{
"id": 27,
"start": 102.399,
"duration": 3.421,
"text": "still get in those shows are sold out he"
},
{
"id": 28,
"start": 104.35,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "could probably still get into the Hard"
},
{
"id": 29,
"start": 105.82,
"duration": 3.719,
"text": "Rock at the Seminole Hard Rock in"
},
{
"id": 30,
"start": 108.25,
"duration": 5.039,
"text": "Hollywood Florida"
},
{
"id": 31,
"start": 109.539,
"duration": 7.621,
"text": "this March 9th and then I'm in Portland"
},
{
"id": 32,
"start": 113.289,
"duration": 5.551,
"text": "Maine Red Bank New Jersey Long Island"
},
{
"id": 33,
"start": 117.16,
"duration": 3,
"text": "and New Haven Connecticut I think New"
},
{
"id": 34,
"start": 118.84,
"duration": 5.49,
"text": "Haven's the only one with tickets left"
},
{
"id": 35,
"start": 120.16,
"duration": 6.299,
"text": "March 30th from there Madison Wisconsin"
},
{
"id": 36,
"start": 124.33,
"duration": 5.459,
"text": "myself two shows still tickets available"
},
{
"id": 37,
"start": 126.459,
"duration": 6.121,
"text": "to the Late Show Milwaukee Mara April"
},
{
"id": 38,
"start": 129.789,
"duration": 5.491,
"text": "twelfth Late Show has tickets and then"
},
{
"id": 39,
"start": 132.58,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "Nashville April 14th Late Show with"
},
{
"id": 40,
"start": 135.28,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "tickets there let's see they added a"
},
{
"id": 41,
"start": 138.04,
"duration": 4.919,
"text": "show in Medford at the chevalier April"
},
{
"id": 42,
"start": 140.83,
"duration": 4.46,
"text": "28th you can get tickets to The Late"
},
{
"id": 43,
"start": 142.959,
"duration": 9.241,
"text": "Show they're all available at Tom Segura"
},
{
"id": 44,
"start": 145.29,
"duration": 10.38,
"text": "dot-com / tor check it out try it out"
},
{
"id": 45,
"start": 152.2,
"duration": 6.99,
"text": "try it out thought up mom thanks Gino"
},
{
"id": 46,
"start": 155.67,
"duration": 4.3,
"text": "Gina wrap yeah very excited about today"
},
{
"id": 47,
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"duration": 5.07,
"text": "haha"
},
{
"id": 48,
"start": 159.97,
"duration": 7.56,
"text": "we had to pour new cement slabs under"
},
{
"id": 49,
"start": 164.26,
"duration": 6,
"text": "the studio and we are gonna have a lot"
},
{
"id": 50,
"start": 167.53,
"duration": 6.599,
"text": "of fun with my dear friend and your dear"
},
{
"id": 51,
"start": 170.26,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "friend right coolers burnt credit"
},
{
"id": 52,
"start": 174.129,
"duration": 5.791,
"text": "Crisler Bert"
},
{
"id": 53,
"start": 175.51,
"duration": 6.6,
"text": "kkkk crisis an interesting twist to his"
},
{
"id": 54,
"start": 179.92,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "career yeah"
},
{
"id": 55,
"start": 182.11,
"duration": 2.73,
"text": "it's gonna be a lot of fun all right"
},
{
"id": 56,
"start": 183.55,
"duration": 2.78,
"text": "let's kick off this show let's get this"
},
{
"id": 57,
"start": 184.84,
"duration": 6.38,
"text": "party started"
},
{
"id": 58,
"start": 186.33,
"duration": 8.44,
"text": "Alexa what do you look for in a man"
},
{
"id": 59,
"start": 191.22,
"duration": 6.49,
"text": "black guys are lookin good if you're a"
},
{
"id": 60,
"start": 194.77,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "hot black guy and you want to Mia 2395"
},
{
"id": 61,
"start": 197.71,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "if you want to move that you can move in"
},
{
"id": 62,
"start": 199.96,
"duration": 6.36,
"text": "but you gotta me hi I need to be a lot"
},
{
"id": 63,
"start": 203.29,
"duration": 6.33,
"text": "man free food free rent and everything"
},
{
"id": 64,
"start": 206.32,
"duration": 7.26,
"text": "else in it here's the deal man"
},
{
"id": 65,
"start": 209.62,
"duration": 6.089,
"text": "men from jail if your thug"
},
{
"id": 66,
"start": 213.58,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "you want to come move in your friend can"
},
{
"id": 67,
"start": 215.709,
"duration": 6.061,
"text": "move into my rent you get the lease"
},
{
"id": 68,
"start": 218.26,
"duration": 7.05,
"text": "Aniki me this on me beat me"
},
{
"id": 69,
"start": 221.77,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "oh here now if you see me and you want"
},
{
"id": 70,
"start": 225.31,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "to come over today and try it out try it"
},
{
"id": 71,
"start": 227.65,
"duration": 6.63,
"text": "out if you're in my building try it out"
},
{
"id": 72,
"start": 230.38,
"duration": 8.01,
"text": "if you want to piss on me no serious"
},
{
"id": 73,
"start": 234.28,
"duration": 6.45,
"text": "repairs and just me I'm looking for"
},
{
"id": 74,
"start": 238.39,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "hardcore guys and mean it and want to do"
},
{
"id": 75,
"start": 240.73,
"duration": 4.88,
"text": "it and I want it delivered I'm a hot"
},
{
"id": 76,
"start": 243.1,
"duration": 2.51,
"text": "white trash"
},
{
"id": 77,
"start": 255.98,
"duration": 7.099,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 78,
"start": 257.209,
"duration": 5.87,
"text": "Tom Segura my sister Christina"
},
{
"id": 79,
"start": 268.77,
"duration": 3.47,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 80,
"start": 275.63,
"duration": 3.009,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 81,
"start": 298.3,
"duration": 3.91,
"text": "Wow"
},
{
"id": 82,
"start": 299.81,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "I thought we were just doing a little"
},
{
"id": 83,
"start": 302.21,
"duration": 4.019,
"text": "teaser I didn't realize we're gonna get"
},
{
"id": 84,
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"duration": 4.71,
"text": "the whole the whole famous speech on"
},
{
"id": 85,
"start": 306.229,
"duration": 6.451,
"text": "that I like I thought it was just like"
},
{
"id": 86,
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"duration": 7.32,
"text": "there's a deal man well I like Alexa"
},
{
"id": 87,
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"duration": 6.51,
"text": "saying it especially with the emotion"
},
{
"id": 88,
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"duration": 6,
"text": "taken out of it you really get me"
},
{
"id": 89,
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"duration": 6.03,
"text": "you really get to understand how crazy"
},
{
"id": 90,
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"duration": 5.82,
"text": "that guy is yeah and how absurd the the"
},
{
"id": 91,
"start": 325.22,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "speech actually is oh yeah with all the"
},
{
"id": 92,
"start": 327.38,
"duration": 5.819,
"text": "emotions right oh yeah no emotion no"
},
{
"id": 93,
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"duration": 3.87,
"text": "just on a verbal like on the page lovely"
},
{
"id": 94,
"start": 333.199,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "like well this guy's really out it was"
},
{
"id": 95,
"start": 334.55,
"duration": 6.899,
"text": "fun be like reading the college is"
},
{
"id": 96,
"start": 336.32,
"duration": 6.96,
"text": "reading a script and being like yeah I'm"
},
{
"id": 97,
"start": 341.449,
"duration": 2.46,
"text": "not sure what choice to make it's pretty"
},
{
"id": 98,
"start": 343.28,
"duration": 2.37,
"text": "amazing"
},
{
"id": 99,
"start": 343.909,
"duration": 6.901,
"text": "I don't know who did that do you know"
},
{
"id": 100,
"start": 345.65,
"duration": 6.419,
"text": "who put that together okay yeah we"
},
{
"id": 101,
"start": 350.81,
"duration": 2.849,
"text": "should probably I didn't know you could"
},
{
"id": 102,
"start": 352.069,
"duration": 3,
"text": "train Alexa to turn your lights on and"
},
{
"id": 103,
"start": 353.659,
"duration": 8.01,
"text": "off - what was that all about they were"
},
{
"id": 104,
"start": 355.069,
"duration": 10.38,
"text": "going on Tom is a hard hard dick Nick or"
},
{
"id": 105,
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"duration": 6.211,
"text": "whatever his [ __ ] name is hard hard"
},
{
"id": 106,
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"duration": 5.19,
"text": "shits Nick hard shits Nick yeah taking"
},
{
"id": 107,
"start": 367.88,
"duration": 5.159,
"text": "glass dumps yeah he was um really"
},
{
"id": 108,
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"duration": 4.53,
"text": "something right yeah man try it out try"
},
{
"id": 109,
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"duration": 4.261,
"text": "it out me start out your episode is"
},
{
"id": 110,
"start": 375.169,
"duration": 6.391,
"text": "zombie baby home you know hold me on"
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{
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"duration": 7.47,
"text": "yeah the moment you know I think about"
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{
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"duration": 6,
"text": "him the tripod guy what yeah"
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"start": 384.77,
"duration": 12.239,
"text": "I think about him like once a week you"
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{
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"duration": 11.4,
"text": "should think about people hold me on out"
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{
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"duration": 6.69,
"text": "yes people think it's that I think it's"
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{
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"text": "home here now yeah I'm home here now I'm"
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{
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"duration": 5.551,
"text": "home here now yeah I'm here now yeah"
},
{
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"duration": 4.021,
"text": "but I think about him every now and then"
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"duration": 5.969,
"text": "and I you know what I really think about"
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{
"id": 120,
"start": 410.87,
"duration": 6.75,
"text": "is how he's managed to be this internet"
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"duration": 6.12,
"text": "famous and he hasn't reached out to us"
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"text": "or like somebody in his life has got to"
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"text": "have heard it at some point and been"
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"duration": 3.031,
"text": "like hey dude do you know that you're on"
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{
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"start": 424.46,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "this podcast and these people are"
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{
"id": 126,
"start": 426.26,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "talking about this video you made and"
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{
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"start": 427.82,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "he's like I I kind of [ __ ] up that was"
},
{
"id": 128,
"start": 429.8,
"duration": 6.42,
"text": "silly like what do you think his react"
},
{
"id": 129,
"start": 431.33,
"duration": 9.09,
"text": "Oh God would be woof Harley has it"
},
{
"id": 130,
"start": 436.22,
"duration": 7.86,
"text": "together in any way whatsoever here now"
},
{
"id": 131,
"start": 440.42,
"duration": 6,
"text": "guy is not his life is not like oh yeah"
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{
"id": 132,
"start": 444.08,
"duration": 6.09,
"text": "I finally pulled it together and I can"
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{
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"duration": 6.84,
"text": "reflect back he's getting pissed on him"
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"start": 450.17,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "beat on right now but that's what I"
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"duration": 4.11,
"text": "wondered too is do you think his dreams"
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{
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"start": 454.85,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "came true did he get what he wanted yeah"
},
{
"id": 137,
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"duration": 5.64,
"text": "in some way yeah I don't think someone"
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{
"id": 138,
"start": 459.41,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "moved in I think I think someone here is"
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{
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"duration": 5.97,
"text": "there's probably a couple ups guys but"
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{
"id": 140,
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"duration": 6.42,
"text": "like yeah but in that building do you"
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{
"id": 141,
"start": 468.98,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "think you found a black guy yeah who"
},
{
"id": 142,
"start": 471.08,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "likes it's like a photo yeah yeah black"
},
{
"id": 143,
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"duration": 4.47,
"text": "guys at a jail that has to be the"
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{
"id": 144,
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"duration": 4.53,
"text": "craziest video besides Terry"
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{
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"duration": 8.28,
"text": "but even Terry is of sound mind he's"
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{
"id": 146,
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"duration": 7.68,
"text": "just an exhibition yeah Scotty K did the"
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{
"id": 147,
"start": 487.01,
"duration": 7.4,
"text": "Alexa clip so Thank You Scotty K for"
},
{
"id": 148,
"start": 489.17,
"duration": 10.74,
"text": "submit really good talent you got a real"
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{
"id": 149,
"start": 494.41,
"duration": 8.11,
"text": "yeah so a couple weeks back I shared a"
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{
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"duration": 4.32,
"text": "bold confession with Eugene yeah a"
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{
"id": 151,
"start": 502.52,
"duration": 14.76,
"text": "confession I shared for the first time"
},
{
"id": 152,
"start": 504.23,
"duration": 15.06,
"text": "on the show that guy is just having a"
},
{
"id": 153,
"start": 517.28,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "good day yeah that's true"
},
{
"id": 154,
"start": 519.29,
"duration": 6.87,
"text": "he's just came to faith I feel like the"
},
{
"id": 155,
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"duration": 6.03,
"text": "other guy the try it out guy he's trying"
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{
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"duration": 3.69,
"text": "to improve his life yeah he's looking"
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"duration": 5.489,
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"duration": 4.95,
"text": "rare this there's a guy in who I'm sure"
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"duration": 3.87,
"text": "god that's him at the store Jean that's"
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"text": "room his shirt listen to me it's like"
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"text": "yesterday or the day before that is not"
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"text": "know his belly is so distended and"
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"duration": 10.02,
"text": "swollen like an African John Rosen or"
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"duration": 8.13,
"text": "sunday yeah at the last or like a week"
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"text": "ago act in Vegas I was like Jesus he's"
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"text": "weight-loss competition mmm close its"
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"duration": 3.54,
"text": "close it's not good whatever it is you"
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"text": "his cut lines"
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"text": "dude I'm saying like his hip oh it's"
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"duration": 3.3,
"text": "weird because he still has like my"
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"text": "yeah somebody never does because he has"
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"text": "guy with a cloth yeah yeah but do you"
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"text": "see what I'm saying then he's got that"
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"duration": 2.75,
"text": "that mm-hmm"
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"id": 267,
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"text": "you should tell him that don't come up"
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"duration": 5.92,
"text": "the same body constantly look at that"
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"text": "guy in the front row with arms folded"
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"text": "yeah he's looks guys discussing hey just"
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"text": "he's fat - he's like no spatter so we um"
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"text": "we were looking at like who because"
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"text": "new look now and I think he looks more"
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"id": 282,
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"text": "why though is cuz Bert's face is getting"
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"id": 283,
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"text": "redder"
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"id": 284,
"start": 857.72,
"duration": 4.14,
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"duration": 3.961,
"text": "well it looks like him right there I"
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"duration": 11.55,
"text": "in that he kicked it yeah Vania there's"
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"duration": 5.221,
"text": "this other pic this yeah that's burnt a"
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"id": 289,
"start": 875.72,
"duration": 4.859,
"text": "hundred percent the smile you know like"
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"text": "the energy yeah and the essence yeah I"
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{
"id": 291,
"start": 880.579,
"duration": 4.351,
"text": "feel like you put a beard on that guy"
},
{
"id": 292,
"start": 882.139,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "that's bird that is Burt yeah who's he"
},
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"text": "with well who's that he with an author"
},
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"id": 294,
"start": 886.759,
"duration": 9.901,
"text": "you don't know who that is"
},
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"duration": 13.021,
"text": "that's JK Rowling she wrote the P let's"
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"id": 296,
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"duration": 5.82,
"text": "surprise her if somebody could put"
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"duration": 5.88,
"text": "Bert's head on that photo that would be"
},
{
"id": 298,
"start": 902.48,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "great so there's Bert waters Bert too"
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"id": 299,
"start": 906.68,
"duration": 5.579,
"text": "bad TMZ hasn't caught on and they're not"
},
{
"id": 300,
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"duration": 7.23,
"text": "covering it in detail and they're fini"
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"text": "my favorite to this day Sopranos I mean"
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"duration": 6,
"text": "I love that show he's so talented this"
},
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"id": 303,
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"text": "dude god damn it"
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"id": 304,
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"duration": 6.66,
"text": "when do you think Bert's gonna die oh"
},
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"id": 305,
"start": 924.589,
"duration": 6.511,
"text": "jesus don't go there I mean God well no"
},
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"id": 306,
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"duration": 3.48,
"text": "I mean and let's be realistic here it's"
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"text": "my friend I don't want this he's my"
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"text": "friend too and I care about him and"
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"text": "[Laughter]"
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"text": "just like that yeah cuz here's the deal"
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"text": "man here's what I'm thinking yeah this"
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"text": "has probably made it a lot easier to"
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"text": "part"
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"id": 317,
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"text": "we've gotten into it yeah you know what"
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"text": "like 4:00 every night oh I love him so"
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"text": "not up to us you can only try so many"
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"duration": 5.82,
"text": "times you know you can't it's up to him"
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"text": "honey chuckleheads laughing I know why"
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"duration": 4.35,
"text": "you're laughing are you laughing that"
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"text": "he makes fun of everyone equally oh my"
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"text": "god buddy it's a picture of my daughter"
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"id": 369,
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"duration": 8.011,
"text": "we all are I'm gonna shut the [ __ ] up oh"
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"text": "seen your tour bus but here's pictures"
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"id": 458,
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{
"id": 462,
"start": 1372.14,
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"text": "that TT dose of soda she brings me a"
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"id": 463,
"start": 1374.18,
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"text": "beer with it and then lunch comes round"
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"id": 464,
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"id": 469,
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"id": 472,
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"text": "right ah"
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"id": 477,
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"id": 478,
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"text": "call yourself vegan this is what's wrong"
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{
"id": 479,
"start": 1406.529,
"duration": 2.551,
"text": "with you people"
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{
"id": 480,
"start": 1407.309,
"duration": 4.141,
"text": "these are [ __ ] jumping into my"
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"text": "lifestyle choice on their way out choice"
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"id": 482,
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"text": "you don't know I've only been vegan for"
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{
"id": 483,
"start": 1412.98,
"duration": 7.919,
"text": "like 45 minutes and then ordered ice"
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{
"id": 484,
"start": 1418.769,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "cream wait how does this lead to a shart"
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{
"id": 485,
"start": 1420.899,
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"text": "in bed with LeAnn my my stomach okay so"
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"id": 486,
"start": 1424.019,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "after three days ago on vegan my stomach"
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{
"id": 487,
"start": 1425.789,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "got really kind of not as toxic as it's"
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"id": 488,
"start": 1428.789,
"duration": 4.941,
"text": "been and all my shits come out back of"
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{
"id": 489,
"start": 1431.639,
"duration": 6.181,
"text": "the bowl up under the toilet seat I know"
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"id": 490,
"start": 1433.73,
"duration": 5.949,
"text": "he has and like the ones where you got"
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{
"id": 491,
"start": 1437.82,
"duration": 4.739,
"text": "to wipe your legs because it splashes up"
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{
"id": 492,
"start": 1439.679,
"duration": 5.701,
"text": "yeah is that what you get sometimes yeah"
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{
"id": 493,
"start": 1442.559,
"duration": 4.951,
"text": "and so but I mean that's like his"
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{
"id": 494,
"start": 1445.38,
"duration": 4.139,
"text": "regular morning right yeah that's that's"
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{
"id": 495,
"start": 1447.51,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "like Tuesday yeah it's not like a Monday"
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{
"id": 496,
"start": 1449.519,
"duration": 7.111,
"text": "morning [ __ ] that's Tuesday and so I go"
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{
"id": 497,
"start": 1452.22,
"duration": 7.14,
"text": "and I start I go right out of veganism"
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"id": 498,
"start": 1456.63,
"duration": 4.919,
"text": "into veganism wreck text sent me a"
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"id": 499,
"start": 1459.36,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "travel smoker so I go right into V out"
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"text": "was happening to my [ __ ] and so I"
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"duration": 2.641,
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"text": "go onstage with an ice cube up my"
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"id": 537,
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"text": "[ __ ] and it was literally dripping"
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"text": "wait so you [ __ ] in your pants right"
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"text": "before you go onstage in Fort Lauderdale"
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"text": "now you're savage Dallas Texas cristela"
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"id": 565,
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"text": "two minutes I was back in a minute"
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"text": "Ahri's [ __ ] is a [ __ ] of his I've"
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"text": "seen it on the Internet no he also sends"
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"id": 581,
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"duration": 5.91,
"text": "pictures of his of toilet paper just"
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"text": "soaked in blood oh my god I just pulled"
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"duration": 4.05,
"text": "this out of my ass he is no good he's"
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"text": "up his ass well to stop the blood from"
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"text": "them yeah he's like a more like I'm like"
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"duration": 4.92,
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"duration": 4.83,
"text": "worth it so anyways later I know doesn't"
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"text": "like a hemorrhoid testicle oh yeah like"
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"duration": 6.24,
"text": "a it's like a hemorrhoid right it's just"
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"duration": 4.08,
"text": "a [ __ ] sleeve it's like he got railed"
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"text": "for months and years and his ass well"
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"text": "it's got a pink sock like yeah just kind"
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"text": "minute and 19 and you cleaned up though"
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"text": "those ones when those ones happen it's"
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"duration": 5.91,
"text": "all right now dude well I used to not do"
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"duration": 4.44,
"text": "it and then you know we get like the"
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"start": 1713.99,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "[ __ ] bidets at home yeah that are"
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"duration": 4.86,
"text": "just game changers then you travel again"
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{
"id": 610,
"start": 1718.73,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "and you feel like what is it the 1400s"
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"text": "wiping my ass with paints like going"
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"text": "from private school to [ __ ] gen-pop"
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"duration": 4.98,
"text": "in a public like you're like I'm better"
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"id": 614,
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"duration": 3.57,
"text": "than this you start spitting on your it"
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"id": 615,
"start": 1729.71,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "actually makes a big difference right"
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"duration": 3.42,
"text": "Dryden's yeah on your toilet paper"
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"id": 618,
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"text": "to do it it's better to paper right on"
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"id": 619,
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"text": "your finger where your finger is on the"
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"duration": 2.85,
"text": "toilet paper right right and I think and"
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"id": 622,
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"text": "wipe gently to just kind of just get"
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"text": "everything off like a cursory yeah yeah"
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"text": "go dry then go one more fitness and then"
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"text": "the sink it's the same reason you don't"
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"text": "use water when you jack off you spit in"
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"duration": 4.23,
"text": "your hand and jack off you know or you"
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"duration": 3.54,
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"text": "more viscosity so when it rubs got a"
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"duration": 2.1,
"text": "nice he kind of knows what he's talking"
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"duration": 1.5,
"text": "about"
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"id": 636,
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"text": "for years do you think we Anne is still"
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"duration": 4.55,
"text": "no you think she seems like a nice guy"
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"duration": 3.869,
"text": "the road it's like it's like a rods"
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"duration": 2.849,
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"id": 642,
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"duration": 4.171,
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"id": 643,
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"duration": 4.62,
"text": "new [ __ ] she's just like what are you"
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"duration": 3.51,
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"duration": 7.41,
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"text": "just I mean just the the [ __ ] modest"
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"duration": 6.39,
"text": "woman you met [ __ ] 15 years ago you"
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"text": "good for her she deserves it she that"
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"id": 654,
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"duration": 3.931,
"text": "new truck we got she was not wanted to"
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"text": "get it I was too expensive it's so silly"
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"id": 656,
"start": 1824.86,
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"text": "favorite thing we've ever owned ever"
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"id": 658,
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"duration": 4.05,
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"text": "picking up Georgia softball and islet"
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"duration": 3.51,
"text": "goes she goes this makes me feel like"
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"duration": 3.81,
"text": "driving is not that bad I go you should"
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"id": 664,
"start": 1839.139,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "get treats in life that's what I've been"
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"duration": 3,
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"text": "in my act and I can't figure it out"
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"id": 667,
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"duration": 3.99,
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"text": "brain works but if you don't have treats"
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{
"id": 669,
"start": 1847.99,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "in life then what life's not worth"
},
{
"id": 670,
"start": 1849.37,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "living like I understand a guy that"
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"text": "lives treat 'less your your treats all"
},
{
"id": 672,
"start": 1853.75,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "day though yeah but that's constant"
},
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"id": 673,
"start": 1856,
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"text": "treats but and I have a low threshold"
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"id": 674,
"start": 1857.23,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "for reward I'll give you that but but"
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"id": 675,
"start": 1859.779,
"duration": 3.091,
"text": "guys who deserve treats that don't get"
},
{
"id": 676,
"start": 1861.37,
"duration": 4.169,
"text": "them what's the point"
},
{
"id": 677,
"start": 1862.87,
"duration": 4.649,
"text": "I used to think well and if you can"
},
{
"id": 678,
"start": 1865.539,
"duration": 3.331,
"text": "afford it that's the caveat if you can"
},
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"id": 679,
"start": 1867.519,
"duration": 2.461,
"text": "afford it get the treat if you can't"
},
{
"id": 680,
"start": 1868.87,
"duration": 2.909,
"text": "afford it don't get the [ __ ] treat"
},
{
"id": 681,
"start": 1869.98,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "and I both just it's just making your"
},
{
"id": 682,
"start": 1871.779,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "treats onto like on like a sliding scale"
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"id": 683,
"start": 1874.69,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "since I've been treating myself my whole"
},
{
"id": 684,
"start": 1877.149,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "life I have like I said I definitely"
},
{
"id": 685,
"start": 1879.25,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "think I earned treats when I don't earn"
},
{
"id": 686,
"start": 1880.509,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "them but my treats have never they"
},
{
"id": 687,
"start": 1882.37,
"duration": 5.039,
"text": "haven't like gotten outrageous it's just"
},
{
"id": 688,
"start": 1884.679,
"duration": 4.171,
"text": "like a new car like why not have a new"
},
{
"id": 689,
"start": 1887.409,
"duration": 3.451,
"text": "car we had a car that was ten years old"
},
{
"id": 690,
"start": 1888.85,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "and was breaking down like Liam broke"
},
{
"id": 691,
"start": 1890.86,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "down on Ventura I'd go with the [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 692,
"start": 1892.75,
"duration": 5.129,
"text": "we can't afford a new car yeah let's"
},
{
"id": 693,
"start": 1894.34,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "treat ourselves yeah captain treat over"
},
{
"id": 694,
"start": 1897.879,
"duration": 2.25,
"text": "here"
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{
"id": 695,
"start": 1898.24,
"duration": 3.659,
"text": "oh he's taught but I think I'm more"
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"duration": 2.461,
"text": "likely in where I grew up in the"
},
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"id": 697,
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"duration": 2.49,
"text": "Communist"
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"id": 698,
"start": 1902.59,
"duration": 3.959,
"text": "Cold War and I didn't treat myself to"
},
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"id": 699,
"start": 1904.389,
"duration": 7.831,
"text": "[ __ ] and he's taught me how to enjoy"
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{
"id": 700,
"start": 1906.549,
"duration": 8.551,
"text": "life but you think you taught me how to"
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{
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"duration": 3.809,
"text": "treat myself because remember we were"
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{
"id": 702,
"start": 1915.1,
"duration": 1.829,
"text": "talking like I was like I want to get"
},
{
"id": 703,
"start": 1916.029,
"duration": 2.551,
"text": "again something I want to get something"
},
{
"id": 704,
"start": 1916.929,
"duration": 4.141,
"text": "nice you know Oh Tommy just gets it for"
},
{
"id": 705,
"start": 1918.58,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "me just made me like it"
},
{
"id": 706,
"start": 1921.07,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "yeah and so in Vegas this weekend we're"
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{
"id": 707,
"start": 1923.47,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "doing bottomless mimosas there's like a"
},
{
"id": 708,
"start": 1925.24,
"duration": 5.159,
"text": "mall by the Aria and I go that's my tree"
},
{
"id": 709,
"start": 1928.33,
"duration": 5.01,
"text": "that was my tree by the way who's that"
},
{
"id": 710,
"start": 1930.399,
"duration": 6.301,
"text": "LeAnn's tree no yeah she got sick from"
},
{
"id": 711,
"start": 1933.34,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "the most shakes from them yeah and so we"
},
{
"id": 712,
"start": 1936.7,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "go to the thing and I just disappeared"
},
{
"id": 713,
"start": 1939.22,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "I got myself a treat and I bought Liana"
},
{
"id": 714,
"start": 1940.99,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "treat yeah yeah tell us treats"
},
{
"id": 715,
"start": 1943.72,
"duration": 4.049,
"text": "yeah it's ah come on my treat silly it's"
},
{
"id": 716,
"start": 1945.73,
"duration": 10.559,
"text": "okay it was a drunken treat okay what"
},
{
"id": 717,
"start": 1947.769,
"duration": 10.561,
"text": "was it it's a Gucci fanny but he got me"
},
{
"id": 718,
"start": 1956.289,
"duration": 4.201,
"text": "one as a push present believe it or not"
},
{
"id": 719,
"start": 1958.33,
"duration": 10.02,
"text": "my second choice up yours and I was like"
},
{
"id": 720,
"start": 1960.49,
"duration": 10.08,
"text": "oh it's such a silly item and then to"
},
{
"id": 721,
"start": 1968.35,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "get a designer silly item it's like who"
},
{
"id": 722,
"start": 1970.57,
"duration": 3.41,
"text": "start wearing this all the time I wore"
},
{
"id": 723,
"start": 1972.97,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "it all through Vegas"
},
{
"id": 724,
"start": 1973.98,
"duration": 6.399,
"text": "I didn't filled with all my merch cash"
},
{
"id": 725,
"start": 1976.72,
"duration": 5.339,
"text": "so it was like stacks of paper oh great"
},
{
"id": 726,
"start": 1980.379,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "so then I went to Tiffany's and I bought"
},
{
"id": 727,
"start": 1982.059,
"duration": 3.631,
"text": "Leon a necklace not super expensive buy"
},
{
"id": 728,
"start": 1983.799,
"duration": 5.271,
"text": "just a nice necklace nice see you man"
},
{
"id": 729,
"start": 1985.69,
"duration": 5.459,
"text": "see you soon I like it it's really nice"
},
{
"id": 730,
"start": 1989.07,
"duration": 3.64,
"text": "enjoy it good"
},
{
"id": 731,
"start": 1991.149,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "yeah cuz you're gonna die one day you"
},
{
"id": 732,
"start": 1992.71,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "may as well enjoy you know the benefits"
},
{
"id": 733,
"start": 1994.809,
"duration": 3.391,
"text": "right Tommy when we get in this house"
},
{
"id": 734,
"start": 1995.98,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "man yeah let's talk about it we looked"
},
{
"id": 735,
"start": 1998.2,
"duration": 4.469,
"text": "at one yeah yeah it was a little out of"
},
{
"id": 736,
"start": 2000.45,
"duration": 3.929,
"text": "our price range but I thought I thought"
},
{
"id": 737,
"start": 2002.669,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "you know roll the dice on life now if we"
},
{
"id": 738,
"start": 2004.379,
"duration": 6.091,
"text": "had had it was at the foot of Fryman"
},
{
"id": 739,
"start": 2008.309,
"duration": 5.82,
"text": "Canyon uh-huh I can tell you the I"
},
{
"id": 740,
"start": 2010.47,
"duration": 5.789,
"text": "should know the Internet it was at the"
},
{
"id": 741,
"start": 2014.129,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "foot of Fryman Canyon it had didn't hat"
},
{
"id": 742,
"start": 2016.259,
"duration": 3.691,
"text": "it was really nice it was an old house I"
},
{
"id": 743,
"start": 2017.789,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "was part of a compound so all the houses"
},
{
"id": 744,
"start": 2019.95,
"duration": 4.829,
"text": "around it was like its secluded you"
},
{
"id": 745,
"start": 2022.019,
"duration": 4.441,
"text": "couldn't get cool but it won't matter"
},
{
"id": 746,
"start": 2024.779,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "he'll put it on Instagram any yeah"
},
{
"id": 747,
"start": 2026.46,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "definitely"
},
{
"id": 748,
"start": 2027.419,
"duration": 2.671,
"text": "that's why we gotta move I gotta get out"
},
{
"id": 749,
"start": 2028.95,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "of my [ __ ] house now everyone knows"
},
{
"id": 750,
"start": 2030.09,
"duration": 5.699,
"text": "what I [ __ ] oh really"
},
{
"id": 751,
"start": 2031.35,
"duration": 7.289,
"text": "yeah me describing things in my"
},
{
"id": 752,
"start": 2035.789,
"duration": 4.711,
"text": "neighborhood on my podcast people like a"
},
{
"id": 753,
"start": 2038.639,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "jack-in-the-box huh I think I figure out"
},
{
"id": 754,
"start": 2040.5,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "where you live you're crazy"
},
{
"id": 755,
"start": 2042.509,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "I didn't I was before we knew that"
},
{
"id": 756,
"start": 2044.7,
"duration": 4.649,
"text": "anyone listen to these [ __ ] things"
},
{
"id": 757,
"start": 2046.019,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "yeah I just over shared I've over shared"
},
{
"id": 758,
"start": 2049.349,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "way too much in my life"
},
{
"id": 759,
"start": 2050.579,
"duration": 3.811,
"text": "like that's where you guys have done a"
},
{
"id": 760,
"start": 2052.829,
"duration": 4.531,
"text": "really smart job"
},
{
"id": 761,
"start": 2054.39,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "and I bored Georgia and ila didn't even"
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{
"id": 762,
"start": 2057.36,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "ask and I talked about their periods on"
},
{
"id": 763,
"start": 2058.89,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "oh yeah yeah those funny that I love the"
},
{
"id": 764,
"start": 2061.98,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "period party you describe those lovely"
},
{
"id": 765,
"start": 2063.51,
"duration": 3.47,
"text": "imagine if your island you got to go to"
},
{
"id": 766,
"start": 2064.95,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "school the next day and it goes viral I"
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{
"id": 767,
"start": 2066.98,
"duration": 3.73,
"text": "like Jason huh you named your period"
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{
"id": 768,
"start": 2069.33,
"duration": 10.83,
"text": "Jason she's like I don't know who you"
},
{
"id": 769,
"start": 2070.71,
"duration": 12.36,
"text": "are yeah yeah we made fun of my tour bus"
},
{
"id": 770,
"start": 2080.16,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "yeah you know and my picture with my"
},
{
"id": 771,
"start": 2083.07,
"duration": 20.07,
"text": "tour bus"
},
{
"id": 772,
"start": 2083.61,
"duration": 21.78,
"text": "yeah Jesus over for you"
},
{
"id": 773,
"start": 2103.14,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "that's my guy Jake he's great he's a"
},
{
"id": 774,
"start": 2105.39,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "really good voiceover Rd is too bad it's"
},
{
"id": 775,
"start": 2107.76,
"duration": 8.7,
"text": "all anti me no no he's got some other"
},
{
"id": 776,
"start": 2110.58,
"duration": 9.18,
"text": "stuff oh cool yeah no that's great if"
},
{
"id": 777,
"start": 2116.46,
"duration": 6.72,
"text": "you're listening this G that was just"
},
{
"id": 778,
"start": 2119.76,
"duration": 7.95,
"text": "burped on a Nazi train just to be clear"
},
{
"id": 779,
"start": 2123.18,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "yeah but we were ODI pull up hang on Oh"
},
{
"id": 780,
"start": 2127.71,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "hit pause hit pause yeah pull up the one"
},
{
"id": 781,
"start": 2129.99,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "that's titled Berta's a racist"
},
{
"id": 782,
"start": 2131.97,
"duration": 5.09,
"text": "mp4 I'm dying to see this one let's see"
},
{
"id": 783,
"start": 2134.64,
"duration": 2.42,
"text": "it in a bit"
},
{
"id": 784,
"start": 2140.36,
"duration": 5.14,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 785,
"start": 2141.97,
"duration": 6.52,
"text": "areas Cleveland"
},
{
"id": 786,
"start": 2145.5,
"duration": 4.09,
"text": "oh my god that's similar"
},
{
"id": 787,
"start": 2148.49,
"duration": 4.52,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 788,
"start": 2149.59,
"duration": 13.26,
"text": "I'm ignoring your in there right there"
},
{
"id": 789,
"start": 2153.01,
"duration": 11.18,
"text": "but oh wow what was he like not that bad"
},
{
"id": 790,
"start": 2162.85,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "really"
},
{
"id": 791,
"start": 2164.19,
"duration": 6.96,
"text": "Wow very artistic man this is actually"
},
{
"id": 792,
"start": 2167.65,
"duration": 3.5,
"text": "good footage I know"
},
{
"id": 793,
"start": 2171.71,
"duration": 10.29,
"text": "impressive all right the body shots"
},
{
"id": 794,
"start": 2176.96,
"duration": 7.32,
"text": "world tour Hitler did nothing wrong Wow"
},
{
"id": 795,
"start": 2182,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "you got your whole logo on the side of"
},
{
"id": 796,
"start": 2184.28,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "the plane yeah well that's not bad you"
},
{
"id": 797,
"start": 2186.5,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "know Ron White had done that to his"
},
{
"id": 798,
"start": 2187.94,
"duration": 4.379,
"text": "plane so I feel like yeah that's pretty"
},
{
"id": 799,
"start": 2190.339,
"duration": 4.351,
"text": "cool how much would you like to get a"
},
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"id": 800,
"start": 2192.319,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "plane dude is that the next step I"
},
{
"id": 801,
"start": 2194.69,
"duration": 3.149,
"text": "almost got one to find me home from"
},
{
"id": 802,
"start": 2196.339,
"duration": 2.851,
"text": "Vegas yesterday but it was six thousand"
},
{
"id": 803,
"start": 2197.839,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "dollars and I can't read my head I wrap"
},
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"id": 804,
"start": 2199.19,
"duration": 3.869,
"text": "my head around that yeah so I was like I"
},
{
"id": 805,
"start": 2201.079,
"duration": 3.181,
"text": "was like I thought it would be like I"
},
{
"id": 806,
"start": 2203.059,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "literally thought it'd be like two grand"
},
{
"id": 807,
"start": 2204.26,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "and I was like I could do that"
},
{
"id": 808,
"start": 2206.18,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "I can I can just go like [ __ ] it at a"
},
{
"id": 809,
"start": 2207.8,
"duration": 4.019,
"text": "bad night at the casino so I can gamble"
},
{
"id": 810,
"start": 2208.97,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "much yeah um but yeah I can't I don't"
},
{
"id": 811,
"start": 2211.819,
"duration": 3.601,
"text": "know if I'm never gonna be able to be"
},
{
"id": 812,
"start": 2213.17,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "able to do that don't think it's crazy I"
},
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"id": 813,
"start": 2215.42,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "don't like flying though either so"
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{
"id": 814,
"start": 2216.71,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "that's the yeah so what bus life has"
},
{
"id": 815,
"start": 2219.71,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "really enabled your lifestyle choices"
},
{
"id": 816,
"start": 2222.02,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "dude it's me I'm so much healthier on"
},
{
"id": 817,
"start": 2224,
"duration": 4.22,
"text": "this [ __ ] bus than I've ever been"
},
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"id": 818,
"start": 2225.38,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "let's talk about it it's great because"
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"id": 819,
"start": 2228.22,
"duration": 3.58,
"text": "here's what we know I was trying to"
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"id": 820,
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"duration": 2.37,
"text": "figure out like why I'm not getting"
},
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"id": 821,
"start": 2231.8,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "hungover and I'm not getting [ __ ]"
},
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"id": 822,
"start": 2233.27,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "super wasted at night it's because"
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{
"id": 823,
"start": 2235.76,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "you're going to the tour bus and"
},
{
"id": 824,
"start": 2237.14,
"duration": 3.659,
"text": "drinking it's kinda like drinking at"
},
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"id": 825,
"start": 2238.88,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "your house and so then you go I'm tired"
},
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"id": 826,
"start": 2240.799,
"duration": 2.641,
"text": "I'm going to bed"
},
{
"id": 827,
"start": 2241.46,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "as opposed to what would normally happen"
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"id": 828,
"start": 2243.44,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "on the roads you go you hit the club and"
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{
"id": 829,
"start": 2245.48,
"duration": 2.849,
"text": "then everyone will go ends up at a bar"
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"id": 830,
"start": 2246.74,
"duration": 2.609,
"text": "and then you're a bar and everyone's"
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{
"id": 831,
"start": 2248.329,
"duration": 3.571,
"text": "like alright we're gonna go and you're"
},
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"id": 832,
"start": 2249.349,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "like one more we'd get one more and then"
},
{
"id": 833,
"start": 2251.9,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "you get well you go back to your place"
},
{
"id": 834,
"start": 2253.099,
"duration": 3.931,
"text": "maybe open one there and for here you"
},
{
"id": 835,
"start": 2255.14,
"duration": 3.179,
"text": "just get like you go I'm going back to"
},
{
"id": 836,
"start": 2257.03,
"duration": 3.15,
"text": "my room and you just go to sleep"
},
{
"id": 837,
"start": 2258.319,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "I loved it that are you getting better"
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"text": "yeah but it's that one of those like"
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"text": "tempur-pedic like it's kind of like a"
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"duration": 5.7,
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"id": 845,
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"text": "and massage yeah right next to his"
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"id": 846,
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"duration": 3.84,
"text": "chocolate fountains yeah do you have a"
},
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"id": 847,
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"duration": 3,
"text": "chocolate fountain on your mouth no do"
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{
"id": 848,
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"duration": 5.07,
"text": "you really not have two bathrooms though"
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{
"id": 849,
"start": 2287.39,
"duration": 5.729,
"text": "no we've two bathroom okay yes like no"
},
{
"id": 850,
"start": 2291.2,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "do you [ __ ] in your tour bus now we"
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{
"id": 851,
"start": 2293.119,
"duration": 2.641,
"text": "don't see in our tour bus I tell you the"
},
{
"id": 852,
"start": 2294.68,
"duration": 3.179,
"text": "invention I came up with"
},
{
"id": 853,
"start": 2295.76,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "you made an invention yep it's a toilet"
},
{
"id": 854,
"start": 2297.859,
"duration": 2.791,
"text": "condom okay"
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{
"id": 855,
"start": 2299.03,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "what you do know it's like a hot bag"
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{
"id": 856,
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"duration": 4.05,
"text": "yeah yeah you take it and you put it"
},
{
"id": 857,
"start": 2303.26,
"duration": 3.569,
"text": "around the seed yeah and then"
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{
"id": 858,
"start": 2304.7,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "got like a little like thing here will"
},
{
"id": 859,
"start": 2306.829,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "you [ __ ] into this bag it's almost done"
},
{
"id": 860,
"start": 2308.69,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "with the reservoir tip so you ended up"
},
{
"id": 861,
"start": 2309.95,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "in the reservoir tip so then you can"
},
{
"id": 862,
"start": 2311.66,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "just bag it and throw it in the trash"
},
{
"id": 863,
"start": 2312.98,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "yeah yeah I mean people do really / ill"
},
{
"id": 864,
"start": 2314.96,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "yeah yeah it's called hot pot bagging"
},
{
"id": 865,
"start": 2316.88,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "yeah really yeah yeah that you're [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 866,
"start": 2318.5,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "in the bag on the bus oh boy you just"
},
{
"id": 867,
"start": 2320.06,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "buy like a two million dollar bus like"
},
{
"id": 868,
"start": 2321.38,
"duration": 1.89,
"text": "Brian Regan and then you can just [ __ ]"
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{
"id": 869,
"start": 2322.7,
"duration": 2.43,
"text": "on your bus"
},
{
"id": 870,
"start": 2323.27,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "why is he cuz he as the state of the art"
},
{
"id": 871,
"start": 2325.13,
"duration": 4.199,
"text": "they they have like a grinder and all"
},
{
"id": 872,
"start": 2326.96,
"duration": 4.379,
"text": "types of yeah yeah cliches on his bus I"
},
{
"id": 873,
"start": 2329.329,
"duration": 4.201,
"text": "I will do it oh I would do a TV show"
},
{
"id": 874,
"start": 2331.339,
"duration": 4.081,
"text": "based on tour buses I'm obsessed with"
},
{
"id": 875,
"start": 2333.53,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "tour buses I mean the really nice ones"
},
{
"id": 876,
"start": 2335.42,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "are really nice are you like on it like"
},
{
"id": 877,
"start": 2339.05,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "I think mine's probably low-end my okay"
},
{
"id": 878,
"start": 2341.96,
"duration": 3.869,
"text": "so I have four different tour buses yeah"
},
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"id": 879,
"start": 2344.63,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "well yeah because I didn't"
},
{
"id": 880,
"start": 2345.829,
"duration": 2.911,
"text": "there's weeks where it doesn't make"
},
{
"id": 881,
"start": 2347.15,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "sense for like I'm when I'm doing tampon"
},
{
"id": 882,
"start": 2348.74,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "Lauderdale I'm like I don't want a tour"
},
{
"id": 883,
"start": 2350.06,
"duration": 5.12,
"text": "bus for that week I do though yeah I'm"
},
{
"id": 884,
"start": 2352.25,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "like I don't want to tour bus for this"
},
{
"id": 885,
"start": 2355.18,
"duration": 5.439,
"text": "week where I have Portland Maine and"
},
{
"id": 886,
"start": 2358.76,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "then I have you just slide it for a lot"
},
{
"id": 887,
"start": 2360.619,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "of them next there you gonna drive I"
},
{
"id": 888,
"start": 2361.97,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "don't know I don't know yet Oh see for"
},
{
"id": 889,
"start": 2364.099,
"duration": 3.601,
"text": "me driving it makes it easier on my"
},
{
"id": 890,
"start": 2366.29,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "stomach like I just yeah I mean I"
},
{
"id": 891,
"start": 2367.7,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "probably will that's a three for far"
},
{
"id": 892,
"start": 2371.18,
"duration": 5.189,
"text": "yeah yeah yeah so what I'm saying is so"
},
{
"id": 893,
"start": 2374.72,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "those weeks don't but then I have weeks"
},
{
"id": 894,
"start": 2376.369,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "where it definitely makes sense because"
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{
"id": 895,
"start": 2377.78,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "of the way those companies work I was"
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{
"id": 896,
"start": 2381.079,
"duration": 4.321,
"text": "able to get like quotes from different"
},
{
"id": 897,
"start": 2383.39,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "companies Ford it all the different runs"
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{
"id": 898,
"start": 2385.4,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "can we hear them all and then I pulled"
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"id": 899,
"start": 2387.92,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "the trigger on that nicest one for a"
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"duration": 4.35,
"text": "couple runs so I'm gonna see what it's"
},
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"id": 901,
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"duration": 4.26,
"text": "like what the difference is yeah for"
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"id": 902,
"start": 2394.73,
"duration": 4.379,
"text": "that bus that bus is state-of-the-art"
},
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"id": 903,
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"duration": 3.72,
"text": "though okay I want to I might hop on"
},
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"id": 904,
"start": 2399.109,
"duration": 4.411,
"text": "your tour for that yeah just be on your"
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"id": 905,
"start": 2400.49,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "body but that bus is like it's way more"
},
{
"id": 906,
"start": 2403.52,
"duration": 6.45,
"text": "than really yeah then like the one I'm"
},
{
"id": 907,
"start": 2406.01,
"duration": 5.7,
"text": "on now the guy so the guy goes uh you"
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{
"id": 908,
"start": 2409.97,
"duration": 3.359,
"text": "know when youth like you know if you're"
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"id": 909,
"start": 2411.71,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "at a restaurant and you might order"
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"id": 910,
"start": 2413.329,
"duration": 4.651,
"text": "something and you're like this doesn't I"
},
{
"id": 911,
"start": 2416.39,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "don't know if this is a this tastes"
},
{
"id": 912,
"start": 2417.98,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "right but you'll second-guess yourself"
},
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"id": 913,
"start": 2419.69,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "because like I don't really complain"
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"id": 914,
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"duration": 3.78,
"text": "about the way something tastes you know"
},
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"id": 915,
"start": 2423.71,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "like you like I don't want to make a"
},
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"id": 916,
"start": 2424.7,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "thing of it yeah right so you go like I"
},
{
"id": 917,
"start": 2427.13,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "think you like now something that was"
},
{
"id": 918,
"start": 2428.75,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "wrong with this so like on the one of"
},
{
"id": 919,
"start": 2431.27,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "the first like second night on this bus"
},
{
"id": 920,
"start": 2433.55,
"duration": 3.25,
"text": "I was like man I feel like it's [ __ ]"
},
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"id": 921,
"start": 2436.13,
"duration": 3.79,
"text": "loud"
},
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"id": 922,
"start": 2436.8,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "back here like really loud you know yeah"
},
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"id": 923,
"start": 2439.92,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "so then I'm like weird the neck we're in"
},
{
"id": 924,
"start": 2442.32,
"duration": 5.22,
"text": "the next city and he's like how was it"
},
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"id": 925,
"start": 2444.36,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "back there and I was like well I gotta"
},
{
"id": 926,
"start": 2447.54,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "be honest man I I don't want to like"
},
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"id": 927,
"start": 2449.67,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "complain about it but it does seem"
},
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"id": 928,
"start": 2452.22,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "pretty loud he goes yes they need to"
},
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"id": 929,
"start": 2454.59,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "treat the new transmission dude"
},
{
"id": 930,
"start": 2457.2,
"duration": 5.81,
"text": "I go like do you know this he was like"
},
{
"id": 931,
"start": 2460.23,
"duration": 5.82,
"text": "oh yeah I told him you know and they"
},
{
"id": 932,
"start": 2463.01,
"duration": 5.41,
"text": "they rotated the tires they replaced the"
},
{
"id": 933,
"start": 2466.05,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "rear axle but she's got some miles on"
},
{
"id": 934,
"start": 2468.42,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "her and she really needs some work and I"
},
{
"id": 935,
"start": 2470.25,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "was like Jesus"
},
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"id": 936,
"start": 2471.18,
"duration": 6.75,
"text": "so does this happen soon or one second"
},
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"id": 937,
"start": 2474.57,
"duration": 6.63,
"text": "doesn't he's like Adam now I'm like okay"
},
{
"id": 938,
"start": 2477.93,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "and then it was like it was like hey"
},
{
"id": 939,
"start": 2481.2,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "this water didn't really heat up he's"
},
{
"id": 940,
"start": 2482.7,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "like yeah the plug came and I told him"
},
{
"id": 941,
"start": 2484.44,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "the soundbar also came to attached and"
},
{
"id": 942,
"start": 2486.54,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "his TV is not working anymore and I'm"
},
{
"id": 943,
"start": 2487.95,
"duration": 5.79,
"text": "like thank God so when like do I do I"
},
{
"id": 944,
"start": 2491.73,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "deal with this yeah just till it's fixed"
},
{
"id": 945,
"start": 2493.74,
"duration": 7.95,
"text": "oh my god [ __ ] that I know but I mean"
},
{
"id": 946,
"start": 2497.16,
"duration": 9.33,
"text": "you know really cigar Wi-Fi egg then the"
},
{
"id": 947,
"start": 2501.69,
"duration": 6.57,
"text": "Wi-Fi the guy here's the thing that what"
},
{
"id": 948,
"start": 2506.49,
"duration": 5.21,
"text": "a difference like a nice like great"
},
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"id": 949,
"start": 2508.26,
"duration": 7.08,
"text": "driver makes yeah the guy's the best and"
},
{
"id": 950,
"start": 2511.7,
"duration": 5.71,
"text": "you know it's not like it's not that big"
},
{
"id": 951,
"start": 2515.34,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "like I fall asleep I get up we're in the"
},
{
"id": 952,
"start": 2517.41,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "next city I'm like I don't care man yeah"
},
{
"id": 953,
"start": 2519.12,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "you're sleeping anyways yeah I'm like"
},
{
"id": 954,
"start": 2520.59,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "it's not that big of a deal it there's"
},
{
"id": 955,
"start": 2522.21,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "[ __ ] like like when the soundbar did"
},
{
"id": 956,
"start": 2524.67,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "work on the TV the sound bar was dope"
},
{
"id": 957,
"start": 2526.95,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "like job like you could watch movies and"
},
{
"id": 958,
"start": 2529.47,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "like I was I was digging that but for"
},
{
"id": 959,
"start": 2531.42,
"duration": 6.72,
"text": "the most part this bus has been falling"
},
{
"id": 960,
"start": 2535.32,
"duration": 5.01,
"text": "dude and he'll fix it probably as I hop"
},
{
"id": 961,
"start": 2538.14,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "on that other bus no I want to see what"
},
{
"id": 962,
"start": 2540.33,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "it's I wouldn't mind splurging in order"
},
{
"id": 963,
"start": 2542.55,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "to get mine I had to have it for the"
},
{
"id": 964,
"start": 2544.02,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "whole three months yeah that makes sense"
},
{
"id": 965,
"start": 2545.43,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "it's good I wanted to wrap it which"
},
{
"id": 966,
"start": 2546.78,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "might have been a miscalculation no wait"
},
{
"id": 967,
"start": 2549.42,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "we let's talk about the rat bird move it"
},
{
"id": 968,
"start": 2551.97,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "is joe said that to me last night he"
},
{
"id": 969,
"start": 2554.67,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "goes yeah what's up is you [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 970,
"start": 2556.59,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "wrapping it and that kind of like I"
},
{
"id": 971,
"start": 2557.88,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "couldn't do that man I'm too low-key I"
},
{
"id": 972,
"start": 2559.35,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "go yeah I don't think I would do that"
},
{
"id": 973,
"start": 2560.79,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "again in the future although I know I"
},
{
"id": 974,
"start": 2562.41,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "now will cuz yeah it's dude it is"
},
{
"id": 975,
"start": 2565.65,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "literally people just knocking on the"
},
{
"id": 976,
"start": 2567.3,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "door at any hour you've gotta be"
},
{
"id": 977,
"start": 2568.92,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "[ __ ] what come in it's weird he's"
},
{
"id": 978,
"start": 2571.5,
"duration": 5.91,
"text": "bird in there like yeah he's sleeping"
},
{
"id": 979,
"start": 2573.84,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "wait wake him up you somebody all day"
},
{
"id": 980,
"start": 2577.41,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "right no we're doing these ridiculous"
},
{
"id": 981,
"start": 2579.57,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "posts to each other yeah my bus was in"
},
{
"id": 982,
"start": 2581.67,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "DC we driven through mind you Jersey"
},
{
"id": 983,
"start": 2584.76,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "Pittsburgh since he Cleveland land in DC"
},
{
"id": 984,
"start": 2587.04,
"duration": 5.06,
"text": "it's filthy yeah and they wrote tour bus"
},
{
"id": 985,
"start": 2589.68,
"duration": 8.16,
"text": "champ in the dirt are you serious"
},
{
"id": 986,
"start": 2592.1,
"duration": 7.9,
"text": "hilarious the I I getting the the face"
},
{
"id": 987,
"start": 2597.84,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "on it the first night I realized it was"
},
{
"id": 988,
"start": 2600,
"duration": 2.55,
"text": "like there's people waiting outside the"
},
{
"id": 989,
"start": 2601.59,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "bus and you're trying to get in the"
},
{
"id": 990,
"start": 2602.55,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "venue and I was like oh this is a"
},
{
"id": 991,
"start": 2604.38,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "horrible [ __ ] idea and then knowing"
},
{
"id": 992,
"start": 2606.57,
"duration": 2.28,
"text": "that people not know that that's where"
},
{
"id": 993,
"start": 2608.55,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "you are"
},
{
"id": 994,
"start": 2608.85,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "I I wasn't comfortable then by tanmaya"
},
{
"id": 995,
"start": 2612.12,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "by the time we got to Tampa recently and"
},
{
"id": 996,
"start": 2613.71,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "Atlanta I loved it I was like well it"
},
{
"id": 997,
"start": 2616.56,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "started being like people are taking"
},
{
"id": 998,
"start": 2617.67,
"duration": 2.55,
"text": "pictures of them outside the bus that"
},
{
"id": 999,
"start": 2619.62,
"duration": 2.13,
"text": "was cool"
},
{
"id": 1000,
"start": 2620.22,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "like people would rip their shirts off"
},
{
"id": 1001,
"start": 2621.75,
"duration": 2.28,
"text": "and take pictures outside it and I was"
},
{
"id": 1002,
"start": 2623.16,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "like oh that's awesome"
},
{
"id": 1003,
"start": 2624.03,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "and then I'm gonna never wear a shirt"
},
{
"id": 1004,
"start": 2626.22,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "again I know in your career yeah I mean"
},
{
"id": 1005,
"start": 2628.35,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "you're gonna be hopefully 80 years old"
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{
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"text": "you're gonna be all soggy mantas colony"
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"text": "store I think if I just did sit-ups yeah"
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"duration": 5.88,
"text": "the Foods has nothing to do with it no"
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{
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{
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"duration": 6.81,
"text": "wearing no you had what's the shirt is"
},
{
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"duration": 6.36,
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},
{
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"duration": 4.77,
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"duration": 5.1,
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},
{
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"text": "buddy that's your dog I don't know it's"
},
{
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"text": "really cool everyone lightened him up"
},
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"duration": 4.98,
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{
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"duration": 5.13,
"text": "anything yeah some people don't get the"
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"duration": 3.06,
"text": "joke that's what kills me about it is"
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{
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"duration": 3.03,
"text": "like some people get to choke and it's"
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"duration": 3.12,
"text": "funny some people really don't have a"
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"duration": 3.3,
"text": "sense of humor it's like it's almost"
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{
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"text": "like watching Lenny from a mice and men"
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"text": "play with animals they're like oh and"
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{
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"duration": 4.08,
"text": "then you're just like oh man you've got"
},
{
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"duration": 4.26,
"text": "doing this right at all the nuance of"
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{
"id": 1032,
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"duration": 3.45,
"text": "the whole thing someone painted a"
},
{
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"start": 2705.22,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "picture of outcast they're like hey I'm"
},
{
"id": 1034,
"start": 2706.87,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "a just poster for your boss and so I had"
},
{
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"text": "to limb please I have it is a big user"
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{
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"duration": 5.64,
"text": "of outcasts above my bed it's weird very"
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{
"id": 1037,
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"duration": 5.76,
"text": "weird yeah yeah do you have those"
},
{
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"duration": 5.34,
"text": "pictures of like the look-alikes so"
},
{
"id": 1039,
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"duration": 3.42,
"text": "remember how we had Gerard Depardieu at"
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{
"id": 1040,
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"duration": 3.6,
"text": "one time do you think you kind of look"
},
{
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"start": 2723.07,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "like this off yeah no you don't think"
},
{
"id": 1042,
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"duration": 3.3,
"text": "you look like him baby blue just like"
},
{
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"duration": 1.74,
"text": "your what about him in the white shirt"
},
{
"id": 1044,
"start": 2728.77,
"duration": 1.77,
"text": "though"
},
{
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"duration": 2.7,
"text": "well there's Kendall feet no wait"
},
{
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"start": 2730.54,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "they're not even remotely but like in"
},
{
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"duration": 2.34,
"text": "the smile and like no energy not even"
},
{
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"duration": 6.45,
"text": "close"
},
{
"id": 1049,
"start": 2734.23,
"duration": 8.1,
"text": "no no but put a beard on him no kind of"
},
{
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"duration": 5.64,
"text": "have his build a little bit you right"
},
{
"id": 1051,
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"duration": 5.34,
"text": "there you look like that"
},
{
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"start": 2745.84,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "alone oh that was a weak you a died you"
},
{
"id": 1053,
"start": 2747.67,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "don't look like it more like that than I"
},
{
"id": 1054,
"start": 2749.2,
"duration": 6.6,
"text": "look like that last night Annie Lederman"
},
{
"id": 1055,
"start": 2752.83,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "goes she touches my belly's goes oh yeah"
},
{
"id": 1056,
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"duration": 3.9,
"text": "that's right I forgot you were fat she"
},
{
"id": 1057,
"start": 2757.57,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "goes you're like hard fat Tom's like a"
},
{
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"duration": 6,
"text": "soft fat right now yeah he's a gentle"
},
{
"id": 1059,
"start": 2762.07,
"duration": 5.49,
"text": "fat yeah yeah it's awful my podcast you"
},
{
"id": 1060,
"start": 2765.7,
"duration": 2.37,
"text": "did it was a long time ago did you"
},
{
"id": 1061,
"start": 2767.56,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "really"
},
{
"id": 1062,
"start": 2768.07,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "when was just me doing all the audio and"
},
{
"id": 1063,
"start": 2770.32,
"duration": 2.82,
"text": "stuff so I bring them in the podcast I"
},
{
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"duration": 2.94,
"text": "start the podcast he brings a girl with"
},
{
"id": 1065,
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"duration": 2.52,
"text": "him and the first thing he says it's"
},
{
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"duration": 3.36,
"text": "show him your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1067,
"start": 2775.66,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "what oh my couch like she like took her"
},
{
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"text": "[ __ ] out on my couch on my leather"
},
{
"id": 1069,
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"duration": 5,
"text": "couch like the weather you know that's"
},
{
"id": 1070,
"start": 2782.44,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "nikki Haley the former UN Ambassador"
},
{
"id": 1071,
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"duration": 4.51,
"text": "that woman right there"
},
{
"id": 1072,
"start": 2786.25,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "no yeah she I don't think that's"
},
{
"id": 1073,
"start": 2789.22,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "accurate that's that's who she is no"
},
{
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"duration": 3.49,
"text": "yeah she's gonna do a speaking tour"
},
{
"id": 1075,
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"duration": 4.61,
"text": "pretty soon"
},
{
"id": 1076,
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"duration": 5.53,
"text": "uh-huh yeah yeah can't we be here with"
},
{
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"duration": 6.57,
"text": "yes the same way God gave her vocal"
},
{
"id": 1078,
"start": 2800.13,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "cords to you don't you look like that no"
},
{
"id": 1079,
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"duration": 3.69,
"text": "not at all do you think you're gonna"
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{
"id": 1080,
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"duration": 4.98,
"text": "look like that no I hate when I go I"
},
{
"id": 1081,
"start": 2808.11,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "hate when I see you know that guy Vance"
},
{
"id": 1082,
"start": 2810.66,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "Hines is almost skinnier than me now"
},
{
"id": 1083,
"start": 2812.4,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "yeah it's Vance this is pretty great"
},
{
"id": 1084,
"start": 2815.25,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "it's by the way hold on I have to okay"
},
{
"id": 1085,
"start": 2816.54,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "well we're gonna make fun of this but I"
},
{
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "have to say at the very beginning he's"
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{
"id": 1087,
"start": 2820.05,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "put an amazing [ __ ] work to get where"
},
{
"id": 1088,
"start": 2822.15,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "he is of course I'm not like I'm gonna"
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{
"id": 1089,
"start": 2824.25,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "we're gonna make jokes about it I'm sure"
},
{
"id": 1090,
"start": 2825.78,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "but like I am so impressed with this"
},
{
"id": 1091,
"start": 2827.43,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "guy's [ __ ] mindset hey you don't know"
},
{
"id": 1092,
"start": 2829.17,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "anything about this van science guy now"
},
{
"id": 1093,
"start": 2830.52,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "okay this goes back to the original"
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{
"id": 1094,
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"duration": 6.93,
"text": "weight-loss challenge right this minute"
},
{
"id": 1095,
"start": 2835.2,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "no I think it goes to sober October go"
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{
"id": 1096,
"start": 2839.55,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "sober October because that weight loss"
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{
"id": 1097,
"start": 2841.08,
"duration": 5.76,
"text": "challenge he he started his weight-loss"
},
{
"id": 1098,
"start": 2843.66,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "journey right in November I think a full"
},
{
"id": 1099,
"start": 2846.84,
"duration": 7.71,
"text": "year ago okay okay and so or more more"
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{
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"start": 2850.14,
"duration": 6.06,
"text": "than a year ago now but I said on the"
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{
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"duration": 3.87,
"text": "podcast I said I could run a marathon in"
},
{
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"duration": 4.47,
"text": "under five hours which I didn't I ran it"
},
{
"id": 1103,
"start": 2858.42,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "in 533 but yeah in building up to the"
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{
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"duration": 4.17,
"text": "marathon I ran a half marathon and Vance"
},
{
"id": 1105,
"start": 2862.41,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "Hines listen to the sober October listen"
},
{
"id": 1106,
"start": 2864.84,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "to the fat shaming listen to all that"
},
{
"id": 1107,
"start": 2866.13,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "but he saw me run the half marathon and"
},
{
"id": 1108,
"start": 2868.71,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "then literally was like well [ __ ] if"
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{
"id": 1109,
"start": 2871.11,
"duration": 4.94,
"text": "Burt can do that I can do something and"
},
{
"id": 1110,
"start": 2872.85,
"duration": 7.14,
"text": "so he started trying to work out he was"
},
{
"id": 1111,
"start": 2876.05,
"duration": 8.23,
"text": "475 pounds and today he's like 4 to 250"
},
{
"id": 1112,
"start": 2879.99,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "wow he looks amazing awesome but then he"
},
{
"id": 1113,
"start": 2884.28,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "came and did my podcast with Diamond"
},
{
"id": 1114,
"start": 2885.72,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "Dallas Page in Atlanta at the Tabernacle"
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{
"id": 1115,
"start": 2887.64,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "by the way [ __ ] tabernacle awesome"
},
{
"id": 1116,
"start": 2890.37,
"duration": 2.7,
"text": "this awareness venue in the entire world"
},
{
"id": 1117,
"start": 2891.6,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "did you know that was a white church it"
},
{
"id": 1118,
"start": 2893.07,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "was a Baptist Church is all white church"
},
{
"id": 1119,
"start": 2895.53,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "I thought was an old black church no I"
},
{
"id": 1120,
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"duration": 3.81,
"text": "didn't know that first it was Baptist"
},
{
"id": 1121,
"start": 2899.31,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "that yeah and I said to them I go so"
},
{
"id": 1122,
"start": 2901.41,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "this should be an all-black Church and"
},
{
"id": 1123,
"start": 2902.52,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "they go no I said what do you mean they"
},
{
"id": 1124,
"start": 2904.92,
"duration": 2.82,
"text": "go it was a white church and I was like"
},
{
"id": 1125,
"start": 2906.15,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "well it's the tabernacle they're like"
},
{
"id": 1126,
"start": 2907.74,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "yeah what what part of them the 1900s do"
},
{
"id": 1127,
"start": 2911.04,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "you think they let black people come in"
},
{
"id": 1128,
"start": 2912.42,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "here oh yeah oh yeah and they go you see"
},
{
"id": 1129,
"start": 2914.88,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "Martin Luther King's church it's like a"
},
{
"id": 1130,
"start": 2916.2,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "box do you think they had this one too"
},
{
"id": 1131,
"start": 2918.51,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "and Martin Luther King chose to preach"
},
{
"id": 1132,
"start": 2920.25,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "in a box I was like oh I never even"
},
{
"id": 1133,
"start": 2922.08,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "realized that no like yeah this was"
},
{
"id": 1134,
"start": 2923.55,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "primarily filled with races white people"
},
{
"id": 1135,
"start": 2925.02,
"duration": 3.26,
"text": "I went oh that makes us a venue very"
},
{
"id": 1136,
"start": 2926.76,
"duration": 4.69,
"text": "different for me in my heart"
},
{
"id": 1137,
"start": 2928.28,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "and so um there came out wrong and so"
},
{
"id": 1138,
"start": 2931.45,
"duration": 6.73,
"text": "but uh but van signs in Diamond Dallas"
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{
"id": 1139,
"start": 2934.31,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "Page comes in and he's like race to 200"
},
{
"id": 1140,
"start": 2938.18,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "let's see you can get to 200 first and I"
},
{
"id": 1141,
"start": 2939.92,
"duration": 6.35,
"text": "was like I'm never gonna [ __ ] catch"
},
{
"id": 1142,
"start": 2941.81,
"duration": 5.94,
"text": "you to 200 oh so what the guy that house"
},
{
"id": 1143,
"start": 2946.27,
"duration": 3.85,
"text": "by the way"
},
{
"id": 1144,
"start": 2947.75,
"duration": 11.16,
"text": "hold on go on how far from 200 are you"
},
{
"id": 1145,
"start": 2950.12,
"duration": 10.77,
"text": "like solid forty fifty I can tell you"
},
{
"id": 1146,
"start": 2958.91,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "right now on my wedding zap okay I"
},
{
"id": 1147,
"start": 2960.89,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "weighed in this morning on my wedding"
},
{
"id": 1148,
"start": 2962.69,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "zap I don't look at it it just right"
},
{
"id": 1149,
"start": 2964.25,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "it's just on my phone oh you don't look"
},
{
"id": 1150,
"start": 2967.19,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "at it no cuz I want to track it but I"
},
{
"id": 1151,
"start": 2968.72,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "want to track it I want to see it when"
},
{
"id": 1152,
"start": 2970.28,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "I'm skinny I don't see it now gosh oh my"
},
{
"id": 1153,
"start": 2972.53,
"duration": 2.55,
"text": "a PI you get away on the scale goes"
},
{
"id": 1154,
"start": 2973.82,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "right to my phone and you don't take a"
},
{
"id": 1155,
"start": 2975.08,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "look there's nothing fun with your day"
},
{
"id": 1156,
"start": 2976.46,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "yeah yeah I just go affect your behavior"
},
{
"id": 1157,
"start": 2978.35,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "and any winnings Apple might have a"
},
{
"id": 1158,
"start": 2980.18,
"duration": 3.71,
"text": "winning scale on my bus and in my house"
},
{
"id": 1159,
"start": 2983.06,
"duration": 6.12,
"text": "okay"
},
{
"id": 1160,
"start": 2983.89,
"duration": 11.31,
"text": "to 45.8 okay so about I was to 45.9"
},
{
"id": 1161,
"start": 2989.18,
"duration": 8.4,
"text": "yesterday 250 February 14th"
},
{
"id": 1162,
"start": 2995.2,
"duration": 5.35,
"text": "so so you're going down you're going"
},
{
"id": 1163,
"start": 2997.58,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "down but what so what are you doing laws"
},
{
"id": 1164,
"start": 3000.55,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "diarrhea no I am no I can't be honest"
},
{
"id": 1165,
"start": 3004.6,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "with you boys yeah I have no [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1166,
"start": 3005.98,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "idea how to lose weight yeah even when"
},
{
"id": 1167,
"start": 3007.78,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "I've lost weight I just do it like this"
},
{
"id": 1168,
"start": 3009.22,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "psyche on psychotic manic kind of way I"
},
{
"id": 1169,
"start": 3011.83,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "don't do it like a healthy yeah you"
},
{
"id": 1170,
"start": 3013.42,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "don't have a method but if you if you"
},
{
"id": 1171,
"start": 3015.25,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "okay let's talk to Joe no can he make a"
},
{
"id": 1172,
"start": 3017.74,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "method for you and could you stick to it"
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{
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"duration": 6,
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{
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{
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"duration": 5.521,
"text": "the second show's over okay yeah so I go"
},
{
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"duration": 3.63,
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{
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"duration": 3.989,
"text": "walk through our you do two shows so"
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"text": "your first show no booze I'm sure right"
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{
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"text": "definitely coffee yeah okay me too a cup"
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{
"id": 1224,
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"duration": 3.329,
"text": "of coffee we're gonna stage no booze"
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"duration": 3.93,
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"id": 1229,
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "when I said what I say um when I was 22"
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{
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"start": 3146.42,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "years old I got Bob the Russian mafia"
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"id": 1231,
"start": 3147.53,
"duration": 2.819,
"text": "here's how it happened they cheer and"
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{
"id": 1232,
"start": 3149.18,
"duration": 2.159,
"text": "that's when I start drinking that's my"
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"id": 1233,
"start": 3150.349,
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"text": "first thing to them and that's your"
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{
"id": 1234,
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"text": "closer is why you guys all to the"
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"id": 1235,
"start": 3152.96,
"duration": 3.389,
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"id": 1236,
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"duration": 3.27,
"text": "you have like 10 minutes and then you 40"
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{
"id": 1237,
"start": 3156.349,
"duration": 3.181,
"text": "minutes and I get I get I'll get a"
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"id": 1238,
"start": 3157.609,
"duration": 3.091,
"text": "little bit of a buzz oddly enough I know"
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"id": 1239,
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"duration": 3.089,
"text": "that people think that I wouldn't but"
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"id": 1240,
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"duration": 3.48,
"text": "even in that 14 minutes just having a"
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"id": 1241,
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"duration": 3.74,
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"id": 1242,
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"duration": 5.141,
"text": "like it's almost like a performance of a"
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"id": 1244,
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"duration": 5.19,
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"id": 1245,
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"id": 1246,
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"text": "during I just in my head I can't drink"
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"id": 1247,
"start": 3176.39,
"duration": 4.229,
"text": "before it makes me we did it in Vegas we"
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"duration": 3.84,
"text": "tried the mimosas and I'll do it on like"
},
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"id": 1249,
"start": 3180.619,
"duration": 4.891,
"text": "an overnight flight I'll drink that"
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"id": 1250,
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"text": "evening but I have to be sober I can't"
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"id": 1251,
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"duration": 3.54,
"text": "be having beers getting on stage yeah I"
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"id": 1252,
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"duration": 4.62,
"text": "just give a shitty show I usually have"
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"id": 1253,
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"duration": 4.51,
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"id": 1254,
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"duration": 5.28,
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"id": 1255,
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"duration": 5.38,
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"text": "after the show that's fine"
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"id": 1261,
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"id": 1262,
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"text": "whoever's with me will be hanging out in"
},
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"id": 1263,
"start": 3213.66,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "there music I have like a speaker so"
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{
"id": 1264,
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"text": "talk about jokes and then if I feel like"
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"id": 1266,
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{
"id": 1267,
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"duration": 3.09,
"text": "we have a post-show meal so I have a"
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},
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"id": 1269,
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"id": 1270,
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"duration": 3.66,
"text": "after the show yeah and then it's like"
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{
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"duration": 4.89,
"text": "what how important is the transportation"
},
{
"id": 1272,
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"duration": 6.06,
"text": "if it's like we got to get going like"
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{
"id": 1273,
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"duration": 4.11,
"text": "we'll get on the bus and you know if I"
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{
"id": 1274,
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"duration": 2.49,
"text": "could like I said if it's like I feel"
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"id": 1275,
"start": 3239.07,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "like having a drink that night we have a"
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"id": 1276,
"start": 3240.33,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "drink sit around some nice I don't so"
},
{
"id": 1277,
"start": 3242.91,
"duration": 6.24,
"text": "sometimes I'll hit a like a vape pen you"
},
{
"id": 1278,
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"duration": 5.07,
"text": "know do you like to vape dad yeah even a"
},
{
"id": 1279,
"start": 3249.15,
"duration": 4.56,
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{
"id": 1280,
"start": 3251.94,
"duration": 6.9,
"text": "it like real buzz level you know not"
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{
"id": 1281,
"start": 3253.71,
"duration": 6.14,
"text": "[ __ ] up a little different yeah go"
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{
"id": 1282,
"start": 3258.84,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "ahead"
},
{
"id": 1283,
"start": 3259.85,
"duration": 7.03,
"text": "tell us the truth man's not here it's"
},
{
"id": 1284,
"start": 3265.35,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "not LeAnn I'm worried about how are you"
},
{
"id": 1285,
"start": 3266.88,
"duration": 9.54,
"text": "worried about okay everyone else oh they"
},
{
"id": 1286,
"start": 3269.64,
"duration": 8.79,
"text": "know drink on stage for the second show"
},
{
"id": 1287,
"start": 3276.42,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "starts when I tell the Machine story I"
},
{
"id": 1288,
"start": 3278.43,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "go backstage and then backstage I'll"
},
{
"id": 1289,
"start": 3281.04,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "have another drink like sitting back"
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{
"id": 1290,
"start": 3282.42,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "there we do like you know like a"
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{
"id": 1291,
"start": 3284.64,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "15-minute chill-out people come"
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{
"id": 1292,
"start": 3286.11,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "backstage for backstage passes like"
},
{
"id": 1293,
"start": 3288,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "friends or well you know whatever and"
},
{
"id": 1294,
"start": 3289.89,
"duration": 2.7,
"text": "have a drink with them and then I'll"
},
{
"id": 1295,
"start": 3291.69,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "take that drink out to the"
},
{
"id": 1296,
"start": 3292.59,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "meet-and-greet to the meet-and-greet of"
},
{
"id": 1297,
"start": 3294.21,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "course makes sense yeah and then and"
},
{
"id": 1298,
"start": 3296.58,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "then what I've been doing a lot lately"
},
{
"id": 1299,
"start": 3298.8,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "is going is telling everyone on the show"
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{
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "where I'm gonna go drink and then"
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{
"id": 1301,
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"duration": 2.64,
"text": "everyone goes and I meets me at a bar"
},
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"id": 1302,
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"duration": 4.74,
"text": "yeah it's different"
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{
"id": 1303,
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"duration": 5.49,
"text": "Wow that sounds like my nightmare it's"
},
{
"id": 1304,
"start": 3308.76,
"duration": 2.93,
"text": "not that bad if you can't connect right"
},
{
"id": 1305,
"start": 3310.59,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "oh right"
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"start": 3311.69,
"duration": 3.61,
"text": "associated with yeah if you're one of"
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"duration": 3.63,
"text": "those people that that can get into you"
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{
"id": 1308,
"start": 3315.3,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "yeah then it will get into you I would"
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"id": 1309,
"start": 3317.19,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "have to leave a lot more if I had to do"
},
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"id": 1310,
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"duration": 2.88,
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"id": 1312,
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"id": 1313,
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"id": 1316,
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"id": 1317,
"start": 3332.44,
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"text": "and going like at bow shows you I'll be"
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"duration": 4.26,
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},
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"id": 1319,
"start": 3337.75,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "meet me over there and I'll see you over"
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"duration": 2.55,
"text": "there"
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},
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"id": 1322,
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"duration": 5.01,
"text": "with anyone people I won't let people"
},
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"id": 1324,
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"text": "buy me drinks that is nice I go and I'll"
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"start": 3350.71,
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"text": "bucks each and just say hey thanks I'm"
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"id": 1327,
"start": 3352.69,
"duration": 1.56,
"text": "sorry that I [ __ ] swamps your bar"
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"start": 3353.95,
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"id": 1329,
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"id": 1330,
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"text": "me and just give me like in when we did"
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"id": 1333,
"start": 3361.81,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "of it and I did they didn't have Tito's"
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"id": 1334,
"start": 3364.72,
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"text": "and soda so I just drank beer but I"
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"id": 1336,
"start": 3368.56,
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"text": "all right it would say it's just a"
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"id": 1337,
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"duration": 3.63,
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"id": 1338,
"start": 3371.29,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "leaner and so that's but yeah but then"
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"id": 1339,
"start": 3373.75,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "we get on the bus you got a nice handle"
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"text": "with you here I brought you know"
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"id": 1355,
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"duration": 4.05,
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"duration": 3.81,
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"duration": 4.53,
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"duration": 3.81,
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"duration": 2.94,
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"duration": 3.33,
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"text": "you're just like I was staying up"
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"id": 1372,
"start": 3441.55,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "talking but you're not getting nap"
},
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"id": 1373,
"start": 3443.11,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "[ __ ] up yeah on the just sitting on"
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"id": 1374,
"start": 3445.6,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "the bus I think my drinking all the"
},
{
"id": 1375,
"start": 3448.39,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "enough has been more under control them"
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"id": 1376,
"start": 3449.77,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "i eating I was really good the first run"
},
{
"id": 1377,
"start": 3451.96,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "and then it just [ __ ] I started to do"
},
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"id": 1378,
"start": 3453.49,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "this like when because you know when you"
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{
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"start": 3455.38,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "when you get to the theaters they'll say"
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"id": 1380,
"start": 3456.67,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "like do you want food you know do you"
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{
"id": 1381,
"start": 3458.77,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "want to order pre-show meal just"
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{
"id": 1382,
"start": 3460.45,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "like an automated answer she's like yeah"
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{
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"start": 3462.04,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "grilled chicken but like just this way"
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"id": 1384,
"start": 3464.41,
"duration": 3.689,
"text": "what gets delivered is good for you I"
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{
"id": 1385,
"start": 3466.27,
"duration": 5.49,
"text": "was doing salads for a while that's good"
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"start": 3468.099,
"duration": 5.221,
"text": "yeah yeah when we were in Indianapolis"
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"id": 1387,
"start": 3471.76,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "made this great pizza place grunts I was"
},
{
"id": 1388,
"start": 3473.32,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "like yeah four pizzas huh what watch the"
},
{
"id": 1389,
"start": 3475.99,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "NFC Championship an outdoor bus huh what"
},
{
"id": 1390,
"start": 3478.21,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "does this [ __ ] the wheels come off"
},
{
"id": 1391,
"start": 3480.28,
"duration": 6,
"text": "yeah is that Leanne I know it's like"
},
{
"id": 1392,
"start": 3483.04,
"duration": 9.15,
"text": "Mitch fate oh look at it what's going on"
},
{
"id": 1393,
"start": 3486.28,
"duration": 8.37,
"text": "there oh my god that's a dirt oh my god"
},
{
"id": 1394,
"start": 3492.19,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "is that fern yeah jerking off that's me"
},
{
"id": 1395,
"start": 3494.65,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "jerking off in a window yeah look at him"
},
{
"id": 1396,
"start": 3496.99,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "oh my god you've never seen this I'd"
},
{
"id": 1397,
"start": 3499.69,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "never seen that before"
},
{
"id": 1398,
"start": 3500.829,
"duration": 4.801,
"text": "that woman got almost got me fired you"
},
{
"id": 1399,
"start": 3502.75,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "never heard this story dad time you"
},
{
"id": 1400,
"start": 3505.63,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "checked off you never heard this story"
},
{
"id": 1401,
"start": 3506.92,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "for real no oh this is a good story"
},
{
"id": 1402,
"start": 3509.47,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "tell me so for those of you who are"
},
{
"id": 1403,
"start": 3511.96,
"duration": 3.629,
"text": "listening you did not see anything yeah"
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{
"id": 1404,
"start": 3514,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "that's true but what you did was from"
},
{
"id": 1405,
"start": 3515.589,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "the shield and those two act that's not"
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"id": 1406,
"start": 3517.57,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "real footage that's not real footage no"
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"start": 3519.339,
"duration": 2.371,
"text": "oh I thought it was that's from the"
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{
"id": 1408,
"start": 3521.32,
"duration": 1.92,
"text": "shield"
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{
"id": 1409,
"start": 3521.71,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "I thought shows from the tour no no no"
},
{
"id": 1410,
"start": 3523.24,
"duration": 6.66,
"text": "no no so uh I the television show that"
},
{
"id": 1411,
"start": 3527.17,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "she the shield you were I was a [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1412,
"start": 3529.9,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "that was my role it said the [ __ ] what"
},
{
"id": 1413,
"start": 3532.24,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "was the booking like iid actually didn't"
},
{
"id": 1414,
"start": 3534.76,
"duration": 4.079,
"text": "even have to read for it they just"
},
{
"id": 1415,
"start": 3535.78,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "booked me how great is it yeah Tommy"
},
{
"id": 1416,
"start": 3538.839,
"duration": 3.901,
"text": "just looked at me in they go he looks"
},
{
"id": 1417,
"start": 3540.01,
"duration": 5.67,
"text": "like a [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz the role was I"
},
{
"id": 1418,
"start": 3542.74,
"duration": 5.849,
"text": "was a guy who hired a black guy to [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1419,
"start": 3545.68,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "my wife and I like to jack off watching"
},
{
"id": 1420,
"start": 3548.589,
"duration": 3.871,
"text": "them [ __ ] on the outside dressed as a"
},
{
"id": 1421,
"start": 3550.03,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "DWP elf boy yeah guy this is pretty cool"
},
{
"id": 1422,
"start": 3552.46,
"duration": 3,
"text": "I like this very specific and I didn't"
},
{
"id": 1423,
"start": 3554.2,
"duration": 3.149,
"text": "even have to read for it they went yeah"
},
{
"id": 1424,
"start": 3555.46,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "they checks off the black guys [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1425,
"start": 3557.349,
"duration": 2.851,
"text": "his wife yeah"
},
{
"id": 1426,
"start": 3558.49,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "so how turned out would you be if that"
},
{
"id": 1427,
"start": 3560.2,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "were our thing not at all not at all"
},
{
"id": 1428,
"start": 3562.329,
"duration": 4.201,
"text": "really the idea of someone else [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1429,
"start": 3564.49,
"duration": 9.18,
"text": "Leanne is not turn me on what are you"
},
{
"id": 1430,
"start": 3566.53,
"duration": 9.12,
"text": "whoa was that you're opening your opener"
},
{
"id": 1431,
"start": 3573.67,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "no no that was I don't know what that"
},
{
"id": 1432,
"start": 3575.65,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "was from I'm offended by that kind of"
},
{
"id": 1433,
"start": 3577.75,
"duration": 8.25,
"text": "Christ it startled me I wasn't expecting"
},
{
"id": 1434,
"start": 3580.99,
"duration": 6.839,
"text": "to hear Bert saying oh wait what's a"
},
{
"id": 1435,
"start": 3586,
"duration": 3.569,
"text": "turn-on for you and Leanne like what"
},
{
"id": 1436,
"start": 3587.829,
"duration": 3.79,
"text": "would you want to happen with Leanne"
},
{
"id": 1437,
"start": 3589.569,
"duration": 5.05,
"text": "nothing just me and her [ __ ] yeah"
},
{
"id": 1438,
"start": 3591.619,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "we're not Cato's those no there's no"
},
{
"id": 1439,
"start": 3594.619,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "like hot Girl Scout troop leader mom"
},
{
"id": 1440,
"start": 3596.989,
"duration": 4.951,
"text": "that you'd be like Olean we should oh no"
},
{
"id": 1441,
"start": 3599.869,
"duration": 6.331,
"text": "that was your go go to like you put her"
},
{
"id": 1442,
"start": 3601.94,
"duration": 6.929,
"text": "in the dog or like missionary yeah we"
},
{
"id": 1443,
"start": 3606.2,
"duration": 5.129,
"text": "did we did the 12 nights of Kama Sutra"
},
{
"id": 1444,
"start": 3608.869,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "in December yeah we did the 12 nights"
},
{
"id": 1445,
"start": 3611.329,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "Christmas with a group of friends so we"
},
{
"id": 1446,
"start": 3613.069,
"duration": 4.591,
"text": "had 12 parties in December and then on"
},
{
"id": 1447,
"start": 3616.249,
"duration": 2.911,
"text": "the photos every one of those nights and"
},
{
"id": 1448,
"start": 3617.66,
"duration": 3.389,
"text": "then the first night for you I said why"
},
{
"id": 1449,
"start": 3619.16,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "don't we as a group of friends do the 12"
},
{
"id": 1450,
"start": 3621.049,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "nights of Kama Sutra so every night we"
},
{
"id": 1451,
"start": 3622.64,
"duration": 3.689,
"text": "have a party we'll all send each other a"
},
{
"id": 1452,
"start": 3624.529,
"duration": 3.391,
"text": "new Kama Sutra pose that we have to do"
},
{
"id": 1453,
"start": 3626.329,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "and then we'll send our notes back in"
},
{
"id": 1454,
"start": 3627.92,
"duration": 4.439,
"text": "the morning as a couple and not everyone"
},
{
"id": 1455,
"start": 3630.079,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "understood it properly the first couple"
},
{
"id": 1456,
"start": 3632.359,
"duration": 6.291,
"text": "gave their kids nikkor a benadryl yeah"
},
{
"id": 1457,
"start": 3636.619,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "and then did all 12 positions that night"
},
{
"id": 1458,
"start": 3638.65,
"duration": 6.189,
"text": "they'd knock their kids out and [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1459,
"start": 3640.969,
"duration": 5.431,
"text": "12 position yeah and so yeah it's not"
},
{
"id": 1460,
"start": 3644.839,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "always that but Liana and I did it we"
},
{
"id": 1461,
"start": 3646.4,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "did all them and it was [ __ ] awesome"
},
{
"id": 1462,
"start": 3647.749,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "really it was this one position that uh"
},
{
"id": 1463,
"start": 3650.21,
"duration": 7.44,
"text": "that she pulled up and it was so cool"
},
{
"id": 1464,
"start": 3653.779,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "imagine if imagine if you're sitting"
},
{
"id": 1465,
"start": 3657.65,
"duration": 4.469,
"text": "she's sitting on my lap but her legs are"
},
{
"id": 1466,
"start": 3659.359,
"duration": 4.771,
"text": "over to the side right mm-hmm now take"
},
{
"id": 1467,
"start": 3662.119,
"duration": 3.541,
"text": "that position and just fall back on the"
},
{
"id": 1468,
"start": 3664.13,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "bed so her backs on the bed and you're"
},
{
"id": 1469,
"start": 3665.66,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "on your side and her legs are up over"
},
{
"id": 1470,
"start": 3667.969,
"duration": 5.79,
"text": "your legs does that make sense yes yeah"
},
{
"id": 1471,
"start": 3670.19,
"duration": 5.909,
"text": "I'm trying it was awesome it was awesome"
},
{
"id": 1472,
"start": 3673.759,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "but yeah I'm more bearing meat potatoes"
},
{
"id": 1473,
"start": 3676.099,
"duration": 4.291,
"text": "I just want to have regular sex yeah"
},
{
"id": 1474,
"start": 3677.779,
"duration": 6.78,
"text": "yeah I can see that he gained a guy or"
},
{
"id": 1475,
"start": 3680.39,
"duration": 10.679,
"text": "no never done not with her once in camp"
},
{
"id": 1476,
"start": 3684.559,
"duration": 7.05,
"text": "this guy nice guy or no no no I'd never"
},
{
"id": 1477,
"start": 3691.069,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "done anal"
},
{
"id": 1478,
"start": 3691.609,
"duration": 6.061,
"text": "yeah really yeah I tried okay"
},
{
"id": 1479,
"start": 3695.569,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "so wait you booked this role you so I"
},
{
"id": 1480,
"start": 3697.67,
"duration": 6.24,
"text": "booked this role and Chiklis is I think"
},
{
"id": 1481,
"start": 3701.839,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "Chiklis and this other guy are directing"
},
{
"id": 1482,
"start": 3703.91,
"duration": 6.179,
"text": "this episode but Chiklis is on set so I"
},
{
"id": 1483,
"start": 3707.479,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "I read the breakdown and I add a scene"
},
{
"id": 1484,
"start": 3710.089,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "and it's me watching my wife [ __ ] a"
},
{
"id": 1485,
"start": 3711.739,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "black dude right and the black guy and"
},
{
"id": 1486,
"start": 3713.719,
"duration": 3.991,
"text": "my wife were both in this house I see"
},
{
"id": 1487,
"start": 3715.789,
"duration": 3,
"text": "them in the house and so I just got into"
},
{
"id": 1488,
"start": 3717.71,
"duration": 3.68,
"text": "role and I started playing with my dick"
},
{
"id": 1489,
"start": 3718.789,
"duration": 6.781,
"text": "like legit playing with my dick right"
},
{
"id": 1490,
"start": 3721.39,
"duration": 6.94,
"text": "and they pull up and she gets outraged"
},
{
"id": 1491,
"start": 3725.57,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "lady yes this lady the real person she"
},
{
"id": 1492,
"start": 3728.33,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "calls cut because this is ridiculous"
},
{
"id": 1493,
"start": 3729.92,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "he's touching himself and in my head I'm"
},
{
"id": 1494,
"start": 3732.44,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "like I did I read this wrong I was like"
},
{
"id": 1495,
"start": 3734.48,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "I thought that it said to play I don't"
},
{
"id": 1496,
"start": 3736.31,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "like oh my god I'm so [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1497,
"start": 3737.33,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "embarrassed I've never acted in anything"
},
{
"id": 1498,
"start": 3739.07,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "before this is the first I ever acted in"
},
{
"id": 1499,
"start": 3740.69,
"duration": 5.01,
"text": "this is when we were shooting hurt Bert"
},
{
"id": 1500,
"start": 3742.19,
"duration": 5.97,
"text": "by the way so she was I'm not gonna work"
},
{
"id": 1501,
"start": 3745.7,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "with him and show she moves they split"
},
{
"id": 1502,
"start": 3748.16,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "us up and Michael Chiklis and this other"
},
{
"id": 1503,
"start": 3751.34,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "guy forget the other guy's name come up"
},
{
"id": 1504,
"start": 3752.9,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "to me and I go hey man I'm really sorry"
},
{
"id": 1505,
"start": 3755.18,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "I think I misread this I do it again I"
},
{
"id": 1506,
"start": 3758,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "don't have to touch myself he was like"
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"text": "no great choice I want really thank God"
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"text": "fact what we're gonna do is we're gonna"
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"text": "hold her in position hey yeah and then"
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"text": "we're gonna close in on you were into"
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"text": "some tights when I move the camera round"
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"text": "but I want you to just play with"
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"text": "yourself I was like really yeah yeah"
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"text": "yeah go at it and then what and then"
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"text": "second time to font-size yourself and"
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"duration": 3.6,
"text": "but we're gonna use you touch it's like"
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"text": "so I walk up this whole shot you see and"
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"text": "watch this guy jagoff the Z becomes yeah"
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"text": "ain't good I would have let you go yeah"
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"duration": 4.6,
"text": "so then a little more bird they pull"
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{
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"text": "intercut them and then yeah and then I"
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"text": "walk around they arrest me put me in"
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"text": "cuffs had a panic attack in handcuffs"
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"text": "walked me the front door big black guy"
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{
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"text": "comes out and I was like honey can you"
},
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"duration": 4.95,
"text": "just tell them what's going on and he's"
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"text": "like yeah dudes with her and then you"
},
{
"id": 1544,
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"duration": 6.12,
"text": "find out that I like to have black guys"
},
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"duration": 6.33,
"text": "[ __ ] my wife yeah Wow"
},
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"start": 3841.19,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "I know that all you're gonna do is"
},
{
"id": 1547,
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"duration": 6.68,
"text": "intercuts my voice up I'd like to have"
},
{
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"text": "black guys [ __ ] my wife and we'll use it"
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"text": "thank you"
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"start": 3850.76,
"duration": 8.99,
"text": "audio recorded there online make sure"
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"duration": 14.43,
"text": "you mark that by the way okay"
},
{
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"start": 3859.75,
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"text": "yeah we have this other footage yeah you"
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"duration": 8.25,
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"text": "doing an international good job man I"
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"duration": 6.81,
"text": "appreciate it man yeah thanks for"
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{
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"duration": 7.26,
"text": "killing these beers do you have it in"
},
{
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"duration": 3.72,
"text": "your audience people do they do y'all"
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{
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"start": 3906.56,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "like Berta's fat when they see you or"
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"duration": 4.05,
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"text": "is that the old Thomas fat the old tour"
},
{
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"duration": 4.47,
"text": "bus champ a lot yeah the one the one I"
},
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"text": "mean I told you this I hate even bring"
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"text": "this up because I because obviously it's"
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"text": "the buck but uh the very first date I"
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"text": "[ __ ] day in the middle of my set goes"
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"duration": 6.31,
"text": "tell your n-word joke late word and the"
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"duration": 3.99,
"text": "n-word he but he said he's had the real"
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"duration": 6.12,
"text": "the cleanest white version of that use"
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"text": "of that word and then ruined the room it"
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"text": "ruined the [ __ ] room and everyone was"
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"text": "like oh and I was like listen I don't I"
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{
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"duration": 6.93,
"text": "apologize I go listen I I understand"
},
{
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"start": 3956.66,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "that you're a fan but I I'm not gonna"
},
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"duration": 4.98,
"text": "I'm not gonna do that and I just wish"
},
{
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"duration": 3.99,
"text": "you hadn't done that and it really reset"
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"text": "the room and I had to like win them back"
},
{
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"duration": 4.14,
"text": "and it was like [ __ ] nightmare"
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"duration": 4.38,
"text": "and greet and this black guy comes up to"
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"duration": 5.01,
"text": "me and he goes you never told it I said"
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"duration": 5.52,
"text": "ah it was a black guy doing a white guy"
},
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"start": 3977.9,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "voice yeah [ __ ] and I was like you"
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"start": 3980.96,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "might why didn't you tell him when you"
},
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"start": 3982.43,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "were black he goes I don't care cuz he's"
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"start": 3984.98,
"duration": 4.349,
"text": "black he's like Oh"
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{
"id": 1592,
"start": 3986.69,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "yeah but it was [ __ ] a [ __ ] rific"
},
{
"id": 1593,
"start": 3989.329,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "that was the one that sucked the most"
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{
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"start": 3991.4,
"duration": 24.6,
"text": "but mostly people yelled tour bus"
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{
"id": 1595,
"start": 3992.599,
"duration": 25.111,
"text": "campers fat Mickey Mantle gene dude how"
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{
"id": 1596,
"start": 4016,
"duration": 7.14,
"text": "about all this blackface showing up huh"
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{
"id": 1597,
"start": 4017.71,
"duration": 7.409,
"text": "yeah yeah there was there were yeah the"
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"text": "fashion stuff you're talking about oh no"
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{
"id": 1599,
"start": 4025.119,
"duration": 4.141,
"text": "no I'm talking about all these [ __ ]"
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"duration": 5.1,
"text": "how [ __ ] comical is that the governor"
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"text": "gets caught in blackface the next guy"
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"text": "raped some women and allegedly and then"
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"duration": 6.72,
"text": "the next guy goes actually I've been in"
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"duration": 7.02,
"text": "black Virginia you did you ever see"
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{
"id": 1607,
"start": 4046.24,
"duration": 7.829,
"text": "anyone a blackface in college and like"
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{
"id": 1608,
"start": 4048.01,
"duration": 11.359,
"text": "Florida or a nice no no our high school"
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{
"id": 1609,
"start": 4054.069,
"duration": 8.221,
"text": "cheerleading squad in like 1987 89 88"
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{
"id": 1610,
"start": 4059.369,
"duration": 5.891,
"text": "came out to babies got back in all"
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{
"id": 1611,
"start": 4062.29,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "blackface wigs and gold chains finally"
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{
"id": 1612,
"start": 4065.26,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "there was a picture of it online there"
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{
"id": 1613,
"start": 4067.15,
"duration": 2.55,
"text": "was a picture over the line I actually"
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{
"id": 1614,
"start": 4068.23,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "hit some of the chicks up was like hey"
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{
"id": 1615,
"start": 4069.7,
"duration": 3.419,
"text": "you guys worked with kids you might want"
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{
"id": 1616,
"start": 4071.56,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "to get rid of that picture one girl I"
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"id": 1617,
"start": 4073.119,
"duration": 3.631,
"text": "bet there's a picture online tagged"
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{
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"duration": 3.69,
"text": "herself she's like I love this thing no"
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"id": 1619,
"start": 4076.75,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "there's one girl that works with"
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"id": 1620,
"start": 4078.16,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "disabled kids that had a there was a"
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{
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"start": 4080.26,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "picture of me and her in college it was"
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"start": 4081.79,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "this party I threw but she is in"
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"id": 1623,
"start": 4084.31,
"duration": 6.42,
"text": "straight blackface like like legit"
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{
"id": 1624,
"start": 4088.3,
"duration": 4.559,
"text": "blackface and I ran into her in San"
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"start": 4090.73,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "Diego I was like hey you may want to"
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"duration": 3.48,
"text": "like scrub the Internet of that like"
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"start": 4094.63,
"duration": 3.959,
"text": "just pull it down she had posted it"
},
{
"id": 1628,
"start": 4096.339,
"duration": 4.591,
"text": "herself and tagged me in it Oh"
},
{
"id": 1629,
"start": 4098.589,
"duration": 4.591,
"text": "Livius to the idea that that I don't"
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"id": 1630,
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"duration": 5.19,
"text": "think I was even aware of what blackface"
},
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"id": 1631,
"start": 4103.18,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "yeah it wasn't a thing I'm trying to"
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{
"id": 1632,
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"duration": 5.4,
"text": "think of like awareness it wasn't like I"
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"id": 1633,
"start": 4108.73,
"duration": 5.339,
"text": "don't think that people were I mean I"
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{
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"start": 4111.52,
"duration": 4.319,
"text": "wasn't throwing around definitely in"
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"duration": 3.69,
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"id": 1636,
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"duration": 4.291,
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{
"id": 1637,
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"duration": 4.92,
"text": "noticed my attention as being"
},
{
"id": 1638,
"start": 4120.13,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "as crazy as if you notice it now oh I I"
},
{
"id": 1639,
"start": 4122.679,
"duration": 4.471,
"text": "mean I don't I never even thought of it"
},
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"id": 1640,
"start": 4124.9,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "to be on I mean I never done it but I"
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"duration": 3.569,
"text": "own still exactly like makeup on my face"
},
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"duration": 4.35,
"text": "like I'm not saying that I would ever I"
},
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"id": 1643,
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"duration": 3.781,
"text": "wouldn't but I don't like makeup on my"
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"start": 4133.089,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "face like clowns freak me out I don't"
},
{
"id": 1645,
"start": 4134.5,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "never put makeup on my face yeah that's"
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{
"id": 1646,
"start": 4136.21,
"duration": 2.73,
"text": "how I know I've never died know that I"
},
{
"id": 1647,
"start": 4137.35,
"duration": 6.11,
"text": "did the talent show in fifth grade I did"
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"id": 1648,
"start": 4138.94,
"duration": 8.64,
"text": "young MC thing but I wore a dress"
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{
"id": 1649,
"start": 4143.46,
"duration": 6.25,
"text": "why do I dress forget I think I played"
},
{
"id": 1650,
"start": 4147.58,
"duration": 5.94,
"text": "the girl that's in the story and best"
},
{
"id": 1651,
"start": 4149.71,
"duration": 5.79,
"text": "move yeah yeah yeah so like act it out"
},
{
"id": 1652,
"start": 4153.52,
"duration": 7.35,
"text": "we got it now that's a crime you were"
},
{
"id": 1653,
"start": 4155.5,
"duration": 7.529,
"text": "mocking true I know they got out in the"
},
{
"id": 1654,
"start": 4160.87,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "Kevin Cranston Bryan Cranston because he"
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{
"id": 1655,
"start": 4163.029,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "played a disabled person with the"
},
{
"id": 1656,
"start": 4164.5,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "neighbor it's insane where this is going"
},
{
"id": 1657,
"start": 4168.069,
"duration": 3.801,
"text": "I mean the Kevin Hart tried to [ __ ]"
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{
"id": 1658,
"start": 4169.87,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "give a shout out to Jesse Smollett and"
},
{
"id": 1659,
"start": 4171.87,
"duration": 4.539,
"text": "it's time yeah here's what we're gonna"
},
{
"id": 1660,
"start": 4174.4,
"duration": 3.419,
"text": "ask you well what do you think like if"
},
{
"id": 1661,
"start": 4176.409,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "you were orchestrating that hate crime"
},
{
"id": 1662,
"start": 4177.819,
"duration": 4.261,
"text": "what do you think he did wrong oh I'll"
},
{
"id": 1663,
"start": 4180.549,
"duration": 3.331,
"text": "tell you how would you how should he"
},
{
"id": 1664,
"start": 4182.08,
"duration": 4.259,
"text": "have done it right he I can tell you all"
},
{
"id": 1665,
"start": 4183.88,
"duration": 3.959,
"text": "the things all the signals that I picked"
},
{
"id": 1666,
"start": 4186.339,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "up on when I first read the story and I"
},
{
"id": 1667,
"start": 4187.839,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "went I'm not gonna say this out loud but"
},
{
"id": 1668,
"start": 4189.549,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "this is [ __ ] yeah let's talk to an"
},
{
"id": 1669,
"start": 4190.96,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "expert you can't you can't say this out"
},
{
"id": 1670,
"start": 4192.609,
"duration": 4.831,
"text": "loud because you look like a person that"
},
{
"id": 1671,
"start": 4194.5,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "is promoting violence but I go hold on"
},
{
"id": 1672,
"start": 4197.44,
"duration": 7.11,
"text": "one second to racist white guys"
},
{
"id": 1673,
"start": 4200.02,
"duration": 6.929,
"text": "recognized you from Empire I at 2:00 in"
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"id": 1674,
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"text": "the morning I watch it Empire like but I"
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"text": "wouldn't recognize you"
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"start": 4209.38,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "recognize you and two guys in mega has"
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"text": "like a you're that gay guy from Empire"
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"duration": 2.88,
"text": "a mega guys what is watching Empire"
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"id": 1681,
"start": 4218.17,
"duration": 3,
"text": "that's just doesn't that's not their"
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"start": 4219.19,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "what they enjoy watching it's a good"
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"id": 1683,
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"duration": 3.63,
"text": "point ever thought the noose was on his"
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"text": "neck for 45 minutes when the police when"
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"id": 1685,
"start": 4224.8,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "the police talked to him who keeps a"
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"id": 1686,
"start": 4226.389,
"duration": 3.451,
"text": "noose on their [ __ ] neck the cops"
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"start": 4228.07,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "came to his apartment to interview him"
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{
"id": 1688,
"start": 4229.84,
"duration": 6.299,
"text": "and he was still had it around his neck"
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"id": 1689,
"start": 4231.34,
"duration": 7.74,
"text": "and the bleach no one wants they're not"
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{
"id": 1690,
"start": 4236.139,
"duration": 5.191,
"text": "trying to get you lighter no one's like"
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{
"id": 1691,
"start": 4239.08,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "hey we want you to be like us come on"
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{
"id": 1692,
"start": 4241.33,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "man let's it let's help out what the"
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"id": 1693,
"start": 4243.82,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "[ __ ] it was we're saying you're saying"
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"start": 4245.56,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "that yeah like as a white person you"
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"id": 1695,
"start": 4248.02,
"duration": 3.77,
"text": "wouldn't want him to be whiter you"
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"id": 1696,
"start": 4250.12,
"duration": 3.56,
"text": "wouldn't be like yeah"
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{
"id": 1697,
"start": 4251.79,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "if this bleach works then old stop in"
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{
"id": 1698,
"start": 4253.68,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "the middle of this I'm so sorry there"
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{
"id": 1699,
"start": 4255.6,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "was a lot of that that I just didn't I"
},
{
"id": 1700,
"start": 4257.04,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "called I called [ __ ] in my head but"
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"id": 1701,
"start": 4258.93,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "then I'm also a cynic I'm and I'm also a"
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"start": 4261.33,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "contrarian so like so like as soon as"
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"duration": 3.72,
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"duration": 4.83,
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"id": 1705,
"start": 4267.24,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "then get empathetic for that kid I and"
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"start": 4269.43,
"duration": 4.89,
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"id": 1707,
"start": 4272.49,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "feel badly for him is that because I go"
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{
"id": 1708,
"start": 4274.32,
"duration": 5.22,
"text": "where's his brain at and and I don't"
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{
"id": 1709,
"start": 4276.84,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "want that to be used as a lightning rod"
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{
"id": 1710,
"start": 4279.54,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "to light up true mega racists yeah to go"
},
{
"id": 1711,
"start": 4282.39,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "this is why they're that or this is like"
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{
"id": 1712,
"start": 4284.43,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "sigh so like I whenever whatever side is"
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"id": 1713,
"start": 4287.22,
"duration": 3,
"text": "though I'm always going to the opposite"
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{
"id": 1714,
"start": 4288.69,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "side and trying to argue my the other"
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"id": 1715,
"start": 4290.22,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "direction yeah but yeah I feel bad for"
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{
"id": 1716,
"start": 4292.65,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "that kid I'm on his brain they thought"
},
{
"id": 1717,
"start": 4295.08,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "that would help him it's not good it's"
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"id": 1718,
"start": 4297.18,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "not good for anyone no I know I felt the"
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{
"id": 1719,
"start": 4299.46,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "same thing it's just it's nothing Goods"
},
{
"id": 1720,
"start": 4301.8,
"duration": 6.21,
"text": "gonna come of that could be mental"
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{
"id": 1721,
"start": 4303.45,
"duration": 13.71,
"text": "illness I don't know no breathing yeah"
},
{
"id": 1722,
"start": 4308.01,
"duration": 12.33,
"text": "you gotta breathe great your mom's house"
},
{
"id": 1723,
"start": 4317.16,
"duration": 5.82,
"text": "challenge to what put stuff in your but"
},
{
"id": 1724,
"start": 4320.34,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "the it's a viral challenge they'll be"
},
{
"id": 1725,
"start": 4322.98,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "put out on Facebook much does it like"
},
{
"id": 1726,
"start": 4324.9,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "the ice bucket challenge right right and"
},
{
"id": 1727,
"start": 4327.42,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "it's yeah right it's a tight shot and"
},
{
"id": 1728,
"start": 4331.17,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "it's like hey guys my name is Bert"
},
{
"id": 1729,
"start": 4332.76,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "Kreischer it's ready for the it's ready"
},
{
"id": 1730,
"start": 4334.74,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "I'm ready for the plug challenge right"
},
{
"id": 1731,
"start": 4337.53,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "now you gotta try to guess am I putting"
},
{
"id": 1732,
"start": 4339.21,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "a butt plug in or am I not putting up up"
},
{
"id": 1733,
"start": 4341.31,
"duration": 4.94,
"text": "again and it's just a shot on my eyes"
},
{
"id": 1734,
"start": 4343.35,
"duration": 2.9,
"text": "and it's big one"
},
{
"id": 1735,
"start": 4348.17,
"duration": 5.92,
"text": "and people have to guess it'd be really"
},
{
"id": 1736,
"start": 4351.63,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "if you didn't do it and then do you show"
},
{
"id": 1737,
"start": 4354.09,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "them and then you pull back and you"
},
{
"id": 1738,
"start": 4355.89,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "their pants on or you make would you do"
},
{
"id": 1739,
"start": 4358.89,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "a plug video yeah would you I did a I"
},
{
"id": 1740,
"start": 4361.14,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "would no but I tell you what I would do"
},
{
"id": 1741,
"start": 4362.91,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "a suppository video yeah have you ever"
},
{
"id": 1742,
"start": 4365.01,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "put up a suppository in your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1743,
"start": 4366.42,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "I've had one put in but it's been alone"
},
{
"id": 1744,
"start": 4367.8,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "this is my impression of getting into"
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{
"id": 1745,
"start": 4369.33,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "surprise this is my impression of a"
},
{
"id": 1746,
"start": 4370.92,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "suppository getting put in your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1747,
"start": 4373.02,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "this is me as the suppository getting"
},
{
"id": 1748,
"start": 4375.78,
"duration": 5.15,
"text": "put in your [ __ ] okay ready again no"
},
{
"id": 1749,
"start": 4377.43,
"duration": 7.8,
"text": "no no no no I'll take it from here okay"
},
{
"id": 1750,
"start": 4380.93,
"duration": 4.3,
"text": "[Laughter]"
},
{
"id": 1751,
"start": 4385.85,
"duration": 5.44,
"text": "a lock time because sometimes I [ __ ]"
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{
"id": 1752,
"start": 4389.16,
"duration": 4.55,
"text": "[ __ ] fire and so a suppository is what"
},
{
"id": 1753,
"start": 4391.29,
"duration": 2.42,
"text": "cools it down"
},
{
"id": 1754,
"start": 4394.07,
"duration": 5.14,
"text": "eh I've done a very recently oh if I eat"
},
{
"id": 1755,
"start": 4397.71,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "a lot of spicy stuff from my [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1756,
"start": 4399.21,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "[ __ ] burning I'll just show it"
},
{
"id": 1757,
"start": 4400.59,
"duration": 4.16,
"text": "Shaba preparation-h suppository up there"
},
{
"id": 1758,
"start": 4403.23,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "Wow and that cools your [ __ ] off"
},
{
"id": 1759,
"start": 4404.75,
"duration": 5.14,
"text": "immediately feels good okay had other"
},
{
"id": 1760,
"start": 4407.7,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "stuff up your butt yes I deposit really"
},
{
"id": 1761,
"start": 4409.89,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "never never a toy come on"
},
{
"id": 1762,
"start": 4411.87,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "they're pretty toy what kind of toys"
},
{
"id": 1763,
"start": 4412.92,
"duration": 6.96,
"text": "like a little car something oh no no I"
},
{
"id": 1764,
"start": 4414.66,
"duration": 6.87,
"text": "think MIT's next way no no no no I've"
},
{
"id": 1765,
"start": 4419.88,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "never had any you'd never been pegged or"
},
{
"id": 1766,
"start": 4421.53,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "anything like that never been pegged"
},
{
"id": 1767,
"start": 4422.46,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "really to figure out my ass obviously"
},
{
"id": 1768,
"start": 4424.77,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "okay well yeah I mean who has another"
},
{
"id": 1769,
"start": 4427.14,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "finger in their eyes"
},
{
"id": 1770,
"start": 4427.83,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "well I mean how often I mean no like"
},
{
"id": 1771,
"start": 4429.72,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "college does last time yeah Leanne we'll"
},
{
"id": 1772,
"start": 4433.11,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "do it this is I'll actually do it this"
},
{
"id": 1773,
"start": 4434.34,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "is my impression of me and Leanne during"
},
{
"id": 1774,
"start": 4436.53,
"duration": 7.89,
"text": "oral sex ready Oh Oh put your finger in"
},
{
"id": 1775,
"start": 4440.61,
"duration": 6.75,
"text": "my ass what nothing she would not do"
},
{
"id": 1776,
"start": 4444.42,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "that now that's not because as soon as I"
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{
"id": 1777,
"start": 4447.36,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "said that Leanne was just think are you"
},
{
"id": 1778,
"start": 4448.5,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "gay oh that's where the embrace no I'm"
},
{
"id": 1779,
"start": 4450.87,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "not putting fingers in your ass I'm your"
},
{
"id": 1780,
"start": 4452.43,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "wife I wouldn't put have mascara and"
},
{
"id": 1781,
"start": 4455.4,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "have a guy put a [ __ ] at my finger"
},
{
"id": 1782,
"start": 4457.17,
"duration": 5.67,
"text": "no yeah well I don't know I mean I bet"
},
{
"id": 1783,
"start": 4459.36,
"duration": 6.83,
"text": "your ass is it's dry any time I would"
},
{
"id": 1784,
"start": 4462.84,
"duration": 5.94,
"text": "ever about it would be Kaleem doubt okay"
},
{
"id": 1785,
"start": 4466.19,
"duration": 3.55,
"text": "I don't have any [ __ ] hanging out my"
},
{
"id": 1786,
"start": 4468.78,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "body that I'm not getting rid of"
},
{
"id": 1787,
"start": 4469.74,
"duration": 5.22,
"text": "immediately yeah I don't know but your"
},
{
"id": 1788,
"start": 4472.77,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "ass seems real dicey to me if you had to"
},
{
"id": 1789,
"start": 4474.96,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "put your finger in one of our asses"
},
{
"id": 1790,
"start": 4476.16,
"duration": 4.069,
"text": "who's that Tom I don't even ask the"
},
{
"id": 1791,
"start": 4478.5,
"duration": 6.749,
"text": "question I mean oh yeah I guess"
},
{
"id": 1792,
"start": 4480.229,
"duration": 6.551,
"text": "no no no just slightly a let's say I'm"
},
{
"id": 1793,
"start": 4485.249,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "not married to him no you guys just my"
},
{
"id": 1794,
"start": 4486.78,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "friends just knowing what I know about"
},
{
"id": 1795,
"start": 4488.999,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "both of your personal hygiene yeah his"
},
{
"id": 1796,
"start": 4491.76,
"duration": 6.989,
"text": "is way better than yours no yeah you"
},
{
"id": 1797,
"start": 4495.269,
"duration": 9.93,
"text": "have very very lacks lack idea of"
},
{
"id": 1798,
"start": 4498.749,
"duration": 8.46,
"text": "personal hygiene I remember one time I"
},
{
"id": 1799,
"start": 4505.199,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "picked something out of my body or"
},
{
"id": 1800,
"start": 4507.209,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "something and I smelled it and Tom"
},
{
"id": 1801,
"start": 4508.469,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "because you would smell that I go I'm"
},
{
"id": 1802,
"start": 4510.269,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "sorry if you find an object on your body"
},
{
"id": 1803,
"start": 4512.729,
"duration": 4.651,
"text": "your first thing isn't to smell it it's"
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{
"id": 1804,
"start": 4515.159,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "a first thing I do if I hands like we're"
},
{
"id": 1805,
"start": 4517.38,
"duration": 4.589,
"text": "you finding it between your toes first"
},
{
"id": 1806,
"start": 4520.769,
"duration": 3.511,
"text": "thing I do it what's that"
},
{
"id": 1807,
"start": 4521.969,
"duration": 4.88,
"text": "I don't smell between what No Oh Mike I"
},
{
"id": 1808,
"start": 4524.28,
"duration": 5.459,
"text": "would investigate but I wouldn't smell"
},
{
"id": 1809,
"start": 4526.849,
"duration": 5.71,
"text": "look at it i ball it yeah why don't you"
},
{
"id": 1810,
"start": 4529.739,
"duration": 4.561,
"text": "smell that Willie okay say belly button"
},
{
"id": 1811,
"start": 4532.559,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "lint I will hide your gear you don't rub"
},
{
"id": 1812,
"start": 4534.3,
"duration": 9.21,
"text": "your finger behind your and smell no why"
},
{
"id": 1813,
"start": 4536.429,
"duration": 9.06,
"text": "would you do it try it to use your smell"
},
{
"id": 1814,
"start": 4543.51,
"duration": 4.049,
"text": "get behind my ears do right now I'll see"
},
{
"id": 1815,
"start": 4545.489,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "your nasty cuz you're wearing headsets"
},
{
"id": 1816,
"start": 4547.559,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "no it's because you're nasty no it's not"
},
{
"id": 1817,
"start": 4549.719,
"duration": 6.45,
"text": "cuz I'm nasty I'm younger than 90 Lee"
},
{
"id": 1818,
"start": 4553.139,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "Ann told us remember when you used to"
},
{
"id": 1819,
"start": 4556.169,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "live on up six tree down tree from us up"
},
{
"id": 1820,
"start": 4558.659,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "the street whatever that you used to"
},
{
"id": 1821,
"start": 4560.039,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "clip your toenails and then you collect"
},
{
"id": 1822,
"start": 4562.739,
"duration": 3.661,
"text": "them on a piece of scotch tape and then"
},
{
"id": 1823,
"start": 4564.449,
"duration": 4.561,
"text": "you tape it under a coffee to the coffee"
},
{
"id": 1824,
"start": 4566.4,
"duration": 6.089,
"text": "table which is so nasty"
},
{
"id": 1825,
"start": 4569.01,
"duration": 8.339,
"text": "that's nasty why is it it's why is I"
},
{
"id": 1826,
"start": 4572.489,
"duration": 6.57,
"text": "don't know a so nasty if you had to"
},
{
"id": 1827,
"start": 4577.349,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "smell balls right now"
},
{
"id": 1828,
"start": 4579.059,
"duration": 8.25,
"text": "oh you think smell better minor tom-toms"
},
{
"id": 1829,
"start": 4581.849,
"duration": 8.85,
"text": "that wasn't time mine Potter my always"
},
{
"id": 1830,
"start": 4587.309,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "bet at your balls smell horrendous and"
},
{
"id": 1831,
"start": 4590.699,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "here's why I'm gonna tell you why you"
},
{
"id": 1832,
"start": 4592.499,
"duration": 3.841,
"text": "don't wear underwear yeah and your jeans"
},
{
"id": 1833,
"start": 4594.689,
"duration": 4.48,
"text": "are not clean you wear the same jeans"
},
{
"id": 1834,
"start": 4596.34,
"duration": 5.259,
"text": "every time I see"
},
{
"id": 1835,
"start": 4599.169,
"duration": 4.111,
"text": "and their cellphones like you usually"
},
{
"id": 1836,
"start": 4601.599,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "think of like hey this guy drinks like"
},
{
"id": 1837,
"start": 4603.28,
"duration": 4.439,
"text": "eight 1590 bottles a day like between"
},
{
"id": 1838,
"start": 4607.209,
"duration": 2.671,
"text": "his legs"
},
{
"id": 1839,
"start": 4607.719,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "wait stinky you really think you're"
},
{
"id": 1840,
"start": 4609.88,
"duration": 5.309,
"text": "beautiful smell good right now right now"
},
{
"id": 1841,
"start": 4612.699,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "right now I don't know they smell good"
},
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"id": 1842,
"start": 4615.189,
"duration": 3.841,
"text": "right now I don't I don't think they're"
},
{
"id": 1843,
"start": 4616.989,
"duration": 3.871,
"text": "quite at that sour state you showered"
},
{
"id": 1844,
"start": 4619.03,
"duration": 3.209,
"text": "last night showered this morning"
},
{
"id": 1845,
"start": 4620.86,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "yeah but yes I'm saying you're naturally"
},
{
"id": 1846,
"start": 4622.239,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "stinky yeah I think guys well my balls"
},
{
"id": 1847,
"start": 4624.699,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "right now are ripe I can tell because"
},
{
"id": 1848,
"start": 4626.769,
"duration": 6.091,
"text": "they're all in these genes and these"
},
{
"id": 1849,
"start": 4628.419,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "genes are a little over three three"
},
{
"id": 1850,
"start": 4632.86,
"duration": 4.739,
"text": "weeks old yeah I knew it is that that's"
},
{
"id": 1851,
"start": 4635.439,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "how long you go between washing your"
},
{
"id": 1852,
"start": 4637.599,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "jeans yeah I've actually had a pair of"
},
{
"id": 1853,
"start": 4639.519,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "jeans at one time I was flying back from"
},
{
"id": 1854,
"start": 4640.959,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "South Africa and I was on the plane I"
},
{
"id": 1855,
"start": 4643.119,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "want I think my jeans smell yeah I could"
},
{
"id": 1856,
"start": 4645.669,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "smell my jeans and then I washed them"
},
{
"id": 1857,
"start": 4647.619,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "and I was like oh they're not that color"
},
{
"id": 1858,
"start": 4649.449,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "for real Oh old of these yeah yeah I"
},
{
"id": 1859,
"start": 4652.149,
"duration": 4.111,
"text": "think LeAnn is just really accepting of"
},
{
"id": 1860,
"start": 4654.699,
"duration": 3.181,
"text": "the fact that you're disgusting"
},
{
"id": 1861,
"start": 4656.26,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "my teeth my teeth are good right now"
},
{
"id": 1862,
"start": 4657.88,
"duration": 5.009,
"text": "brushed they're good because i know i"
},
{
"id": 1863,
"start": 4660.88,
"duration": 4.079,
"text": "don't i flossed old i'm gonna floss"
},
{
"id": 1864,
"start": 4662.889,
"duration": 3.871,
"text": "aggressively but more importantly i"
},
{
"id": 1865,
"start": 4664.959,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "Waterpik every day that's pretty good"
},
{
"id": 1866,
"start": 4666.76,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "that's good do you brush why not because"
},
{
"id": 1867,
"start": 4670.059,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "I know I already know I already know one"
},
{
"id": 1868,
"start": 4672.13,
"duration": 2.19,
"text": "time you go you would be and you were"
},
{
"id": 1869,
"start": 4673.329,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "talking you go hey why don't you get"
},
{
"id": 1870,
"start": 4674.32,
"duration": 2.429,
"text": "your teeth fixed what you go you have"
},
{
"id": 1871,
"start": 4676.389,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "money"
},
{
"id": 1872,
"start": 4676.749,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "just get your teeth whitened wait you"
},
{
"id": 1873,
"start": 4679.599,
"duration": 3.991,
"text": "have one brown one I have to do this"
},
{
"id": 1874,
"start": 4681.639,
"duration": 4.681,
"text": "about the top though thank you look good"
},
{
"id": 1875,
"start": 4683.59,
"duration": 4.949,
"text": "no they're okay no your teeth are good"
},
{
"id": 1876,
"start": 4686.32,
"duration": 5.279,
"text": "Burt I bet your beard smells like clean"
},
{
"id": 1877,
"start": 4688.539,
"duration": 6.35,
"text": "it smells like balls often yeah cuz I"
},
{
"id": 1878,
"start": 4691.599,
"duration": 3.29,
"text": "play with my balls and then I play my"
},
{
"id": 1879,
"start": 4695.309,
"duration": 3.52,
"text": "piano because I mean go have you been"
},
{
"id": 1880,
"start": 4697.479,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "playing with your dick today and I go"
},
{
"id": 1881,
"start": 4698.829,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "why he goes your face smells like balls"
},
{
"id": 1882,
"start": 4700.449,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "yeah one time you guide you're so gross"
},
{
"id": 1883,
"start": 4703.179,
"duration": 4.641,
"text": "one time you go I was on the phone with"
},
{
"id": 1884,
"start": 4705.369,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "you and you're at home you're like hey"
},
{
"id": 1885,
"start": 4707.82,
"duration": 4.659,
"text": "my finger smells real bad I was like wow"
},
{
"id": 1886,
"start": 4711.219,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "you're like it smells like [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1887,
"start": 4712.479,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "and I go what you touch and you're like"
},
{
"id": 1888,
"start": 4714.669,
"duration": 5.671,
"text": "I don't know and then you're like oh"
},
{
"id": 1889,
"start": 4717.309,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "yeah just got upset and I go wait me you"
},
{
"id": 1890,
"start": 4720.34,
"duration": 2.19,
"text": "don't know why your finger smells like"
},
{
"id": 1891,
"start": 4721.539,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "[ __ ] you go uh-huh"
},
{
"id": 1892,
"start": 4722.53,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "I go were you toying with your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1893,
"start": 4724.989,
"duration": 4.021,
"text": "and you go oh wow yeah yeah you don't"
},
{
"id": 1894,
"start": 4727.84,
"duration": 2.78,
"text": "hold on you don't play with your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1895,
"start": 4729.01,
"duration": 5.06,
"text": "sometimes in bed"
},
{
"id": 1896,
"start": 4730.62,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "what the [ __ ] bro here let me tell you"
},
{
"id": 1897,
"start": 4734.07,
"duration": 9.21,
"text": "what I do do I don't pilot my [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1898,
"start": 4736.89,
"duration": 8.28,
"text": "and ride off no here's what I know I"
},
{
"id": 1899,
"start": 4743.28,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "don't like but stuff I'm not into but"
},
{
"id": 1900,
"start": 4745.17,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "never had a finger in your butt I've had"
},
{
"id": 1901,
"start": 4746.7,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "a finger in my butt I don't like I'm not"
},
{
"id": 1902,
"start": 4748.68,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "it makes me feel like I have to brown"
},
{
"id": 1903,
"start": 4750.12,
"duration": 10.02,
"text": "and I don't like it these guys are Lewis"
},
{
"id": 1904,
"start": 4753.42,
"duration": 8.31,
"text": "and Clark who's I can ask you though you"
},
{
"id": 1905,
"start": 4760.14,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "put me I haven't had one in mind in a"
},
{
"id": 1906,
"start": 4761.73,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "long time that's not happen I'm afraid"
},
{
"id": 1907,
"start": 4764.04,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "of getting [ __ ] on my fingers that's"
},
{
"id": 1908,
"start": 4765.72,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "what happened I don't oh sorry I don't"
},
{
"id": 1909,
"start": 4767.55,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "bear scratch my B hole with my hands I"
},
{
"id": 1910,
"start": 4770.49,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "don't bear scratch my armpits I do it"
},
{
"id": 1911,
"start": 4773.16,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "over the clock I'll do it over"
},
{
"id": 1912,
"start": 4774.9,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "everywhere I don't do that then I'll"
},
{
"id": 1913,
"start": 4777.21,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "just change my clothes I'll just take"
},
{
"id": 1914,
"start": 4779.13,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "off the underwear I take off the shirt I"
},
{
"id": 1915,
"start": 4780.96,
"duration": 6.63,
"text": "usually oh my G that's with toilet paper"
},
{
"id": 1916,
"start": 4783.03,
"duration": 9.63,
"text": "yeah I will if we're being a hundred"
},
{
"id": 1917,
"start": 4787.59,
"duration": 8.31,
"text": "percent honest be honest I'll do an"
},
{
"id": 1918,
"start": 4792.66,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "investigatory yeah it to the [ __ ] and"
},
{
"id": 1919,
"start": 4795.9,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "if it's super wet yeah I'll go we need"
},
{
"id": 1920,
"start": 4799.17,
"duration": 4.61,
"text": "to we need to involve some toilet paper"
},
{
"id": 1921,
"start": 4800.85,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "in this one what they're not always go I"
},
{
"id": 1922,
"start": 4803.78,
"duration": 4.36,
"text": "smell every part of my body there's not"
},
{
"id": 1923,
"start": 4806.19,
"duration": 7.71,
"text": "one part of my body I don't smell this"
},
{
"id": 1924,
"start": 4808.14,
"duration": 8.61,
"text": "is wretched I have a pimple on my lip"
},
{
"id": 1925,
"start": 4813.9,
"duration": 5.22,
"text": "okay good thing guys spot Gore [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1926,
"start": 4816.75,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "hardcore by the way the hardcore fun"
},
{
"id": 1927,
"start": 4819.12,
"duration": 5.93,
"text": "shirt is now in our store it's at your"
},
{
"id": 1928,
"start": 4822.36,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "mom's house new item exclusive go to Tom"
},
{
"id": 1929,
"start": 4825.05,
"duration": 4.51,
"text": "Segura or emerge Metacom slash Tom"
},
{
"id": 1930,
"start": 4828.21,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "Segura I don't think I don't know if"
},
{
"id": 1931,
"start": 4829.56,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "it'll be up as a the recording of this"
},
{
"id": 1932,
"start": 4832.14,
"duration": 5.84,
"text": "but there's the new bike stuff there's"
},
{
"id": 1933,
"start": 4835.17,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "the new mousepad there's going to be a"
},
{
"id": 1934,
"start": 4837.98,
"duration": 4.66,
"text": "special water idea I always see you"
},
{
"id": 1935,
"start": 4840.6,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "variously yes and the writer guy tour"
},
{
"id": 1936,
"start": 4842.64,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "t-shirt is on sale too at this website"
},
{
"id": 1937,
"start": 4844.74,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "tom scarda"
},
{
"id": 1938,
"start": 4845.76,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "I like nice work I like the tour poster"
},
{
"id": 1939,
"start": 4848.61,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "I saw for the rider tour it's really"
},
{
"id": 1940,
"start": 4850.71,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "cool thank you they also had the the"
},
{
"id": 1941,
"start": 4852.75,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "overstock from the the last tour that I"
},
{
"id": 1942,
"start": 4855.09,
"duration": 5.4,
"text": "did the tour bus champ without taking a"
},
{
"id": 1943,
"start": 4858.48,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "[ __ ] in the corner that'll also be in"
},
{
"id": 1944,
"start": 4860.49,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "stores would so there's a poster that"
},
{
"id": 1945,
"start": 4863.19,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "this designer made he"
},
{
"id": 1946,
"start": 4864.33,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "he's awesome he listens to the show and"
},
{
"id": 1947,
"start": 4866.04,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "he designs posters for me he'll just"
},
{
"id": 1948,
"start": 4867.99,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "come up with things and he put this one"
},
{
"id": 1949,
"start": 4870.36,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "tour bus champ was the theme yeah he"
},
{
"id": 1950,
"start": 4872.37,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "puts the location and all this you know"
},
{
"id": 1951,
"start": 4874.32,
"duration": 4.34,
"text": "me on it and then right behind the bus"
},
{
"id": 1952,
"start": 4876.3,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "you were squatting taking a [ __ ] and"
},
{
"id": 1953,
"start": 4878.66,
"duration": 8.53,
"text": "that was like the people loved it"
},
{
"id": 1954,
"start": 4881.22,
"duration": 10.65,
"text": "they're like hey there's no binders yeah"
},
{
"id": 1955,
"start": 4887.19,
"duration": 8.57,
"text": "all right is it moist no it's my I'm I"
},
{
"id": 1956,
"start": 4891.87,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "shower about yours I shower Burt I"
},
{
"id": 1957,
"start": 4895.76,
"duration": 4.21,
"text": "shower every day are you talking about"
},
{
"id": 1958,
"start": 4898.68,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "it's also the one that turned me on to"
},
{
"id": 1959,
"start": 4899.97,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "that that's disgust if you were heads if"
},
{
"id": 1960,
"start": 4901.98,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "you don't like if you didn't shower and"
},
{
"id": 1961,
"start": 4903.09,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "you and you put on headsets yeah why"
},
{
"id": 1962,
"start": 4905.73,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "you'd be sweating there right these"
},
{
"id": 1963,
"start": 4907.44,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "headsets have a cloth and maybe they"
},
{
"id": 1964,
"start": 4909.33,
"duration": 6.57,
"text": "don't make you know what I mean they're"
},
{
"id": 1965,
"start": 4911.01,
"duration": 7.1,
"text": "not like sweaty oh really"
},
{
"id": 1966,
"start": 4915.9,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "Greg Fitzsimmons was there before you"
},
{
"id": 1967,
"start": 4918.11,
"duration": 5.95,
"text": "yeah"
},
{
"id": 1968,
"start": 4919.47,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "have you seen a blood wave the trailer"
},
{
"id": 1969,
"start": 4924.06,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "for blood wave know what's what the"
},
{
"id": 1970,
"start": 4925.35,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "Netflix doc No oh my god this is me play"
},
{
"id": 1971,
"start": 4928.83,
"duration": 9.18,
"text": "it yes turn it up turn it up this is"
},
{
"id": 1972,
"start": 4931.89,
"duration": 8.66,
"text": "pretty cool check this out there was a"
},
{
"id": 1973,
"start": 4938.01,
"duration": 6.06,
"text": "sudden string of violent hate crimes"
},
{
"id": 1974,
"start": 4940.55,
"duration": 5.26,
"text": "across America several high-profile"
},
{
"id": 1975,
"start": 4944.07,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "violent crimes have gripped the nation"
},
{
"id": 1976,
"start": 4945.81,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "these past few months around the same"
},
{
"id": 1977,
"start": 4948.33,
"duration": 6.43,
"text": "time a known fat and racist comedian"
},
{
"id": 1978,
"start": 4951.84,
"duration": 5.14,
"text": "that went on tour and a similar pattern"
},
{
"id": 1979,
"start": 4954.76,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "I just want to show you what a real tour"
},
{
"id": 1980,
"start": 4956.98,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "best champ does to hold down the title"
},
{
"id": 1981,
"start": 4959.26,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "from the shooting deaths of two African"
},
{
"id": 1982,
"start": 4961.51,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "Americans at a Kentucky supermarket to"
},
{
"id": 1983,
"start": 4963.73,
"duration": 5.48,
"text": "the killing of 11 worshippers at a"
},
{
"id": 1984,
"start": 4965.68,
"duration": 6.69,
"text": "Pittsburgh synagogue this documentary"
},
{
"id": 1985,
"start": 4969.21,
"duration": 5.41,
"text": "relation between boot crusher at Bay's"
},
{
"id": 1986,
"start": 4972.37,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "hate Grimes firm Charlotte Atlanta"
},
{
"id": 1987,
"start": 4974.62,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "Georgia is one of only five states"
},
{
"id": 1988,
"start": 4976.81,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "without a hate crime law right now I'm"
},
{
"id": 1989,
"start": 4979.66,
"duration": 4.73,
"text": "at the Hard Rock Live in Orlando we're"
},
{
"id": 1990,
"start": 4981.76,
"duration": 6.84,
"text": "seeing is that the bulk of these crimes"
},
{
"id": 1991,
"start": 4984.39,
"duration": 6.4,
"text": "are aimed at immigrants and Muslims a"
},
{
"id": 1992,
"start": 4988.6,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "man is still in jail tonight charged"
},
{
"id": 1993,
"start": 4990.79,
"duration": 3.449,
"text": "with a hate crime after police say he"
},
{
"id": 1994,
"start": 4992.5,
"duration": 6.989,
"text": "threatened to kill a woman in downtown"
},
{
"id": 1995,
"start": 4994.239,
"duration": 6.541,
"text": "Portland when Bert Kreischer stuffed a"
},
{
"id": 1996,
"start": 4999.489,
"duration": 7.411,
"text": "big hate-crimes"
},
{
"id": 1997,
"start": 5000.78,
"duration": 8.62,
"text": "a Netflix done so around 20 19 it's"
},
{
"id": 1998,
"start": 5006.9,
"duration": 8.26,
"text": "great work that's gotta be"
},
{
"id": 1999,
"start": 5009.4,
"duration": 7.68,
"text": "connected with them yeah you know it's"
},
{
"id": 2000,
"start": 5015.16,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "gonna become it's like it's gonna become"
},
{
"id": 2001,
"start": 5017.08,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "real news it's so point"
},
{
"id": 2002,
"start": 5019.69,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "oh this out of context is gonna [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2003,
"start": 5021.82,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "somebody up Oh out of context they will"
},
{
"id": 2004,
"start": 5024.19,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "believe it"
},
{
"id": 2005,
"start": 5024.94,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "we're gonna we're gonna drop these like"
},
{
"id": 2006,
"start": 5027.13,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "kind of everywhere you know I was like"
},
{
"id": 2007,
"start": 5028.6,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "that remember though there was a person"
},
{
"id": 2008,
"start": 5030.16,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "I was responsible for the synagogue"
},
{
"id": 2009,
"start": 5031.66,
"duration": 3.38,
"text": "shootings someone said that yeah I sent"
},
{
"id": 2010,
"start": 5034.45,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "it to you"
},
{
"id": 2011,
"start": 5035.04,
"duration": 4.57,
"text": "really long story I'm not getting into"
},
{
"id": 2012,
"start": 5037.42,
"duration": 4.22,
"text": "it yeah somebody tweeted you that not"
},
{
"id": 2013,
"start": 5039.61,
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"text": "don't let it change the [ __ ] subject"
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"id": 2014,
"start": 5041.64,
"duration": 3.52,
"text": "someone genuinely wrote an article"
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{
"id": 2015,
"start": 5043.78,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "saying I was responsible for those"
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{
"id": 2016,
"start": 5045.16,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "synagogue [ __ ] okay let's change the"
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{
"id": 2017,
"start": 5046.9,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "said I burped how often do you shower"
},
{
"id": 2018,
"start": 5049.63,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "freely in every day every day"
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{
"id": 2019,
"start": 5052,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "so every day yeah so this is the type of"
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{
"id": 2020,
"start": 5053.83,
"duration": 6.15,
"text": "guy again yeah yeah"
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"id": 2021,
"start": 5055.9,
"duration": 8.28,
"text": "I saw every day so we're talking about"
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"text": "these guys right Tom are you right Bert"
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"id": 2023,
"start": 5064.18,
"duration": 14.25,
"text": "is where Bridget Bridget they're way way"
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"id": 2024,
"start": 5070.06,
"duration": 11.25,
"text": "and rightwise slow right and so we can"
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"id": 2025,
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"text": "say that Bert is in what place is"
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"id": 2026,
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"duration": 7.19,
"text": "universe place second place he's in"
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"id": 2027,
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"duration": 5.82,
"text": "fourth row right Bert's in fourth place"
},
{
"id": 2028,
"start": 5088.5,
"duration": 5.38,
"text": "right so birds in fourth"
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{
"id": 2029,
"start": 5090.61,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "okay this is crazy yes I've never seen"
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"id": 2030,
"start": 5093.88,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "this yeah people are still learning"
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"id": 2031,
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"text": "about math and stuff like that based on"
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"id": 2032,
"start": 5098.17,
"duration": 7.35,
"text": "how fat burden by the way whoever just"
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{
"id": 2033,
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"duration": 8.46,
"text": "said that what are your [ __ ] laugh"
},
{
"id": 2034,
"start": 5105.52,
"duration": 6.84,
"text": "tracks back there no people sent that in"
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"id": 2035,
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"duration": 3.18,
"text": "a long time ago but apparently I've"
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"id": 2036,
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"duration": 5.28,
"text": "never seen this they're still sending no"
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"id": 2037,
"start": 5113.83,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "this one's new okay oh cool super"
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{
"id": 2038,
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"duration": 3.18,
"text": "excited keep playing the rest of it turn"
},
{
"id": 2039,
"start": 5119.56,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "up my volume in my head sighs I'm not"
},
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"id": 2040,
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"duration": 7.65,
"text": "hearing it clear enough so remind me"
},
{
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"duration": 11.24,
"text": "again whose first place Joe and then"
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"id": 2042,
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"duration": 4.82,
"text": "second are you second"
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{
"id": 2043,
"start": 5140.19,
"duration": 4.929,
"text": "it's laughing I don't know I think they"
},
{
"id": 2044,
"start": 5142.9,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "like your name I big kids like your name"
},
{
"id": 2045,
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"duration": 5.221,
"text": "yeah it's a fun name of a great man you"
},
{
"id": 2046,
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"duration": 4.08,
"text": "don't hear it a lot either no like Bert"
},
{
"id": 2047,
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"duration": 2.969,
"text": "and Ernie so is that some teacher that's"
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{
"id": 2048,
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"duration": 3.27,
"text": "just basically talking about the weight"
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{
"id": 2049,
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "loss challenge it's a teacher who's"
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"id": 2050,
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"duration": 3.691,
"text": "language teachers and like when they're"
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"text": "just trying to come up with sentences"
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{
"id": 2053,
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"duration": 3.9,
"text": "they'll just you know they'll throw in"
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"text": "something like and then what happens if"
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{
"id": 2055,
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"duration": 6,
"text": "you eat too much and then the kids go"
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"id": 2056,
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"duration": 7.409,
"text": "you get like Bert like that I don't know"
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"id": 2057,
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"duration": 7.56,
"text": "they just send it in I'm starting to"
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"id": 2058,
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"duration": 5.85,
"text": "understand this fake news thing there's"
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"id": 2059,
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"duration": 3.69,
"text": "people that come up to me after these"
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{
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"text": "shows that are massively overweight okay"
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"id": 2061,
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"text": "you fat [ __ ] yeah and you're like any"
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{
"id": 2062,
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"duration": 7.049,
"text": "like you're fatter than I am like I get"
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{
"id": 2063,
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"duration": 5.971,
"text": "that when they're like when it actually"
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"id": 2064,
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"text": "the only person who will say something"
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{
"id": 2065,
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"duration": 5.04,
"text": "to you like to my face yeah we'll be"
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{
"id": 2066,
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"duration": 5.31,
"text": "like a really fat guy oh yeah or the"
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"id": 2067,
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"duration": 5.429,
"text": "most abusive fat comment you're like"
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{
"id": 2068,
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"duration": 4.44,
"text": "who's this guy I'll be like 380 he's"
},
{
"id": 2069,
"start": 5204.639,
"duration": 5.67,
"text": "like hey you fat [ __ ] I blocked someone"
},
{
"id": 2070,
"start": 5206.349,
"duration": 6.361,
"text": "today you did yeah I don't mind iiiiii I"
},
{
"id": 2071,
"start": 5210.309,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "get I can I have this probably the"
},
{
"id": 2072,
"start": 5212.71,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "thicker skin out of most of the comics"
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{
"id": 2073,
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"duration": 3.361,
"text": "out there I get I can take a joke and"
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"id": 2074,
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "I'm fine with it and I get I can"
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"duration": 3.299,
"text": "understand an attempt at a joke to fall"
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"id": 2076,
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"text": "short I understand that it's they're not"
},
{
"id": 2077,
"start": 5221.739,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "bros at it I've fallen short but"
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{
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"text": "sometimes you give guys would just say"
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{
"id": 2079,
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"duration": 3.091,
"text": "mean [ __ ]"
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{
"id": 2080,
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"duration": 3.509,
"text": "yeah and I'll take it if you like I mean"
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{
"id": 2081,
"start": 5228.25,
"duration": 2.639,
"text": "I'll be like you know if the guy follows"
},
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"id": 2082,
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"duration": 2.61,
"text": "me I know he's trying to be funny if you"
},
{
"id": 2083,
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"duration": 2.341,
"text": "don't follow me I'm like sorry man"
},
{
"id": 2084,
"start": 5232.059,
"duration": 1.68,
"text": "that's not how it works you get [ __ ]"
},
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"id": 2085,
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"duration": 3.9,
"text": "blocked"
},
{
"id": 2086,
"start": 5233.739,
"duration": 4.771,
"text": "ya get suck a dick or if like I block"
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{
"id": 2087,
"start": 5237.13,
"duration": 2.73,
"text": "people because they said way too much"
},
{
"id": 2088,
"start": 5238.51,
"duration": 3.419,
"text": "mean [ __ ] about you and I'm like oh no"
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{
"id": 2089,
"start": 5239.86,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "he's my friend and I like him more than"
},
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"id": 2090,
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"duration": 4.741,
"text": "I like you now I'm blocking you I've got"
},
{
"id": 2091,
"start": 5244.21,
"duration": 4.349,
"text": "a lot of people on Instagram for the"
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"id": 2092,
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"duration": 3.029,
"text": "comment oh I've blocked a lot of people"
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{
"id": 2093,
"start": 5248.559,
"duration": 3.151,
"text": "on Instagram we just get all my thing"
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"id": 2094,
"start": 5249.699,
"duration": 3.451,
"text": "and start fights with people and just"
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{
"id": 2095,
"start": 5251.71,
"duration": 3,
"text": "but they're trying to do like an inside"
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"text": "joke but they're legit starting fights I"
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"text": "just go man you can't play anymore yeah"
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"id": 2098,
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"duration": 3.029,
"text": "you got to understand the nuance of it"
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"id": 2099,
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"text": "you got to get have a sense of humor"
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"id": 2100,
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"text": "about it at least yeah I agree I don't"
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"id": 2101,
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"duration": 3.21,
"text": "like I don't like the super abusive"
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"id": 2102,
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"duration": 3.841,
"text": "stuff yeah like her if I post a picture"
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{
"id": 2103,
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "of my family and they go"
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"id": 2104,
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"duration": 6.75,
"text": "they say like really horrible [ __ ] about"
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"id": 2105,
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"text": "like whatever I'm just like yeah you're"
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"id": 2106,
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"text": "not gonna play yeah but and I think"
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"duration": 3.03,
"text": "that's the right we have is to say hey"
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"id": 2108,
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"duration": 2.819,
"text": "I'm not gonna put I remember when when"
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"id": 2109,
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"duration": 3.27,
"text": "we did first to the fat shaming at the"
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"text": "very beginning there were people that"
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"text": "did not wood weren't in on the joke they"
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"duration": 2.849,
"text": "weren't getting it at first yeah and"
},
{
"id": 2113,
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"duration": 2.97,
"text": "they were picking sides for real [ __ ]"
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{
"id": 2114,
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"duration": 2.73,
"text": "Bert I [ __ ] hate that guy"
},
{
"id": 2115,
"start": 5288.429,
"duration": 2.491,
"text": "he laughs at his own jokes he's a"
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"id": 2116,
"start": 5289.689,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "[ __ ] fat for he's nothing you don't"
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{
"id": 2117,
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"duration": 3.179,
"text": "have a Netflix special little [ __ ] is he"
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{
"id": 2118,
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"duration": 2.88,
"text": "anyway he's just some guy from tribal"
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"id": 2119,
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"duration": 3.301,
"text": "channeling you I remember you going like"
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"duration": 3.39,
"text": "oh he's blocked in your [ __ ] self"
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{
"id": 2121,
"start": 5297.4,
"duration": 3,
"text": "yeah no I don't I don't like the really"
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{
"id": 2122,
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"duration": 3.54,
"text": "mean stuff I thought there's like a"
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"text": "circle of people that we kind of like"
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"id": 2124,
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"duration": 15,
"text": "Bert's not racist guys oh yeah we put"
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"text": "him in World War 2 footage I didn't"
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{
"id": 2126,
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"duration": 13.201,
"text": "think I'd have to say that's not real"
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"text": "Bert's not a Nazi do you realize that"
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"text": "that was an off-the-cuff comment though"
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"text": "this started it you were just sitting"
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"text": "down we were promoting it was a first"
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"id": 2132,
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"text": "and we just paused like what's another"
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"id": 2133,
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"text": "bad thing to say super on apology regs"
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"id": 2134,
"start": 5345.82,
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"text": "the racist guy and like that was it yeah"
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"id": 2135,
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"duration": 3.75,
"text": "beginning of it we got to get a new"
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"id": 2136,
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"duration": 4.23,
"text": "thing going what do you want to be the"
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"duration": 5.911,
"text": "best looking comedy and comedy guy with"
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"id": 2138,
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"text": "the biggest dick smelliest balls no I"
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"id": 2139,
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"duration": 7.739,
"text": "don't mind that grossest poor hygiene"
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{
"id": 2140,
"start": 5362.729,
"duration": 5.87,
"text": "link brighter more exciting let's say"
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{
"id": 2141,
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"duration": 7.541,
"text": "stage presence"
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{
"id": 2142,
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"text": "charged with rape but never too late"
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{
"id": 2143,
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"duration": 3.63,
"text": "someone's already done that are they"
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{
"id": 2144,
"start": 5374.659,
"duration": 5.011,
"text": "dead yeah some [ __ ] guy used to be my"
},
{
"id": 2145,
"start": 5376.94,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "friend did that what yeah yeah I'm gonna"
},
{
"id": 2146,
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"duration": 6.42,
"text": "face me all right this is poor by the"
},
{
"id": 2147,
"start": 5381.86,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "way you maniac yeah so your tour is a"
},
{
"id": 2148,
"start": 5386.09,
"duration": 3.509,
"text": "huge success probably bigger than you"
},
{
"id": 2149,
"start": 5388.4,
"duration": 3.449,
"text": "ever thought it would be bigger than"
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{
"id": 2150,
"start": 5389.599,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "ever thought of you and everywhere"
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{
"id": 2151,
"start": 5391.849,
"duration": 5.191,
"text": "you're adding shows you [ __ ] touring"
},
{
"id": 2152,
"start": 5394.099,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "every week like a psycho yeah when so"
},
{
"id": 2153,
"start": 5397.04,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "when are you uh what's what's the next"
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{
"id": 2154,
"start": 5399.349,
"duration": 4.441,
"text": "stops were you that you want people to"
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{
"id": 2155,
"start": 5401.9,
"duration": 5.239,
"text": "come to where you gonna be I know you"
},
{
"id": 2156,
"start": 5403.79,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "have everything but I think no I think I"
},
{
"id": 2157,
"start": 5407.139,
"duration": 3.161,
"text": "everything's sold but you know there's"
},
{
"id": 2158,
"start": 5408.98,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "always like single tickets there's"
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"id": 2159,
"start": 5410.3,
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"text": "always available tickets so like on on"
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"id": 2160,
"start": 5412.31,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "their second shows there's always like"
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"id": 2161,
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"text": "you know like a 2 packet somewhere um"
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"duration": 6.679,
"text": "I'm in New Orleans this week Austin"
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"id": 2163,
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"text": "Dallas and then and then I do like"
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{
"id": 2164,
"start": 5423.159,
"duration": 5.321,
"text": "Jersey Philly DC and then that run of"
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"id": 2165,
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"duration": 3.39,
"text": "the middle middle middle of the country"
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{
"id": 2166,
"start": 5428.48,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "and then I'm in and I'm in Australia and"
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"text": "Europe yeah yeah thanks Europe's already"
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{
"id": 2168,
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"text": "sold out and then Australia has got open"
},
{
"id": 2169,
"start": 5434.48,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "tickets I think but that's like [ __ ]"
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{
"id": 2170,
"start": 5435.949,
"duration": 2.611,
"text": "three-month four months away that's"
},
{
"id": 2171,
"start": 5437.42,
"duration": 3.029,
"text": "great were you ever gonna do Australia"
},
{
"id": 2172,
"start": 5438.56,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "yeah we're talking right now for real"
},
{
"id": 2173,
"start": 5440.449,
"duration": 4.141,
"text": "yeah the main thing is I didn't want to"
},
{
"id": 2174,
"start": 5442.19,
"duration": 3.719,
"text": "announce it way ahead of time I was like"
},
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"id": 2175,
"start": 5444.59,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "you can't put me in a position where I"
},
{
"id": 2176,
"start": 5445.909,
"duration": 4.471,
"text": "get [ __ ] so we have to announce it"
},
{
"id": 2177,
"start": 5448.429,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "closer to the date so what we want it'll"
},
{
"id": 2178,
"start": 5450.38,
"duration": 4.799,
"text": "be well I mean it would I would announce"
},
{
"id": 2179,
"start": 5452.449,
"duration": 9.241,
"text": "it later in the year this will be later"
},
{
"id": 2180,
"start": 5455.179,
"duration": 7.77,
"text": "in the year every available yeah sure"
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"duration": 2.46,
"text": "yeah you know you got to do when they go"
},
{
"id": 2182,
"start": 5462.949,
"duration": 2.581,
"text": "ladies and gentlemen put your hands"
},
{
"id": 2183,
"start": 5464.15,
"duration": 6.21,
"text": "together for Tom Segura and don't walk"
},
{
"id": 2184,
"start": 5465.53,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "out onstage for 15 minutes you've"
},
{
"id": 2185,
"start": 5470.36,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "demonstrated with Joe though right and I"
},
{
"id": 2186,
"start": 5472.34,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "did the Melbourne Comedy Festival"
},
{
"id": 2187,
"start": 5474.26,
"duration": 4.649,
"text": "hey what's gonna be our sober October"
},
{
"id": 2188,
"start": 5476.15,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "challenges here I don't know think about"
},
{
"id": 2189,
"start": 5478.909,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "it now so we're not thinking over the"
},
{
"id": 2190,
"start": 5480.32,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "last minute we're not doing the surf"
},
{
"id": 2191,
"start": 5481.849,
"duration": 3.991,
"text": "thing I mean I don't know how he would"
},
{
"id": 2192,
"start": 5483.86,
"duration": 7.41,
"text": "yeah I know plus it's October scummy"
},
{
"id": 2193,
"start": 5485.84,
"duration": 9.39,
"text": "cold as [ __ ] yeah it's really cold how"
},
{
"id": 2194,
"start": 5491.27,
"duration": 7.42,
"text": "about we eat to raise a wolf we all"
},
{
"id": 2195,
"start": 5495.23,
"duration": 5.83,
"text": "children that's a great idea Bert"
},
{
"id": 2196,
"start": 5498.69,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "I'm trying to plan my touring around it"
},
{
"id": 2197,
"start": 5501.06,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "because I don't want to be touring too"
},
{
"id": 2198,
"start": 5502.2,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "aggressively in October yeah you did not"
},
{
"id": 2199,
"start": 5504.27,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "do well if you did that yeah and that's"
},
{
"id": 2200,
"start": 5505.95,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "right now I'm I would they want me to go"
},
{
"id": 2201,
"start": 5507.57,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "out every single weekend in October I"
},
{
"id": 2202,
"start": 5509.22,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "don't like I can't I can't I was sober"
},
{
"id": 2203,
"start": 5511.32,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "October's too much fun I want to be"
},
{
"id": 2204,
"start": 5513.03,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "present for it I want to be here I want"
},
{
"id": 2205,
"start": 5514.8,
"duration": 3.15,
"text": "to do something where we all do it"
},
{
"id": 2206,
"start": 5515.91,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "together like we did hot yoga where it's"
},
{
"id": 2207,
"start": 5517.95,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "bringing together how's gonna say the"
},
{
"id": 2208,
"start": 5519.24,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "first one was better the first one was"
},
{
"id": 2209,
"start": 5520.89,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "better the competition got intense and"
},
{
"id": 2210,
"start": 5522.78,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "the only person I mad I didn't even talk"
},
{
"id": 2211,
"start": 5525.3,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "to Ari I couldn't even talk to Ari cuz"
},
{
"id": 2212,
"start": 5526.68,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "he was so competitive about it about"
},
{
"id": 2213,
"start": 5528.81,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "this year's yeah this year's or whatever"
},
{
"id": 2214,
"start": 5530.64,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "and I didn't talk to Joe once a we'd all"
},
{
"id": 2215,
"start": 5532.32,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "be in our text file only person I ever"
},
{
"id": 2216,
"start": 5534.12,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "spoke to was you yeah like I want to do"
},
{
"id": 2217,
"start": 5536.22,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "something his clothes of kidneys were"
},
{
"id": 2218,
"start": 5537.78,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "shutting down like he was doing stupid"
},
{
"id": 2219,
"start": 5540.27,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "[ __ ] we can't do that we talked about it"
},
{
"id": 2220,
"start": 5542.34,
"duration": 2.46,
"text": "last night and he was like it's good to"
},
{
"id": 2221,
"start": 5543.69,
"duration": 3,
"text": "know I still get that part of my brain"
},
{
"id": 2222,
"start": 5544.8,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "around where he's like ah"
},
{
"id": 2223,
"start": 5546.69,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "oh it's survival mode let's [ __ ] go"
},
{
"id": 2224,
"start": 5548.91,
"duration": 2.69,
"text": "and I was like yeah that my brain didn't"
},
{
"id": 2225,
"start": 5550.44,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "do that at all"
},
{
"id": 2226,
"start": 5551.6,
"duration": 5.26,
"text": "what don't like that mark did it bother"
},
{
"id": 2227,
"start": 5554.1,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "you what when we did sober October yeah"
},
{
"id": 2228,
"start": 5556.86,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "it's stupid I think it's horrible and it"
},
{
"id": 2229,
"start": 5559.05,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "ruins our family life it puts a wrench"
},
{
"id": 2230,
"start": 5561.51,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "in every wow she sounds like LeAnn hard"
},
{
"id": 2231,
"start": 5564.42,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "[ __ ] core really yeah because we're"
},
{
"id": 2232,
"start": 5566.82,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "the other half to the sober October in"
},
{
"id": 2233,
"start": 5569.01,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "fact I think she and I should do a"
},
{
"id": 2234,
"start": 5570.39,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "podcast when you guys are doing sober"
},
{
"id": 2235,
"start": 5572.04,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "October so we can let people know how"
},
{
"id": 2236,
"start": 5574.44,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "much it wreaks havoc on everybody to get"
},
{
"id": 2237,
"start": 5576.57,
"duration": 5.9,
"text": "our wives to see which it which wife"
},
{
"id": 2238,
"start": 5578.79,
"duration": 3.68,
"text": "could milk the most semen out of us"
},
{
"id": 2239,
"start": 5582.5,
"duration": 4.09,
"text": "that's a good challenge"
},
{
"id": 2240,
"start": 5584.37,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "that's a great job I like that hey"
},
{
"id": 2241,
"start": 5586.59,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "someone dropped the artworks over"
},
{
"id": 2242,
"start": 5588.09,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "October milk the men the milkman jealous"
},
{
"id": 2243,
"start": 5591.3,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "I like this one well Ari needs a milker"
},
{
"id": 2244,
"start": 5593.25,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "he doesn't he'll find a few yeah he's"
},
{
"id": 2245,
"start": 5595.89,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "got some 25 year old hippie that makes"
},
{
"id": 2246,
"start": 5597.51,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "patchouli in New York yeah who doesn't"
},
{
"id": 2247,
"start": 5599.76,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "know what is through a table you know"
},
{
"id": 2248,
"start": 5602.04,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "yeah be fine let's see what can you guys"
},
{
"id": 2249,
"start": 5604.65,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "do that's inclusive and fun and because"
},
{
"id": 2250,
"start": 5607.23,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "I think you're right"
},
{
"id": 2251,
"start": 5608.22,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "the solo nature of the last one wasn't"
},
{
"id": 2252,
"start": 5610.47,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "fun because he wasn't enjoyable"
},
{
"id": 2253,
"start": 5612.45,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "it was interesting it's a good journey"
},
{
"id": 2254,
"start": 5614.64,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "but it wasn't it wasn't you know what"
},
{
"id": 2255,
"start": 5616.71,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "here's the thing about the hot yoga it"
},
{
"id": 2256,
"start": 5618.75,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "kind of sucks it is doable it's about"
},
{
"id": 2257,
"start": 5621.96,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "going there what if it was more like"
},
{
"id": 2258,
"start": 5624.03,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "yeah like at spin class kind of thing"
},
{
"id": 2259,
"start": 5626.43,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "like that sucks Michael but you don't"
},
{
"id": 2260,
"start": 5629.64,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "want to go [ __ ] 15 times in a month"
},
{
"id": 2261,
"start": 5632.04,
"duration": 2.16,
"text": "you know"
},
{
"id": 2262,
"start": 5632.4,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "or what if we paired up with I mean I I"
},
{
"id": 2263,
"start": 5634.2,
"duration": 3,
"text": "think all of us are pretty"
},
{
"id": 2264,
"start": 5635.25,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "anti-corporate but what if we did pair"
},
{
"id": 2265,
"start": 5637.2,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "up with a big corporation to do"
},
{
"id": 2266,
"start": 5639.15,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "something of theirs so we could I don't"
},
{
"id": 2267,
"start": 5642.66,
"duration": 2.13,
"text": "know I mean we're already gonna lose"
},
{
"id": 2268,
"start": 5643.71,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "jokes he's like we're not gonna all"
},
{
"id": 2269,
"start": 5644.79,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "financially benefit officer I've worked"
},
{
"id": 2270,
"start": 5646.11,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "over I think part of the fun of it is"
},
{
"id": 2271,
"start": 5647.19,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "that it's organic you know yeah I mean"
},
{
"id": 2272,
"start": 5650.22,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "going like I think going to the like"
},
{
"id": 2273,
"start": 5651.93,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "making yourself go to the class and"
},
{
"id": 2274,
"start": 5653.46,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "knowing that you can miss a day but man"
},
{
"id": 2275,
"start": 5655.68,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "you better not miss too many that made"
},
{
"id": 2276,
"start": 5657.27,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "it interesting to me yeah I liked I mean"
},
{
"id": 2277,
"start": 5660.06,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "when are you like when we were in"
},
{
"id": 2278,
"start": 5661.83,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "Arizona and Artie was like hey we gotta"
},
{
"id": 2279,
"start": 5663.63,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "go we gotta go we have a hot yoga class"
},
{
"id": 2280,
"start": 5665.61,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "at 5:00 and then we're doing a show at"
},
{
"id": 2281,
"start": 5667.32,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "8:00 it was kind of fun to dip out go do"
},
{
"id": 2282,
"start": 5669.48,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "hot yoga did you already do that week"
},
{
"id": 2283,
"start": 5671.46,
"duration": 1.83,
"text": "with him"
},
{
"id": 2284,
"start": 5671.97,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "well then you guys weren't you guys"
},
{
"id": 2285,
"start": 5673.29,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "gonna do something like where were"
},
{
"id": 2286,
"start": 5674.49,
"duration": 3,
"text": "taught Utah he did it yeah how was it it"
},
{
"id": 2287,
"start": 5676.83,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "was great"
},
{
"id": 2288,
"start": 5677.49,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "Arya's [ __ ] hilarious to watch ski"
},
{
"id": 2289,
"start": 5680.79,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "really is the ugliest skier you've ever"
},
{
"id": 2290,
"start": 5683.37,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "seen in your life he is first of all"
},
{
"id": 2291,
"start": 5685.71,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "he's taller and lankier than anyone out"
},
{
"id": 2292,
"start": 5688.53,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "there he dresses like he's a child"
},
{
"id": 2293,
"start": 5690.57,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "he has like stars and stripes pants a"
},
{
"id": 2294,
"start": 5693.09,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "dirk nowitzki jersey on he covers his"
},
{
"id": 2295,
"start": 5696.45,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "face all in black so it looks like he's"
},
{
"id": 2296,
"start": 5698.25,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "like one of those GI Joe men yeah and"
},
{
"id": 2297,
"start": 5700.17,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "then he skis like a pizza pie whereas he"
},
{
"id": 2298,
"start": 5703.83,
"duration": 6.11,
"text": "just snow plows whole time but he goes"
},
{
"id": 2299,
"start": 5706.05,
"duration": 8.19,
"text": "60 miles an hour snow plowing like it's"
},
{
"id": 2300,
"start": 5709.94,
"duration": 5.44,
"text": "disgusting yeah but he it was a fun week"
},
{
"id": 2301,
"start": 5714.24,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "oh man all we did was talk [ __ ] about"
},
{
"id": 2302,
"start": 5715.38,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "comedy really oh that's your favorite"
},
{
"id": 2303,
"start": 5718.35,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "thing to do the 100% you that's yours"
},
{
"id": 2304,
"start": 5720.57,
"duration": 6,
"text": "too not as much as you I enjoy watching"
},
{
"id": 2305,
"start": 5723.45,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "you gossip more than anything we like"
},
{
"id": 2306,
"start": 5726.57,
"duration": 4.49,
"text": "gossiping gossip Tamilians yeah but we I"
},
{
"id": 2307,
"start": 5729.18,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "mean I do you think you're like you"
},
{
"id": 2308,
"start": 5731.06,
"duration": 4.84,
"text": "enhance it for me I get into it I get"
},
{
"id": 2309,
"start": 5733.89,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "into it I like to punch up yes it's fun"
},
{
"id": 2310,
"start": 5735.9,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "to watch you get excited about a target"
},
{
"id": 2311,
"start": 5737.97,
"duration": 5.4,
"text": "oh dude when we went down this blue run"
},
{
"id": 2312,
"start": 5741.48,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "it's called boomer and in the middle of"
},
{
"id": 2313,
"start": 5743.37,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "boomer in Salt Lake City there's a bar"
},
{
"id": 2314,
"start": 5745.11,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "and we went down we've been skiing like"
},
{
"id": 2315,
"start": 5747.06,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "half the day but like maybe five runs we"
},
{
"id": 2316,
"start": 5749.13,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "get to this bar boomer and we sit down"
},
{
"id": 2317,
"start": 5750.48,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "when again we want a beer we want a beer"
},
{
"id": 2318,
"start": 5751.89,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "and then something pops up on the"
},
{
"id": 2319,
"start": 5753.6,
"duration": 2.99,
"text": "internet and now someone's like dude"
},
{
"id": 2320,
"start": 5755.13,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "have you seen this and all of a sudden"
},
{
"id": 2321,
"start": 5756.59,
"duration": 4.99,
"text": "we're it boom worth this bar for two"
},
{
"id": 2322,
"start": 5759.24,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "hours and then at one point we're like"
},
{
"id": 2323,
"start": 5761.58,
"duration": 1.98,
"text": "[ __ ] you just want to ski down to the"
},
{
"id": 2324,
"start": 5762.63,
"duration": 3.17,
"text": "bottom you're drunk and finish this"
},
{
"id": 2325,
"start": 5763.56,
"duration": 2.24,
"text": "conversation"
},
{
"id": 2326,
"start": 5766.11,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "it sounds like a lot of fun dude I have"
},
{
"id": 2327,
"start": 5768.63,
"duration": 5.49,
"text": "I I could talk about comedy for days oh"
},
{
"id": 2328,
"start": 5771.75,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "I know I love it I know what you do"
},
{
"id": 2329,
"start": 5774.12,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "sexting no just keeping up with stuff"
},
{
"id": 2330,
"start": 5776.58,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "don't worry what are you texting them"
},
{
"id": 2331,
"start": 5777.78,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "for don't worry I'm texting their laugh"
},
{
"id": 2332,
"start": 5779.61,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "track no I mean laugh track I hear them"
},
{
"id": 2333,
"start": 5782.49,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "cackling in there they're laughing at"
},
{
"id": 2334,
"start": 5784.74,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "moments they want to let they don't do"
},
{
"id": 2335,
"start": 5786.03,
"duration": 2.67,
"text": "you think I'm instructing them but that"
},
{
"id": 2336,
"start": 5787.32,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "was a legit laugh track when I was"
},
{
"id": 2337,
"start": 5788.7,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "outside was another [ __ ] cackle it"
},
{
"id": 2338,
"start": 5791.58,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "you hear it again but that's that's just"
},
{
"id": 2339,
"start": 5793.86,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "him why does he have the [ __ ] mask on"
},
{
"id": 2340,
"start": 5795.72,
"duration": 8.88,
"text": "his face he's oh he's blast kinase oh"
},
{
"id": 2341,
"start": 5798.48,
"duration": 10.08,
"text": "sweet didn't want me to know I got"
},
{
"id": 2342,
"start": 5804.6,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "friends coming you mind covering up yeah"
},
{
"id": 2343,
"start": 5808.56,
"duration": 4.31,
"text": "no problem"
},
{
"id": 2344,
"start": 5809.7,
"duration": 7.05,
"text": "you got it legit set here I am yeah"
},
{
"id": 2345,
"start": 5812.87,
"duration": 5.47,
"text": "you've seen it well not one McDonald's"
},
{
"id": 2346,
"start": 5816.75,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "are sponsoring because when they gave us"
},
{
"id": 2347,
"start": 5818.34,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "they gave us 2.3 million dollars and"
},
{
"id": 2348,
"start": 5820.11,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "they were like if you paint the set or"
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"duration": 4.65,
"text": "food to go all green and white yeah that"
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"text": "are you a stake in the middle be awesome"
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"text": "sit on the sidewalk outside the theater"
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"duration": 3.21,
"text": "it is that you all of us I go then I'm"
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},
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"text": "sure hilarious and then your meats ready"
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"text": "bigger great you're a girl today where"
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},
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"duration": 3.63,
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},
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"duration": 5.76,
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"duration": 3.66,
"text": "I'll say this by the way you hundred"
},
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"id": 2419,
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"duration": 4.1,
"text": "percent true I've always told people"
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"duration": 4.62,
"text": "this you're gonna excellent cook oh"
},
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"duration": 4.78,
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"duration": 4.891,
"text": "yeah I was I would look at going to your"
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"duration": 3.391,
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"id": 2428,
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"text": "home from college I'm gonna have some"
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{
"id": 2429,
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"text": "good food oh yeah who would cook feasts"
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"id": 2430,
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"text": "oh man those days are the best those"
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"duration": 5.099,
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"duration": 8.4,
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{
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"duration": 3.99,
"text": "running around she just looked at me and"
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"duration": 4.92,
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"text": "yeah that was one good time but those"
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{
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"id": 2455,
"start": 6073.349,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "guys came over and Stroupe was like hey"
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"duration": 3.87,
"text": "uh your bonuses how do you want it in"
},
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"id": 2457,
"start": 6077.369,
"duration": 4.471,
"text": "cash or in the cheque I was like I'll"
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"start": 6079.139,
"duration": 4.261,
"text": "give it cash and he gave me like six"
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"duration": 3.06,
"text": "thousand dollars in cash and I was like"
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"id": 2461,
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"duration": 2.489,
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"duration": 3.27,
"text": "Isla she was on the ground and I was"
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"id": 2463,
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"duration": 3.931,
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"text": "dollars in cash and you were like holy"
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"duration": 4.441,
"text": "[ __ ] I was like I know you believe this"
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"duration": 5.34,
"text": "that's good I look back to those times"
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"duration": 5.94,
"text": "so fondly because it was like even like"
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"duration": 3.75,
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"text": "yeah like we were in the car and you're"
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"text": "like yeah this is such like some wrong"
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"id": 2473,
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"duration": 2.64,
"text": "there's something you think that if you"
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"duration": 2.25,
"text": "don't if you only know Tom for this"
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"id": 2477,
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"duration": 4.951,
"text": "he me and him are very similar in that"
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"duration": 5.82,
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"duration": 4.58,
"text": "joke like this oh yeah yeah that face"
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"text": "all yeah but"
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"text": "and there's another part of him where he"
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"text": "like will like it's almost like like a"
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"duration": 3.32,
"text": "child where he looks at you and that you"
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"id": 2484,
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"duration": 3.48,
"text": "can tell he's got a thought he's against"
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"id": 2485,
"start": 6132.55,
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"text": "you burp a lot"
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"text": "I was like huh he's a here you've burped"
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"text": "like a hundred times in this car ride I"
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"text": "was like no I don't and you're like no"
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"id": 2489,
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"duration": 3.78,
"text": "no you actually do yeah and then I"
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"id": 2490,
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"text": "started going goddamnit I do burp a lot"
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"id": 2491,
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"duration": 4.08,
"text": "yeah and then the next thing was I saw"
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"text": "him like a week later he was like guess"
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},
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"duration": 4.27,
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"text": "burping lot and then I was thinking"
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"id": 2497,
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"text": "about I'm talking about to him and I"
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"text": "definitely have like some acid reflux"
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"text": "well I was burping I didn't realize you"
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"text": "even drinking we were just in the car"
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"text": "yeah and I was burping like a lot and"
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"id": 2505,
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"duration": 3.54,
"text": "big thing like if I make something"
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"id": 2506,
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"duration": 8.85,
"text": "watch them take a bite I'll go you also"
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"text": "by the way aside from you yeah"
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"text": "me my whole life they're like God you"
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"id": 2511,
"start": 6195.32,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "slow down I was gonna say that look Bert"
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"id": 2512,
"start": 6199.46,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "made me feel like that I was a slow"
},
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"text": "eater"
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"id": 2514,
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"duration": 3.27,
"text": "oh yeah like he'd eat a steak and four"
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"id": 2515,
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"text": "bites I was like are you all right he's"
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"duration": 5.04,
"text": "like what dude that should be I sweat"
},
{
"id": 2517,
"start": 6208.79,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "when I eat yeah no he's"
},
{
"id": 2518,
"start": 6210.74,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "you're a fast eater no I don't know if"
},
{
"id": 2519,
"start": 6212.6,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "you can do quantity but I know that you"
},
{
"id": 2520,
"start": 6214.79,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "can do speed can we incorporate this and"
},
{
"id": 2521,
"start": 6216.8,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "so broad cover maybe you're saying"
},
{
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"start": 6218.15,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "summer but can you start eating faster"
},
{
"id": 2523,
"start": 6220.04,
"duration": 5.33,
"text": "what I like that eating faster I don't"
},
{
"id": 2524,
"start": 6222.86,
"duration": 6.6,
"text": "mean faster eating contests"
},
{
"id": 2525,
"start": 6225.37,
"duration": 5.32,
"text": "I could eat can't get [ __ ] up we're"
},
{
"id": 2526,
"start": 6229.46,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "gonna lose Joel on an eating contest"
},
{
"id": 2527,
"start": 6230.69,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "gets fatter on October yeah you just get"
},
{
"id": 2528,
"start": 6233.09,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "the fattest that's not we got to make it"
},
{
"id": 2529,
"start": 6235.49,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "something that's no yeah he would"
},
{
"id": 2530,
"start": 6237.95,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "definitely although he would just take"
},
{
"id": 2531,
"start": 6239.45,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "it to the next level and gain a hundred"
},
{
"id": 2532,
"start": 6240.53,
"duration": 6.63,
"text": "values it this week"
},
{
"id": 2533,
"start": 6243.23,
"duration": 7.83,
"text": "yes I'll lose aroma jog yeah we need it"
},
{
"id": 2534,
"start": 6247.16,
"duration": 6.12,
"text": "to be something that is folds and easy"
},
{
"id": 2535,
"start": 6251.06,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "to Joe in ari's life but makes it fun"
},
{
"id": 2536,
"start": 6253.28,
"duration": 2.19,
"text": "for our family so which we're not you"
},
{
"id": 2537,
"start": 6254.93,
"duration": 2.1,
"text": "know what I mean"
},
{
"id": 2538,
"start": 6255.47,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "good luck yeah"
},
{
"id": 2539,
"start": 6257.03,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "oh there it is oh those are not the"
},
{
"id": 2540,
"start": 6259.73,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "person talk no no I know I did a"
},
{
"id": 2541,
"start": 6261.35,
"duration": 2.28,
"text": "different on purpose I was almost doing"
},
{
"id": 2542,
"start": 6262.85,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "the regular ones"
},
{
"id": 2543,
"start": 6263.63,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "what do you why do you think have you"
},
{
"id": 2544,
"start": 6265.34,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "always been a fast eater a very my dad"
},
{
"id": 2545,
"start": 6267.44,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "was a fast eater and so I looked at it's"
},
{
"id": 2546,
"start": 6268.73,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "like a rite of manhood and you'd be fast"
},
{
"id": 2547,
"start": 6271.01,
"duration": 6.15,
"text": "and that's how a man active really do I"
},
{
"id": 2548,
"start": 6273.65,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "eat horrifically fast how how he's"
},
{
"id": 2549,
"start": 6277.16,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "really fast too"
},
{
"id": 2550,
"start": 6277.94,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "my dad eats real fast yeah like like I'm"
},
{
"id": 2551,
"start": 6281.51,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "like a shark like I I literally my eyes"
},
{
"id": 2552,
"start": 6284.42,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "go back in my head and I just and I just"
},
{
"id": 2553,
"start": 6286.64,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "can't stop I see I don't know how to"
},
{
"id": 2554,
"start": 6289.16,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "feel like do you do the thing it's this"
},
{
"id": 2555,
"start": 6290.84,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "a super fat person thing where you're"
},
{
"id": 2556,
"start": 6292.37,
"duration": 6.96,
"text": "like well like even it's really good but"
},
{
"id": 2557,
"start": 6296.42,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "I'm totally full but like I can't not"
},
{
"id": 2558,
"start": 6299.33,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "eat everything right and then you're"
},
{
"id": 2559,
"start": 6300.8,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "like right us really hurts and you still"
},
{
"id": 2560,
"start": 6303.14,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "like keep eating you're like got and"
},
{
"id": 2561,
"start": 6304.97,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "then Clark sometimes somebody like a"
},
{
"id": 2562,
"start": 6306.71,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "sensible not fat person will be like you"
},
{
"id": 2563,
"start": 6308.99,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "know you don't have to keep eating then"
},
{
"id": 2564,
"start": 6310.01,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "you're oh yeah I didn't think about that"
},
{
"id": 2565,
"start": 6311.78,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "if someone makes me of me at all you"
},
{
"id": 2566,
"start": 6314.15,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "know no not gonna lean one part not"
},
{
"id": 2567,
"start": 6316.04,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "eaten all of it I'll eat all of it yeah"
},
{
"id": 2568,
"start": 6318.14,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "I find it disrespectful and I eat"
},
{
"id": 2569,
"start": 6319.76,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "everything last night I had fought at a"
},
{
"id": 2570,
"start": 6321.32,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "friend's house and I didn't I was not"
},
{
"id": 2571,
"start": 6323.18,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "hungry but they served me a big bowl of"
},
{
"id": 2572,
"start": 6324.62,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "pho ate the whole thing I didn't want it"
},
{
"id": 2573,
"start": 6326.3,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "I just ate it I was like you get"
},
{
"id": 2574,
"start": 6327.68,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "diarrhea from that I was [ __ ] at the"
},
{
"id": 2575,
"start": 6329.63,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "Comedy Store last night because of it I"
},
{
"id": 2576,
"start": 6331.25,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "how was the story I'm like that was"
},
{
"id": 2577,
"start": 6333.23,
"duration": 7.98,
"text": "great it was it was great it was really"
},
{
"id": 2578,
"start": 6336.29,
"duration": 9.78,
"text": "awesome um I also if I'm that way with"
},
{
"id": 2579,
"start": 6341.21,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "booze you like I cannot leave I cannot"
},
{
"id": 2580,
"start": 6346.07,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "leave a like if someone gives me over"
},
{
"id": 2581,
"start": 6348.23,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "the bottle of wine and we're gonna drink"
},
{
"id": 2582,
"start": 6349.34,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "palawan yeah we're not gonna drink half"
},
{
"id": 2583,
"start": 6351.32,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "of it right if someone gives me a beer"
},
{
"id": 2584,
"start": 6353.27,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "I'm not gonna leave I'm gonna drink the"
},
{
"id": 2585,
"start": 6354.59,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "whole beer I'm not gonna so you're not"
},
{
"id": 2586,
"start": 6356.21,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "gonna leave here unless you finish six"
},
{
"id": 2587,
"start": 6359.15,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "more beers and abala tito's I have to"
},
{
"id": 2588,
"start": 6360.74,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "finish right yeah yeah you're fine one"
},
{
"id": 2589,
"start": 6364.22,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "of the first times one of the first"
},
{
"id": 2590,
"start": 6365.45,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "times I started and drink for like six"
},
{
"id": 2591,
"start": 6368.09,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "months when I was dating Leanne because"
},
{
"id": 2592,
"start": 6369.32,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "we she dumped me for early on for"
},
{
"id": 2593,
"start": 6372.56,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "drinking no it wasn't for drinking but I"
},
{
"id": 2594,
"start": 6374.27,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "I what we got into a fight was I was"
},
{
"id": 2595,
"start": 6376.97,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "drunk when that happened and I got I"
},
{
"id": 2596,
"start": 6378.95,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "felt like alcohol betrayed me for the"
},
{
"id": 2597,
"start": 6380.57,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "first time so I was like I'm putting"
},
{
"id": 2598,
"start": 6382.07,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "alcohol in timeout and then I was like"
},
{
"id": 2599,
"start": 6383.9,
"duration": 2.82,
"text": "and then I got to a place I was like"
},
{
"id": 2600,
"start": 6385.19,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "maybe I'll never drink again I thought"
},
{
"id": 2601,
"start": 6386.72,
"duration": 4,
"text": "that and then we went to Italy and when"
},
{
"id": 2602,
"start": 6389.12,
"duration": 3.37,
"text": "it was snowing we were in Venice it was"
},
{
"id": 2603,
"start": 6390.72,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "snowing and we were and it was like"
},
{
"id": 2604,
"start": 6392.49,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "during a vacation so gnomes on those"
},
{
"id": 2605,
"start": 6394.23,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "roads no one's on the streets and we"
},
{
"id": 2606,
"start": 6396.78,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "went to a little restaurant and it"
},
{
"id": 2607,
"start": 6398.76,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "started snowing they she said I say we"
},
{
"id": 2608,
"start": 6400.29,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "just walk around all night and I was"
},
{
"id": 2609,
"start": 6402.27,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "like I gotta be honest with you I really"
},
{
"id": 2610,
"start": 6403.89,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "want a glass of wine"
},
{
"id": 2611,
"start": 6404.79,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "and I hadn't drank or wanted to drink in"
},
{
"id": 2612,
"start": 6406.83,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "six months she goes do it I don't give a"
},
{
"id": 2613,
"start": 6408.78,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "[ __ ] and I was like really yeah she goes"
},
{
"id": 2614,
"start": 6410.7,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "I don't give a drinking problem I just"
},
{
"id": 2615,
"start": 6412.23,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "think you drank a lot"
},
{
"id": 2616,
"start": 6413.1,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "but here's now this is going from not"
},
{
"id": 2617,
"start": 6415.68,
"duration": 2.67,
"text": "drinking at all so I have a couple"
},
{
"id": 2618,
"start": 6417.24,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "glasses wine they bring the bottle out"
},
{
"id": 2619,
"start": 6418.35,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "and I go we're not gonna leave the"
},
{
"id": 2620,
"start": 6420.18,
"duration": 2.7,
"text": "[ __ ] bottle we got a murder the"
},
{
"id": 2621,
"start": 6421.26,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "goddamn bottle like I'm not gonna and I"
},
{
"id": 2622,
"start": 6422.88,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "hadn't drank it all I had one glass I"
},
{
"id": 2623,
"start": 6424.56,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "felt really buzzed you know we're"
},
{
"id": 2624,
"start": 6426.54,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "killing the whole bottle now I'm burping"
},
{
"id": 2625,
"start": 6427.65,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "a lot I noticed it yeah and then we"
},
{
"id": 2626,
"start": 6429.99,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "killed the bottle we walked out in the"
},
{
"id": 2627,
"start": 6431.04,
"duration": 2.13,
"text": "snow was one of those romantic nights I"
},
{
"id": 2628,
"start": 6432.48,
"duration": 2.61,
"text": "ever had in my life"
},
{
"id": 2629,
"start": 6433.17,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "I was [ __ ] great where was this in in"
},
{
"id": 2630,
"start": 6435.09,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "Venice in Italy and just snow it just"
},
{
"id": 2631,
"start": 6438.21,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "started falling it was brand-new"
},
{
"id": 2632,
"start": 6440.25,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "snow-covered streets no one had walked"
},
{
"id": 2633,
"start": 6442.02,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "on it it was like midnight and it was"
},
{
"id": 2634,
"start": 6444.06,
"duration": 2.82,
"text": "right after New Year's Eve so everything"
},
{
"id": 2635,
"start": 6445.74,
"duration": 2.67,
"text": "was shut it's like your honeymoon"
},
{
"id": 2636,
"start": 6446.88,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "no no it says she thought I was gonna"
},
{
"id": 2637,
"start": 6448.41,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "propose to her but yeah and I didn't I"
},
{
"id": 2638,
"start": 6450.9,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "did it in my bed instead later it's the"
},
{
"id": 2639,
"start": 6452.94,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "way that you walked through and she was"
},
{
"id": 2640,
"start": 6454.5,
"duration": 7.17,
"text": "like here it is again like oh I gotta"
},
{
"id": 2641,
"start": 6457.56,
"duration": 8.31,
"text": "take a [ __ ] pretty bad tie my shoe huh"
},
{
"id": 2642,
"start": 6461.67,
"duration": 5.12,
"text": "what are you crying for wait why did she"
},
{
"id": 2643,
"start": 6465.87,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "dump you"
},
{
"id": 2644,
"start": 6466.79,
"duration": 6.07,
"text": "first we got into a fight with her"
},
{
"id": 2645,
"start": 6468.99,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "friend and I wouldn't let it go her"
},
{
"id": 2646,
"start": 6472.86,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "friend picked a fight with me at a"
},
{
"id": 2647,
"start": 6474.33,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "dinner and I wouldn't let it go and I I"
},
{
"id": 2648,
"start": 6477.09,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "like after three days I was still upset"
},
{
"id": 2649,
"start": 6479.46,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "with it and she and I hadn't said I love"
},
{
"id": 2650,
"start": 6481.5,
"duration": 6.36,
"text": "you to her yet she had said I love you"
},
{
"id": 2651,
"start": 6483.54,
"duration": 6.09,
"text": "to me and I hormones yeah what the [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2652,
"start": 6487.86,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "she's like I love you you're like cool I"
},
{
"id": 2653,
"start": 6489.63,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "said cool yeah she goes I said no"
},
{
"id": 2654,
"start": 6492.69,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "actually I said she goes I love you and"
},
{
"id": 2655,
"start": 6494.46,
"duration": 5.67,
"text": "I said you do so yeah and you love me"
},
{
"id": 2656,
"start": 6496.95,
"duration": 6.42,
"text": "and I said I do oh yeah and I was like"
},
{
"id": 2657,
"start": 6500.13,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "cool oh and I just wasn't I wasn't I"
},
{
"id": 2658,
"start": 6503.37,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "wasn't ready to settle down I didn't"
},
{
"id": 2659,
"start": 6504.78,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "want to like I didn't know I didn't want"
},
{
"id": 2660,
"start": 6506.67,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "to put labels on it I don't really the"
},
{
"id": 2661,
"start": 6508.56,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "time 28 god you guys are old now it's"
},
{
"id": 2662,
"start": 6512.55,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "hell you're gonna get her a minute I"
},
{
"id": 2663,
"start": 6514.29,
"duration": 8.42,
"text": "would because I'm a grown ass kids me oh"
},
{
"id": 2664,
"start": 6517.26,
"duration": 10.89,
"text": "yeah we have babies in this forever no"
},
{
"id": 2665,
"start": 6522.71,
"duration": 7.57,
"text": "[ __ ] started crazy dude I was 33 when"
},
{
"id": 2666,
"start": 6528.15,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "you were when I was when but that's not"
},
{
"id": 2667,
"start": 6530.28,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "that different your than seven years"
},
{
"id": 2668,
"start": 6531.42,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "yeah older it's not that I'm not seven"
},
{
"id": 2669,
"start": 6533.91,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "years old or you're seven years older no"
},
{
"id": 2670,
"start": 6535.65,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "you're seven years older than I was when"
},
{
"id": 2671,
"start": 6537.09,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "I had kids oh really yeah oh so it's not"
},
{
"id": 2672,
"start": 6539.97,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "that bad wait how old were you and"
},
{
"id": 2673,
"start": 6541.95,
"duration": 7.74,
"text": "Georgia was born thirty George I'm 46"
},
{
"id": 2674,
"start": 6545.4,
"duration": 6.89,
"text": "now she's 14 so 32 okay so we got no I"
},
{
"id": 2675,
"start": 6549.69,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "was 32 when we got married he was yeah I"
},
{
"id": 2676,
"start": 6552.29,
"duration": 6.97,
"text": "was 36 when you had the Ellis the oldest"
},
{
"id": 2677,
"start": 6556.5,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "yeah oh you say his name now yeah well I"
},
{
"id": 2678,
"start": 6559.26,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "say the oldest for 36 that's not too bad"
},
{
"id": 2679,
"start": 6560.91,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "no it's not too bad the old one yeah"
},
{
"id": 2680,
"start": 6564.12,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "he's gonna be a hundred when his kids in"
},
{
"id": 2681,
"start": 6566.22,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "kindergarten well he's gonna go to that"
},
{
"id": 2682,
"start": 6567.51,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "high school graduation and they'll be"
},
{
"id": 2683,
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"text": "like your granddad's so only"
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"text": "mean-looking oh my gosh that's my dad"
},
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},
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"duration": 3.99,
"text": "with my kids yeah I've been like 55 in"
},
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"duration": 1.68,
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},
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"text": "yeah boy like when they come home from"
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"text": "the they'll bring a friend when they"
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"text": "come hey you guys wanna rage tonight"
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"id": 2692,
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"duration": 6.87,
"text": "that's gonna get the cue fire some"
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"duration": 4.08,
"text": "smoked dinosaur barbecue ribs uh dad's"
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"text": "got a speedo on George we got a pool"
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"text": "board and her friends are gonna be like"
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"duration": 6.03,
"text": "your tats so much fun yeah George's"
},
{
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"duration": 3.39,
"text": "friends do not think I'm fun at all"
},
{
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"duration": 3.93,
"text": "think now who [ __ ] about me really yeah"
},
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"duration": 2.58,
"text": "I'll his friends could give two shits no"
},
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"text": "one cares"
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"text": "at all none of the friends none of them"
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"text": "right I figured that some of the friends"
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"text": "guys boys no yeah when they start having"
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"text": "the friends are gonna go nuts for you"
},
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"start": 6627.96,
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"text": "but if like oh this is a you know Kyle I"
},
{
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"text": "have class with him he's gonna go"
},
{
"id": 2710,
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"text": "[ __ ] crazy your dad's a machine oh"
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"duration": 1.89,
"text": "he's gonna love it"
},
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"duration": 2.58,
"text": "he's gonna love it and then they'll end"
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"text": "up attracting just a bunch of"
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{
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"duration": 4.8,
"text": "mouth-breathing window the girls yeah"
},
{
"id": 2715,
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"duration": 4.17,
"text": "all dude I could do keg stands yeah yeah"
},
{
"id": 2716,
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"duration": 5,
"text": "I should have a pizza box to win"
},
{
"id": 2717,
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"duration": 3.74,
"text": "election dude I'm just like your dad"
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"duration": 3.91,
"text": "when they start dating yep they're"
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{
"id": 2719,
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"text": "wiring you know that you've wired them"
},
{
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"duration": 4.38,
"text": "to like it's like you know they're gonna"
},
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"duration": 4.65,
"text": "go right date a guy like your dad I did"
},
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"duration": 4.65,
"text": "in the past before Tom and I [ __ ]"
},
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"text": "hated it it was such torture for me"
},
{
"id": 2724,
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"duration": 11.1,
"text": "noise running car washes you get in the"
},
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"duration": 12.5,
"text": "car you dress nice put on the red"
},
{
"id": 2726,
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"duration": 14.46,
"text": "lipstick all right let's go gold chain"
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"id": 2727,
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"duration": 5.74,
"text": "no way Tommy is the opposite of"
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"duration": 3.45,
"text": "everything in my family but that's why I"
},
{
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"duration": 3.63,
"text": "was so attracted to him because he's"
},
{
"id": 2730,
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"text": "like stable and sane and kind and he"
},
{
"id": 2731,
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"duration": 5.64,
"text": "does what he says he's gonna do and like"
},
{
"id": 2732,
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"duration": 5.1,
"text": "he's just sweet her him do you feel like"
},
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"id": 2733,
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"duration": 4.8,
"text": "and I'll say this I know that you're"
},
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"id": 2734,
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"duration": 4.98,
"text": "successful but none of us in this room"
},
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"duration": 3.99,
"text": "are successful Tommy of course you feel"
},
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"duration": 7.56,
"text": "like you picked the right horse oh my"
},
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"id": 2737,
"start": 6706.06,
"duration": 11.1,
"text": "god all the time one of your friends is"
},
{
"id": 2738,
"start": 6711.88,
"duration": 6.36,
"text": "gonna be famous and I'd be like oh I say"
},
{
"id": 2739,
"start": 6717.16,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "to him all the time"
},
{
"id": 2740,
"start": 6718.24,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "what do I tell you Tommy I say to you"
},
{
"id": 2741,
"start": 6720.64,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "you tell you said she goes he's a winner"
},
{
"id": 2742,
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"duration": 4.77,
"text": "yeah no I knew you were a winner here's"
},
{
"id": 2743,
"start": 6726.49,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "a truth burnt shot is that I knew Tommy"
},
{
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "was a goddamn winner from the moment"
},
{
"id": 2745,
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "that I met him you know man we're all"
},
{
"id": 2746,
"start": 6731.8,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "[ __ ] open mic errs well you're in a"
},
{
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"start": 6733.54,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "class ahead of us remember but like"
},
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"duration": 4.47,
"text": "Tommy was 23 and he was funnier than"
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"start": 6737.56,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "everybody like he's the kind that"
},
{
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"start": 6739.21,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "started stand-up and was amazing it's"
},
{
"id": 2751,
"start": 6741.58,
"duration": 6.15,
"text": "tough when I bombed in front of Burt 10"
},
{
"id": 2752,
"start": 6743.41,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "times yeah but you also think [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2753,
"start": 6747.73,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "your thinking was straight I always knew"
},
{
"id": 2754,
"start": 6749.89,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "that you would be I'll tell you what"
},
{
"id": 2755,
"start": 6751.15,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "I'll tell you when I knew Tommy was a"
},
{
"id": 2756,
"start": 6752.68,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "winner yeah is uh we did a TV show and"
},
{
"id": 2757,
"start": 6756.76,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "they were like hey I was like we need to"
},
{
"id": 2758,
"start": 6759.16,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "bring in a writer do you've any"
},
{
"id": 2759,
"start": 6760.45,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "suggestions I go my buddy Tom Segura is"
},
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"start": 6763,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "a really great comic he could be writer"
},
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"id": 2761,
"start": 6765.04,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "and I was I think I was doing birth"
},
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"duration": 2.97,
"text": "conquer at the time so I went to do"
},
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"start": 6769.72,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "birth conquer I came back a week later"
},
{
"id": 2764,
"start": 6771.22,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "and um had not only taken the head"
},
{
"id": 2765,
"start": 6774.76,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "writers job he was also executive"
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"id": 2766,
"start": 6776.05,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "producing the show"
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"id": 2767,
"start": 6778.18,
"duration": 8.01,
"text": "guys was the executive producer was now"
},
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"start": 6780.85,
"duration": 7.2,
"text": "doing crowd control there you go the"
},
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"id": 2769,
"start": 6786.19,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "whole [ __ ] show he's like so here's"
},
{
"id": 2770,
"start": 6788.05,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "the breakdown I'll show you how it works"
},
{
"id": 2771,
"start": 6789.46,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "and he's show ran the whole show and I"
},
{
"id": 2772,
"start": 6791.41,
"duration": 6.74,
"text": "was like shut the [ __ ] up and that show"
},
{
"id": 2773,
"start": 6794.41,
"duration": 7.35,
"text": "was the funniest that show [ __ ] show"
},
{
"id": 2774,
"start": 6798.15,
"duration": 6.85,
"text": "called buzzed that I remember yeah yeah"
},
{
"id": 2775,
"start": 6801.76,
"duration": 6.45,
"text": "[ __ ] brainer like yeah and he was but"
},
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"duration": 5.79,
"text": "that's why he's - if it makes sense it"
},
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"start": 6808.21,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "was designed for Bert like yeah"
},
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"start": 6810.79,
"duration": 5.06,
"text": "literally you couldn't have anybody else"
},
{
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"start": 6812.26,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "and the pilot was hilarious hilarious"
},
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"duration": 5.92,
"text": "and they not that they they shut it down"
},
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"id": 2781,
"start": 6818.74,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "immediately yeah like it wasn't easy was"
},
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"id": 2782,
"start": 6821.77,
"duration": 2.82,
"text": "involved yeah and they're like the"
},
{
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"duration": 4.11,
"text": "show's called but but there's those"
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{
"id": 2784,
"start": 6824.59,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "dating shows or they put booze and all"
},
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"start": 6827.29,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "those people the premise the blind-date"
},
{
"id": 2786,
"start": 6829.45,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "show is boozing no no no I know I"
},
{
"id": 2787,
"start": 6831.67,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "remember that yes I remember it had a"
},
{
"id": 2788,
"start": 6834.01,
"duration": 6.75,
"text": "segment for those you listening we had a"
},
{
"id": 2789,
"start": 6835.48,
"duration": 8.07,
"text": "segment called called was it a liquid or"
},
{
"id": 2790,
"start": 6840.76,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "stick it yeah where it was like we put"
},
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"id": 2791,
"start": 6843.55,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "up a slow at celebrity and you have to"
},
{
"id": 2792,
"start": 6845.14,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "guess if she was straight or gay yeah"
},
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"id": 2793,
"start": 6846.82,
"duration": 4.85,
"text": "and so hilarious it was hilarious and it"
},
{
"id": 2794,
"start": 6849.19,
"duration": 5.01,
"text": "was like it was like Hilary Swank"
},
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"id": 2795,
"start": 6851.67,
"duration": 5.02,
"text": "Jennifer Garner and then it was Jamie"
},
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"start": 6854.2,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "Lee Curtis and this guy goes stick hit"
},
{
"id": 2797,
"start": 6856.69,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "my dad [ __ ] her and we're like what"
},
{
"id": 2798,
"start": 6858.82,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "and he goes my dad [ __ ] Jamie Lee Curtis"
},
{
"id": 2799,
"start": 6860.47,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "and I go I was heard she's a"
},
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"id": 2800,
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"duration": 2.85,
"text": "hermaphrodite and he goes no my dad"
},
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"id": 2801,
"start": 6864.67,
"duration": 2.43,
"text": "[ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2802,
"start": 6865.18,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "but then again would my dad say [ __ ] -"
},
{
"id": 2803,
"start": 6867.1,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "dude probably not there's only one way"
},
{
"id": 2804,
"start": 6868.87,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "to find out I'm gonna call him and we go"
},
{
"id": 2805,
"start": 6870.49,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "I go if you call him you get an extra"
},
{
"id": 2806,
"start": 6871.72,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "hundred dollars on speakerphone speaker"
},
{
"id": 2807,
"start": 6874.45,
"duration": 3.98,
"text": "money goes dad did you [ __ ] Jamie Lee"
},
{
"id": 2808,
"start": 6876.46,
"duration": 8.85,
"text": "Curtis and his down on the back goes"
},
{
"id": 2809,
"start": 6878.43,
"duration": 8.62,
"text": "affirmative each other yeah we these two"
},
{
"id": 2810,
"start": 6885.31,
"duration": 5.6,
"text": "Mexican guys and Tom had a segment"
},
{
"id": 2811,
"start": 6887.05,
"duration": 7.41,
"text": "called Mexican"
},
{
"id": 2812,
"start": 6890.91,
"duration": 3.55,
"text": "[Laughter]"
},
{
"id": 2813,
"start": 6903.12,
"duration": 3.76,
"text": "yeah they're like she kills it she's"
},
{
"id": 2814,
"start": 6905.26,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "Mexican we're like not she's Puerto"
},
{
"id": 2815,
"start": 6906.88,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "Rican this show is so great we got these"
},
{
"id": 2816,
"start": 6908.92,
"duration": 3.179,
"text": "girls in these hot three girls and there"
},
{
"id": 2817,
"start": 6911.23,
"duration": 2.369,
"text": "was this thing we're gonna"
},
{
"id": 2818,
"start": 6912.099,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "one girl put lipstick on another girl"
},
{
"id": 2819,
"start": 6913.599,
"duration": 4.471,
"text": "with her toes yeah like hold it and draw"
},
{
"id": 2820,
"start": 6915.879,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "it and no and do lipstick oh yeah with"
},
{
"id": 2821,
"start": 6918.07,
"duration": 4.949,
"text": "the results and then she goes can I do"
},
{
"id": 2822,
"start": 6920.619,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "it with my tits no no no this is exactly"
},
{
"id": 2823,
"start": 6923.019,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "how I go so ladies I don't know if you"
},
{
"id": 2824,
"start": 6925.539,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "notice this but none of you wearing"
},
{
"id": 2825,
"start": 6926.679,
"duration": 3.331,
"text": "lipstick one of my favorite things in"
},
{
"id": 2826,
"start": 6928.179,
"duration": 3.391,
"text": "the world is a woman with lipstick so"
},
{
"id": 2827,
"start": 6930.01,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "the challenge is now and she goes to put"
},
{
"id": 2828,
"start": 6931.57,
"duration": 6.119,
"text": "it on with my tits and I went yes it is"
},
{
"id": 2829,
"start": 6934.03,
"duration": 4.949,
"text": "yes and she goes what if I put it on her"
},
{
"id": 2830,
"start": 6937.689,
"duration": 6.78,
"text": "with my tits I'm like that will work"
},
{
"id": 2831,
"start": 6938.979,
"duration": 7.62,
"text": "also the fact is you guys were drinking"
},
{
"id": 2832,
"start": 6944.469,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "during the show and I don't problem"
},
{
"id": 2833,
"start": 6946.599,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "Widow here's the here's not I was not"
},
{
"id": 2834,
"start": 6948.699,
"duration": 5.101,
"text": "the guest could could be on buzzed they"
},
{
"id": 2835,
"start": 6951.879,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "were on buzzed but with what they blew"
},
{
"id": 2836,
"start": 6953.8,
"duration": 6.419,
"text": "was their bank account so if you boy it"
},
{
"id": 2837,
"start": 6956.949,
"duration": 5.79,
"text": "blew up 2.25 then we added a zero at the"
},
{
"id": 2838,
"start": 6960.219,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "end and you started the bank with $250"
},
{
"id": 2839,
"start": 6962.739,
"duration": 3.15,
"text": "and on the ride home you could win more"
},
{
"id": 2840,
"start": 6964.719,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "money but that's the money you had again"
},
{
"id": 2841,
"start": 6965.889,
"duration": 3.451,
"text": "remember the my favorite segment was"
},
{
"id": 2842,
"start": 6967.959,
"duration": 3,
"text": "that was I would read a description"
},
{
"id": 2843,
"start": 6969.34,
"duration": 5.599,
"text": "you'd guess that this was a television"
},
{
"id": 2844,
"start": 6970.959,
"duration": 8.46,
"text": "show or not so I'd be like you know like"
},
{
"id": 2845,
"start": 6974.939,
"duration": 7.69,
"text": "a divorced mother or a struggling family"
},
{
"id": 2846,
"start": 6979.419,
"duration": 5.131,
"text": "in the Midwest the mother works at a"
},
{
"id": 2847,
"start": 6982.629,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "plant and the father does this and they"
},
{
"id": 2848,
"start": 6984.55,
"duration": 3.719,
"text": "have three children and then they would"
},
{
"id": 2849,
"start": 6986.559,
"duration": 3.511,
"text": "be like yeah that's yeah that's a real"
},
{
"id": 2850,
"start": 6988.269,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "show but then we could come up with"
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